The Fornigators!

. aliases: Dot H-Man Mr. Hate Soylent Green Gargoyle	aliases: Lotsadrops Lotsadots Pebbles Pellets Clown Tearalong	Eddie Gann	Carlos [email protected] aliases: solrac
The Crynic [email protected]	Glint Breightly [email protected] aliases: Beadle Hall Monitor Pinochino Glint's house (click here)	Dr. Milton T. Eisentower aliases: Miltie	Forest aliases: Pinochio
Ho-Hum aliases: Hot-Dog Hum-Ho Humster Humlet	Jeremiah	John� (1926-2001) [email protected] aliases: J papi	Matthew Kramer [email protected] aliases: MK MKTS
Maria aliases: Barbie	Mary [email protected] aliases: Bridget	Grace Naturlio [email protected]	Pete� [email protected] WARNING: For Illustration Purposes Only. Appearance of Authentic Pete� Could Vary. aliases: Sorry Pete Spete
Teresa [email protected] aliases: Dexter Terrycloth Dakini	Virgil [email protected]	Whatever aliases: Coppertone	Casper Whineburger [email protected] aliases: Cap Whiner Ted Fields favorite quote: "I like to watch."
yddingo [email protected] aliases: Yellow Dog ydog Ol' Yeller Oafus thefool	Eleanor & Earle D. Zorobkkins aliases: E	Dean

What the critic(s) is(are) saying...

[Tuesday, November 17, 1998 at 17:37:00 (EST)]
Okay, one more time. I'll try and make it short because I HAVE A LIFE YOU KNOW!! This may be my last review for two simple reasons: 1. Fornigate really IS over. 2. I HAVE A LIFE YOU KNOW!!

Let's start with Ho-hum. Man, has this guy slipped. Sure, some of his posts are thoughtful and ocassionally biting, but where's the joy? Where are the yucks? He's a burn-out. Like Newt and the Republican Party, a casualty of Fornigate. The only times he shows a glimmer of the old Ho-hum is when he's skewering Hman. But, that's like shooting fish in a barrell.

YD was on a roll once, now he's history. His disappearance, more than anything, is a signal that the "scandal" has passed.

Glint has been reduced to the status of GOP flack. Half-full, my ass! He lost all credibility the day he marched with the lunatic fringe.

Eddie Gann still has much to offer, but his recent domestication seems to have muted him. Come back, Eddie. You're the only real man here.

Hman has lost it. He too, was on to something for awhile. Now it's the same old tired Jew-baiting paranoia day in, day out. A real loser. A simpleton.

Whatever is consistent. Youth has it's advantages. Given the overall deterioration of the posts, she is to be commended for remaining steady. Teresa, too. However, after "her" recent flurry of "strap-on" posts, I am now convinced that Ho-hum was right. SHE IS A 300 POCK-MARKED TRUCKER NAMED DEXTER. The picture on the jpeg page is one of a daughter of one of Dexter's former cellmates. Teresa is also Pete. Yes, they are the same person - Dexter. Dexter is pretty creative. One character -Teresa- is a ballsy chick. The other character -Pete- is a whining pussy.

John, like Whatever, is consistent. He said it all the other day: "Go fuck yourself, Hman." How true.

Jeremiah has mellowed, gotten better. He's shown far more tolerance than one could have predicted at first. If only he'd stop with the "Billy-boy" crap.

..................................... has fallen on hard times. Too much about the nudity of the Danes.

Virgil gets pretty nasty most nights. Lots of anger there.

Solrac, like YD, is more of a rumor than a reality anymore. He was entertaining for a long time. What happened? Maria? Another rumor. Where's Weasel when you need him? Or Mary?

Forest drops by now and then with some new, tortured anti-Clinton nonsense. If Clinton finds the cure for AIDS tomorrow, Forest will find a way to discredit him.

So, the star of this page, by default is MK

>SNIP!<

Almost forgot. The Z family is great, but seldom seen, so there's not much to say. Come back, E (Earle, too).

Eisentower, your proctologist is on the line! Unless this place picks up again, I'm out. I HAVE A LIFE YOU KNOW!!

gnat is a fine addition to this dying site. Perhaps I neglected gnat because of the name. At any rate, gnat appears infrequently with short, but incisive comments. Obviously a good mind at work here. I would like to see more humor in the posts, but the same applies to all of you.

Where's HP?

