- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 23:33:36 (EDT)
My two cents are:
If at first you don't succeed, head for the hills?
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 23:12:30 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
IMG SRC="http://www.sozialistische-klassiker.org/Pic/Che/che.jpg" - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 23:01:53 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
IMG SRC="http://www.sozialistische-klassiker.org/Pic/Che/che.jpg" - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 23:00:43 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
IMG SRC="http://www.sozialistische-klassiker.org/Pic/Che/che.jpg" , - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 22:58:15 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 22:57:40 (EDT)
My two cents are:
yah, 1701 is sort of like pete meets eecummins or one of those idiot poets that thinks its slick to make shapes with the words.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 22:44:34 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous. <;<http://img src=www.sozialistische-klassiker.org/Pic/Che/che.jpg>>
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 22:42:48 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous. <IMG SRC="http://www.sozialistische-klassiker.org/Pic/Che/che.jpg" >
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 22:40:00 (EDT)
My two cents are:
IMG SRC="http://www.sozialistische-klassiker.org/Pic/Che/che.jpg"
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 22:39:19 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
IMG SRC="http://www.sozialistische-klassiker.org/Pic/Che/che.jpg" - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 22:38:26 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Thanks there 4 or 5. I think I did it.
11
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 22:33:09 (EDT)
My two cents are:
On the other hand, maybe we're just dealing with a couple sick jaspers out on the edge of the curve. Maybe it would have worked out the same if one had been born amongst the Eskimo and the other had had the advantages of a crynic, complete with the offshore loyalties. What I do know is that tomorrow morning I leave this vale of twatistic font colorizers, far away from the sorts of people who don't even have the common decency to post the Dr. Laura beaver. I'll stop at Pets R Us at the last mall burg up the valley and buy a couple of dog collars and string them through the climbing spikes, climb way up high in the tree and wait for the meteor shower. Maybe I'll even buy a couple of bales of straw and tune up the Hoyt. Get ready for bow season. Fuck this.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 22:01:09 (EDT)
My two cents are:
17:09
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 21:34:42 (EDT)
My two cents are:
By the way, that Pete Soup at 17:01, or whatever, the one that's been centered down the middle of the page? It's even better that way.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 21:25:44 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Is somebody messing with this site?
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 21:23:47 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Very much the same but filtered through their respective upbringings and culture. On the one hand you have Glint, turgid with the repressed anger common among those who have migrated from the bleak, stern, Calvinistic Badlands of the country. On the other hand you have Pete, foaming with the all-consuming range common among those who are afraid to leave the beautiful, yet claustrophbic, Haole-hating rocks in the ocean. Both are bumpkins, both full of resentment, jealousy and fear. Their meltdowns a parallel in all the most important ways, despite the wildly different manifestations. For Pete, it always had to come down to twat-calling. I think we all knew that long ago. The signs were there. Likewise, Glint's type of meltdown was just as predictable, necessarily different because, well, Glint can't say twat (and if he can even think it, I don't want to know the context, please.) The differences are the differences between Hawaii and Nebraska. The incredible similarities are the similarities between Hawaii and Nebraska. Pete is a full-blown, balls out, loonball. Glint is the neighborhood timebomb who always seemed so nice until that thing with Brenda.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 21:22:19 (EDT)
My two cents are:
No graphic sense. How can you be a web-meister and have no sense of imagery, no balance? No wonder Glint lives in a cheap-jack state, out in the boonies. Poor guy.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 21:09:50 (EDT)
My two cents are:
testing
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 21:05:26 (EDT)
My two cents are:
COMPARE AND CONTRAST THE RECENT MELTDOWN OF GLINT WITH THE LONGAGO FARAWAY MELTDOWN OF TWATSTER. HOW ARE THE MELTDOWNS THE SAME? HOW ARE THESE MELTDOWNS DIFFERENT? REMEMBER, SPELLIING COUNTS.
CAPTAIN GERUNDIVE SUBJUNCTIVE DESCENDING A STAIRCASE
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 20:58:34 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Nice pic of Che, 11.
4 or 5
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 20:52:29 (EDT)
My two cents are:
So, am I to understand we are now to either disable cookies or have them prompted?
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 20:30:50 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sad, really.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 20:28:37 (EDT)
My two cents are:
We call it "diagnostic."
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 20:23:57 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Pitiful how someone can spend so much time in worthless futility.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 20:18:46 (EDT)
My two cents are:
You haven't killed yourself by now? Geesh!
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 20:00:30 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Things are looking pretty good here. Except for that upchucked bowl of alphabet soup at 17:09:21.
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 19:27:01 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Go Wes Go!!
(Now in an easy to read version - WITH WHITE SPACE!)
BACK TO THE FUTURE
Every newspaper is unique. At the beginning of every day,
it exists only in the minds and imaginations of the men and
women who produce it.
The brick and mortar of the buildings, the hardware of
the newsroom, the computers and desks and fax machines, the
rolls of newsprint and the barrels of ink that become the
tangible newspaper lie inert and useless until the skill of
dedicated men and women produce the words that assign
events their place in the archives of memory and
recollection.
The vision of a second newspaper in the nation's
capital, speaking to the world in a robust voice, first
sprang to life in the imagination of the Rev. Sun Myung
Moon.
The birth of The Washington Times was not celebrated
by a press establishment grown smug and complacent. The
Times was to be a different kind of newspaper, one that
would go for inspiration "back to the future," to a time of
national consensus on issues of ethics and morality, with
an emphasis on the message and not the messenger. We would
not only cover the news without slant or bias, but give
voice to those who had been shut out of the national debate.
Though the founding vision was that of a religious
figure, a man of another country and another culture, The
Times was to be wholly secular, to hold to no sectarian
cause, to champion no denomination above any other, but
never to mock faith and belief, to proselytize only for the
principles that liberate men from the tyranny of closed
minds.
It was an unlikely enterprise. There was first a wide
cultural divide to bridge, not only between East and West,
but between devout and religious men and a rowdy and
eccentric collection of rogues, scamps and vagabonds, all
skeptical of nearly everything, living by the famous
newsroom maxim that "if your mother says she loves you,
check it out." Most of us are only vaguely religious, if
religious at all, and those of us with faith and belief
hold to a faith very different from that of the founder.
Nothing could have come of the founding vision without
unqualified independence for the men and women who produce
the newspaper. We've never been told to put anything in the
paper; more important, perhaps, we've never been asked to
leave anything out. All that ever was asked was that we put
out the newspaper born of the vision, faithful to the task
of reporting the news without fear or favor, to get it
first and get it right. A decade of dedication, followed by
a second decade of distinction in the task, made believers
of hundreds of thousands of readers in every state of the
union and throughout the world, loyal to a newspaper that
seeks to be faithful to what is good and important.
Tradition, custom, belief and practice are held
important at The Times in an age when much of what our
forefathers brought forth on this providential continent is
unappreciated; when even the struggles of our grandfathers
are unknown or unappreciated, or both; when Washington,
Adams, Jefferson, Hamilton, Marshall and Madison are often
as unfamiliar as Solon, Leonidas and Pericles.
"Traditions are mighty influences in restraining
peoples," Richard Taylor, the soldier-philosopher, wrote
more than a century ago. "The light that reaches us from
above takes countless time to traverse the awful chasm
separating us from that parent star; yet it comes straight
and true to our eyes, because each tender wavelet is linked
to the other, receiving and transmitting the luminous ray.
Once break the continuity of the stream, and men will deny
its heavenly origin, and seek its source in the feeble
glimmer of earthly corruption."
We look to the continuity of that stream, guided by
that luminous ray.
Wesley Pruden
Editor in Chief
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 19:16:23 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Hi Pete. How's the weather in Honolulu? - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 19:05:37 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Go Anne Go " Pete� - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 18:35:19 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 18:35:00 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 18:34:31 (EDT)
My two cents are:
The Judge the Supreme Court Loves to Overturn
by Matt Rees
STEPHEN REINHARDT is the liberal badboy of the federal judiciary. He is ideological, outlandish, and never dull. The 66-year-old judge, appointed by Jimmy Carter in 1980 to the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco, is well known to the Supreme Court, which has a habit of overturning his opinions.