These are serious people who read into all the Talmud said....these people may have tried sleeping in a car once, while they were in college, but they left the window open a crack and a mosquito slipped in and bit them on their shiny Bostonnais rump, and they drove home early.

...What is this dingbat site? You wander in and try to educate, and you're soon getting nibbled to death by rabid ducks...

...There's no logic in it. The only thing more boring or stupid on this site was when Eisentower got into a debate with J on the correct spelling of a Phillipine inebriant correctly identifiable as Two-Baugh...

One of the sweet occasional joys of my life is waking up hung over, snorting a clogged nostril clear, returning to this, my natal discussion site, and seeing personalities like MK and HP argue the merits of the welfare safety net. It is like a warm blanket, the familiar coming of the sun. The jpeg site is particularly heartwarming-- amazing mid-American tastes, the apparent Nehru jackets derived from off-the-shelf clothing, the fat-cheeked dweebs, the transvestite weight-lifter in clogs, the darkling gnome, the statuesque Tahitian, and soon, The Grizzled Turk!

Well, it's been a long time. This isn't getting any easier, but here goes. First of all, I don't think it would be proper for me to review Pete whild he's away and can't lash out at me, so screw that clown. Screw MK, too. This guy is truly tortured. His posts reveal a naive young lad on the verge of total collapse. Is latest foray into the science of polling was priceless. First he said the polls were all phony, then figured 55% of the people want Clinton out. The MK poll!!

solrac has been on a roll. His thread of putting all elected officials under oath is funny. He also did a good job on Pete about that guy's accusations of racism. No wonder Pete took of for Africa. Nobody there knows who he is.

Forest. Ah, Forest. The thinking man's MK. Forest mixes intelligent posts with puerile ones. He groans about Chelsea's fate, but would like to see her father destroyed. I think he posted one to the effect of comparing Monica to Chelsea. "What if it had been Clinton's daughter who went to work in the WH and some horny president had done her?" Something to that effect. Yes, Forest, what IF it was Chelsea who flashed her thong and gave head and begged for more? What if, indeed.

Jeremiah is certainly an interesting specimen. A regular Elmer Gantry. Looks like he's gone, but he burned brightly, if stupidly.

Mary continues to amaze. Her reasoning grows sharper by the day. I wasn't going to review Teresa, because she disappeared for a long time. But, now she's come back and come back strong. Good stuff on sexual harrassment, presented in a witty, nasty manner. Sometimes I find her posts a little too personal for my taste, but that's just my own prejudice. She's funny, intelligent and mean. Whatever has some of those qualities too and I appreciate her moving away, somewhat, from probing Pete's reputed brain.

Whatever can be very good when she gets pissed off. Her Ebonics is always welcome, even though it's clearly a second language to her.

The Zorobkkins (Earle D. and Eleanor) are still the couple of the year. We don't hear much from Earle, but Eleanor is a bright, shining light. She mixes sarcasm, humor and inteligence into her posts. I like the way she handles profane and vicious posters. Like a concerned, yet amused, care-giver with an underlying sadism. Passive-agressive.

.......................................... has been all over Glint these days. You get the feeling that ..................................just plain doesn't like Glint and that the feeling is mutual. I look forward to their battles, keeps the site from losing its edge. YD has continued to become a creative force. The way he toys with MK (The Sick) is evil fun to watch. Ho-hum is an institution (or, at least belongs in one). I really liked the gerbil post. Lately, he's been getting some of the meanness back I thought he had lost. And not just with Pete. He's been pretty tough on Glint and Forest as well. Good. One more thing about Glint. As hsi position on Fornigate grows weaker by the day, his posts become better. My suggestion is that he get off of politics altogether and go with the humor and bashes. That's where he shines. It's only when he tortures some kind of Linda Tripp or Paula Jones defense that he loses it.

HP is a newcomer (I guess) who fits in very well. Intelligent, well-written and reasoned posts with flashes of wit. Virgil works the night shift and always shows his beliefs quite well. I wonder sometimes, about his fixation with Jim Bakker and other evangelists. Where does that come from?

John continues to be incisive and angry. He's about the best at slamming the errant Freeper who dares enter these hallowed halls.

Who have I forgotten? Milton - scary and weird. Hman - scary, weird and possibly dead seeing as how he hasn't been around much. Maybe that "Suicide is Painless" song finally got to him. Oh well. Chris and FAQ MAN - two jerks, Chris most of all. He's taken up the "fag"-bashing of Ho-hum now that Pete has given up on that and Hman is dead. Carry on.

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