In fact, Reinhardt is one of the most overturned judges in history. In this term alone, the high court has reversed seven opinions that Reinhardt has either written or been party to. These haven't been narrow reversals, either--all seven of them have been unanimous. Moreover, four other opinions in which Reinhardt had a hand--including his notorious conclusion that there is a constitutional right to physician-assisted suicide--are now pending before the court. In his many years on the bench, Reinhardt has proven himself one of those judges who view the Constitution as an infinitely malleable document in which myriad "rights" can be divined. He has ruled that farmers lack the standing to challenge the Endangered Species Act because they are motivated by "an economic interest." He has ruled that the use of police dogs to track down drugs or criminal suspects violates the Fourth Amendment (which protects against unreasonable searches and seizures). Decisions such as these have made him a revered figure of the legal Left--in 1987, the California Trial Lawyers named him "Appellate Judge of the Year." With every reversal, Reinhardt's image grows in the eyes of those who view him as a last, left-activist outpost.
After Carter placed him on the bench, in the final months of his presidency, Reinhardt had to endure 12 years of conservative Republican appointments. He had hoped that Bill Clinton would be equally aggressive in appointing liberals, for Reinhardt believes that courts can and should be used as agents of social change. (For him, Earl Warren is "one of the greatest justices of all time.") But by the standards of left-wing legal tastes, Clinton's judges have been a fairly moderate bunch.
This infuriates a warrior like Reinhardt, who in 1994 took the highly unorthodox step of blasting the president: "Reagan and Bush really changed the philosophy of the courts, and not for the better," he said. "Clinton had the opportunity to do the same, and he blew it." A year later, he wrote to Eleanor Acheson, the assistant attorney general in charge of judicial nominations, and asked, "Do you stand for anything?" And a few days prior to Clinton's second inauguration, Reinhardt zinged the president in a San Francisco speech for not having nominated a black or a Hispanic judge to the Ninth Circuit. In the same speech, he hailed Thelton E. Henderson, the district-court judge who blocked implementation of the anti-affirmative-action California Civil Rights Initiative, as "a shining judicial star" and charged that "an abler, more committed president would have found a way" to promote Henderson to the Ninth Circuit.
Reinhardt saw an opening in May 1994 when Clinton nominated Stephen Breyer to the Supreme Court. The judge wrote an open letter to Breyer in the Los Angeles Times calling on him to become the court's liberal conscience. "There are lots of able technicians," he said, but the nation "is entitled to at least one justice with vision, with breadth, with idealism, with--to say the word despised in the Clinton administration--a liberal philosophy and an expansive approach to jurisprudence." As to the problem of Breyer's not being a Reinhardt-style liberal, the judge wrote, "I hope you will re-examine your philosophy," and "when you emerge, I hope it will be to assume the mantle of the Brennan-Warren legacy. Otherwise, that voice will be silenced--perhaps permanently."
Reinhardt is also a bully, with little sympathy for his opposition. Though he and Kozinski are friends and sometime public-debating partners, Reinhardt has spared him nothing. When Kozinski dissented from a 1995 decision striking down an English-only initiative, Reinhardt did something few other judges would even think of doing: He wrote a separate concurrence to the majority opinion for the sole purpose of assailing Kozinski, the dissenter. "Judge Kozinski's view of the rights of non-English speaking persons would make the Statue of Liberty weep," Reinhardt wrote, evoking the specter of an "Orwellian world" and "Big Brother." Were Kozinski's views ever implemented, he added, the victims would be "people who are not as fortunate or as well educated as he--people who are neither able to write for nor read the Wall Street Journal" (to which Kozinski occasionally contributes).
Though a graduate of Yale Law School, Reinhardt lacked the normal credentials of a federal judge when Carter nominated him. He had toiled primarily as a Democratic activist and labor lawyer, functioning as a member of Los Angeles mayor Tom Bradley's inner circle. Reinhardt is recalled by the city's politicos as ruthless. And he brought his sharp political elbows into the courtroom, where he has been, by certain measures, a success.
Matthew Rees is a staffwriter for The Weekly Standard.
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 18:28:57 (EDT)
My two cents are:
open sesame...
http://www.bangkok.com/fornigate/gb.shtml
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- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 18:09:55 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Bet you don't know what this does from now on (heh heh!)
http://cgibin.erols.com/cgi-bin/Count.cgi?df=fornigate&ft=2&tr=N&dd=C&md=5
document.cookie = 'quebec_suppress=1;
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 18:05:56 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Let me try it...
will
it
ever
work?
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 18:01:31 (EDT)
My two cents are:
I
GIVE
UP!
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 17:59:09 (EDT)
My two cents are:
l1 l2 ?
doubt it
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 17:55:32 (EDT)
My two cents are:
0
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- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 17:53:51 (EDT)
My two cents are:
l1
l2
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 17:51:48 (EDT)
My two cents are:
l1
l2
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 17:50:10 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Ah, so the socialists DO rule.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 17:26:47 (EDT)
My two cents are:
La Gloire de Glint - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 17:25:41 (EDT)
My two cents are:
So, Tom Cruise has revealed himself to be just another rightwing moaner, bitching about the decline of values and morality in this country.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 17:22:39 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
img src="http://www.sozialistische-klassiker.org/Pic/Che/che30.jpg" - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 17:22:24 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Not bad there, Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 17:01:30. Except for one thing. You chomped the timetag on your post. Better luck next time. - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 17:20:55 (EDT)
My two cents are:
TYPE_YOUR_TEXT_HERE - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 17:19:16 (EDT)
My two cents are:
with
enemies
your
Fess
our
initiative,
jellyfish
who
all
Kantian
"a prior"
the
two
days
ourselves
Demonrats.
Harlan
their
twepedoes
responsibility
and
Nevertheless,
efforts.
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the
original
the
and
indefensible:
bootlicker.
the
humorous,
to
few
still
thumbs
in
(chuckle)
was
Doink
Those
a
admit.
obviously
sickness
of
is
set
America.
aprpeciate
taxes
open
with
Most
linguistic
an
into
the
us
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predicates.
The
einstein
is
liar
something
no
infest
pavement.
by
lying
got
metaphysics
wrong;
virtueless
called
all
bodysurfing.
Liars.
site
Traitors.
The
likes
Sorry,
in
capitalism.
and
of
and
erstwhile
was
used
must
than
work
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thumbs
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ago
defenders
this
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Anonymous.
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 17:09:21 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
img src="http://www.sozialistische-klassiker.org/Pic/Che/che3.jpg" - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 17:06:31 (EDT)
My two cents are:
The 33 are no match for the truth! POW!!!
Pete�
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 17:05:14 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Cybersocialista Rule
19
IMG SRC="http://www.sozialistische-klassiker.org/Pic/Che/che3.jpg" - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 17:03:54 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous. <http://img src=www.sozialistische-klassiker.org/Pic/Che/che.jpg>
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 16:57:53 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous. <http://www.sozialistische-klassiker.org/Pic/Che/che.jpg>
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 16:56:27 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous. < >
, - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 16:55:33 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 16:50:15 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 16:47:47 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 16:39:56 (EDT)
My two cents are:
http://www.sozialistische-klassiker.org/Pic/Che/che.jpg
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 16:29:58 (EDT)
My two cents are:
if this dosent work maybe one of the 33 can help.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 16:17:30 (EDT)
My two cents are:
So, the Washington Times is worth a picture on fornigate because...?
just two or three reasons will suffice
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 16:08:42 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Laura Bush has more in common with Dubya than her first name? Gosh, they must be like two peas in a pod then. Moron. Her real numbers are probably much higher than 70? What do you need the poll for, then. What are the real numbers? What makes them real? The fact that nobody has tried to count them up? The fact that they are unreal? For an engineer, you sure have a hard time assembling the various elements of your "thought."
House of Meat
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 16:07:19 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Way to go, Sun Myung! You're a real patriot!
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 15:38:24 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Happy Anniversary!!
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 14:09:12 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Steve Fossett finally made it. <> Laura Bush has more in common with Dubya than her first name. She is also enjoying poll numbers in the 70's according to the AP. Oh well, I never trust the liberal press to report honestly about the polls. Her real numbers are probably much higher. - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 13:57:09 (EDT)
My two cents are:
* - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 13:32:18 (EDT)
My two cents are:
My two cents are: Well, had to try again
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 11:21:12 (EDT)
My two cents are:
My two cents are: Well, had to try this.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 11:19:55 (EDT)
My two cents are:
La Gloire Qui Etait le Glump." whats this one mean, the qui etait part?
11
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 11:18:12 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sometimes a man intrudes, someone unkenned, a man from outside the bubble, and strides heedless and instoppable through the manioc patch. When such a man appears, the natives can only stand and watch, with their straw hats in their hands. Who is this wizard, this sorcerer from beyond? Is it the mysterious one foreseen by our wise women? Is this indeed the Glump?
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 11:16:20 (EDT)
My two cents are:
"La Gloire Qui Etait le Glump." "La Gloire de Glump." "Le Moment Glorieux de Glump." "La Folie de Glump." "Le Mal de Glump." "Glump aux Barricades." "Mon Oncle Glump." "Les Main Sales de Glump." "Le Lament de Glump." "Chanson de Glump." "Glump, Tu Seras Mang� par un Ours." "Glump Devient Gros L�gume." There are a million of them.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 11:10:43 (EDT)
My two cents are:
- - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 11:06:24 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
??? - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 11:04:03 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Well, I think this all sort of deserves a title, these have been events that should be writ in the chronicles. I propose these fits of late be entitled "Glumps Moment of Glory" but in french, which I cant do.
11
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 10:48:25 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Webmaster: I was disappointed today upon reviewing site content that the promised Dr. Laura-a beaver shots were not enpaginated. Nor was there the expected re-posting of the exciting and nearly hermaphroditic "take that, you pedestrian bitch" Laura Bush snuff photo. I have issued a stop order on the check recently sent you under the illusion that you were a man with a "good hort" and that together we could "hose out the the big-time assholes." Together, sir, we shall do no such thing.
< /BLINK >
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 10:27:51 (EDT)
My two cents are:
"Democrats: Lay off Al Gore"
gore 2004 campaign slogan
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 08:43:17 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Dear Webmaster, As a potential advertiser on your "'Gator" page let me just say that I am pleased and delighted by the major increase in the page load count you have reported on your site over the past several days. It is a remarkable change an undoubtedly reflects the intense political interests of your patrons. Therefore, enclosed please find a check to cover costs for the first month's advertising under the terms offered in your letter of 06/20. Thank you, and best wishes for your continued success!
Gui Chin, CFO More Sore Gore 2004 Campaign
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 08:23:15 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
>how interesting. - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 08:14:28 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Tantrum? I thought this was forrest glumps 15 minutes of fame, day in the sun, the day when he finally let go at all those who'd sneered at his pocket protector and sliderule over the years. Sure it's over now, but what a day. A guy could sleep soundly after a day like today, knowing that after four years he'd waged a stellar 15 minute coup. The sliderule was back in it's leather case. In the nightstand. Safe.
7
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 23:13:52 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Good work. Time to move on, post cyber-cigar tantrum.
11 of 22
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 21:36:04 (EDT)
My two cents are:
If I had it to do over again, I'd just let it rip," Gore told a private gathering of many of his most significant donors and fundraisers, according to an aide who relayed the remarks to reporters. "To hell with the polls, tactics and all the rest. I would have poured out my heart and my vision for America's future."
Gore's comments won a standing ovation from those supporters, who were near-universal in their encouragement for him to run again. His remarks came after both his wife, Tipper, and eldest daughter, Karenna Gore Schiff, emphatically said they would like to see him challenge President Bush in 2004.
Gore later told reporters that he will decide "sometime after the first of the year" -- the first time he has offered a timetable for his own planning. He signaled that, based on the lessons learned from 2000, he would try to run a different kind of campaign.
"I would spend more time speaking from the heart on a few occasions each week, addressing the major challenges of the country in-depth, and spend a lot less time going to media events and making tactical moves," Gore said.
While Al Gore would do well to ratchet up the intensity of his delivery, his campaign was in no way "unsuccessful" as the media whores are working overtime to make you believe.
Had there been no theft of the election and had Gore been permitted to serve in office to which he was elected, there would be little talk of a "failed" campaign. To some degree, every criticism of the Gore campaign as a failure (as opposed to legitimate advice for his next campaign) is, in one sense, an acknowledgement of a Bush "victory" and a reward to those who stole your vote.
Al Gore's 2000 victory was, in fact, a miracle.
Al Gore successfully overcame the vicious, lying rabid right and won the election. He successfully overcame the fuzzy-headed Naderite left who fancied itself more principled and attuned to America (despite Nader's 2% showing), and won the election. He successfully overcame the screeching media whores, who attempted to destroy him, in part as vengeance for their loss of public esteem after a failed, decade long effort to destroy president Clinton - and won the election.
Al Gore won the national popular vote and the Florida vote after a long, grueling campaign, throughout which he was under relentless attack on three fronts.
The Clinton economy worked against Al Gore. Unfortunately, many Americans - particularly the predominantly capricious, mindless "undecideds" - don't respond to "what might happen" to the economy. They only respond to what is happening to them at any given moment. Therefore, promotion of the Clinton economy was unlikely to resonate to the extent some Gore critics believe it might have.
In 2000 the media whores convinced the brainless but crucial "undecideds" that, because the economy was more or less taken care of, they had the luxury of voting "issues" like personality and character. What's more, they convinced this gullible, wishy-washy group that Bush was a likable guy with character, neither of which is true.
In 2004, it is likely most of these former undecideds will find themselves feeling the effects of their grave mistake (voting for Bush). Al Gore will be a reminder of the good old days of the Clinton years of peace and prosperity. What's more, he'll be inoculated from the same old, stale Kool Kids criticisms.
That is, unless those criticisms are taken up by misguided Democrats - the only real threat to a second Gore victory over Bush.
Democrats should recognize the high likelihood of a Gore re-nomination in 2004, and they should recognize the counterproductive effects of joining the Kool Kids in their juvenile and baseless Gore bashing.
Democrats should stop emphasizing whether a potential candidate gets them "fired up" above all else, and instead ask themselves how "fired up" they are right now over the illegitimate regime occupying the White House.
"Fired up" is good. There is no argument against "firing up" voters. But there is nothing to be gained by falling into the media whore trap of either regarding an ability to elicit an emotion of "fired up" as the most important (or even "an" important) quality in a candidate - or accepting the premise that Al Gore doesn't have the ability to "fire up" a crowd (anyone who watched the 2000 convention speech knows otherwise).
The winner of the 2004 election will be a Democrat or a Republican. We would do well to heed a slight revision of Reagan's 11th commandment in advance of the next general election: Never speak ill of another Democrat. Especially one who might be the only thing standing between you and another four years of Bush/Rove rule.
The Democratic Party has never been known as the stupid party. That's the Republics. Don't allow the media whores to enlist you in their efforts to cripple the candidacy of the person who will likely be running against Governor Bush in 2004.
Democrats: Lay off Al Gore.
Have some respect for the man elected to the US presidency in 2000 after earning the votes of over 50 million Americans, despite the best efforts of the infantile far left and conservative extremists, along with their media whore accomplices.
It's Stupid's economy, stupid!
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 21:05:38 (EDT)
My two cents are:
I would have played myself, had I the patience, and still may. I am sure the secret is there in the endless testing testing testing. I feel that I am on the edge of being able to fuck up this page in detail, pictorially, and that the Rosetta stone is in the next unopened tomb. There is nothing wrong with posting a picture, or screwing with the fonts.
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 20:54:30 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Glint may, in effect, be coming into his own, here. It's like the guy in the porn flick who says, when asked if he's memorized his lines, "I like to let my pecker do my talking." Java is Glint's pecker. Or, to put it another way, linear thought, looking up words in the dictionary, and correct representation and analysis of objective reality are not the G-man's strong suit. Let him play. Let him gambol free in his sinless nudity across the source document. Let the man's "pecker" do his "talking."
House of Meat
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 20:51:42 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Here is a man, Glint, who lent his psychic energy, and his cigar suit, to what amounted to a triple attenat and one successful coup d'�tat. A man who chortled insanely at what amounted to the corn-holing of American democracy. Now he's harmlessly posting images, and he may break down and reference the Dr. Whore-a beaver shots. I say, let him be. Rather having him do that than spilling his guts about the gourd patch and the urine jar.
House of Meat
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 20:46:53 (EDT)
My two cents are:
He hasn't fucked up the site, merely found a way to contribute after the fashion of his own amiable and mute talents. There is nothing wrong with posting pix, so let's not bitch about it. Let's bitch about the screwy stuff, like the auto-refresh, if he can't find a way to mend it.
House of Meat
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 20:43:41 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Well, actually is a sort of ersatz webmaster in his bubble position, so he's only doing what comes naturally. Sort of like a puppy bunching up a polo-shirt and trying to screw it. I don't think he meant to erase all the posts, or maybe he had the hubris to think he could actually truncate the actual file, an Act reserved for the web Master, Adam, he whose name means "clay" or "first-cummer." Now he's just trying to bring his face back to a lighter shade of red, and he's doing it with a light heart, however dastardly, stupid, and essentially fucked-up his initial action was.
House of Meat
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 20:41:51 (EDT)
My two cents are:
so glint got thrashed about abit and is now venting by trying to screw the site up? I mean isn't that sort of a defacto admission that he dosen't have the cortex to really play the game here? Sort of like admitting he dosen't even know the game, know that it's a game. Like with Eisentower being a sockpuppet and all.
11
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 20:05:23 (EDT)
My two cents are:
For Pete.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 19:44:54 (EDT)
My two cents are:
I don't know. This page was getting doggone slow. Somebody had to do something. Ever since the webmaster died things have been going to hell in a handbasket.
Ted
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 19:39:02 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Ye have heard that it was said, "That's why I posted WILL-YUM Hilarity from back in February." But I say unto you, like the bleached bones of the webmasters of old laying in their tombs, WILL-YUM's words of Monday, February 04, 2002 at 00:22:29 are remain steadfast in the sacred scroll. You don't see it because you do not believe, and you do not believe because you do not know your Father the browser. But lo, I will show you a better way. Stand up and wash thy reeking feet in yonder sink. Go forth unto the temple of the Ancillary Page. There thou wilt find the complete archive for the second month of the second year of the third millennium. Thy browser need scroll down one paltry monthly to get thee to the ancient text. Be not as thou once was back in Egypt in the days when thy people were slaves waiting for six months of scrolling to pass like waters of the Nile? So says He Who Posts. - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 19:32:04 (EDT)
My two cents are:
I think the reloading thing may be an unintended consequence. I doubt that Glint can control it any more than he can cause the pre-yesterday posts to show. He may have managed to embed some unintended and unreadable glitch somewhere. Glint and the beanstalk.
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 19:26:35 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Glint's mother is hiding deep in the corn patch back home, the pink tinge of shame upon her innocent cheeks and a rheumy fringe of uncertainly around her eyes. What evil have I spawned, she is thinking to herself, looking mistrustfully toward the pone shed where Dad is taking another of today's frequent hits on the Aqua-Velva he and Uncle Einar hid there last month. Einer will be surprised when he arrives for the 4th of July barbeque and finds the whole case gone.
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- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 19:13:43 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Don't push the screen, for behind it you will see a fat little man with a face like an eggplant, furiously turning a crank and pumping on a bellows. And his name shalled be called Glint, Nurd With Us.
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 19:04:29 (EDT)
My two cents are:
I like the new look and feel. The page autoloads so I can leave it up on screen and see the new posts. No more annoying hits of the refresh button.
Glint's mother
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 19:04:27 (EDT)
My two cents are:
That's why I posted WILL-YUM Hilarity from back in February. About the third after the first post on this page after Adam's last house-cleaning. Of course it's all still there. Because, like the Wizard of Oz, Glint can change only appearances and not the underlying truth.
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- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 19:02:26 (EDT)
My two cents are:
let's try that one again, shall we....
No one can cum unto the Fornigate page without coming through the father, thy browser. He who doest not know his browser, knows not the page or He Who Posts. I know my browser, and because I know my browser I know how to see all of the posts back to February without going to the archive. Ye shake thy heads and ask, Canst he bring forth a post which no longer belongs to this world, being visible no more in the browser's window and lo not recorded in the anals of the archival skins filled with the sour brine of the pickle? A sinful generation asks for a sign. Truly I say to you, as it was written, on Monday, July 01, 2002 at 01:07:17: "My two cents are: I think you should stick with it. Anyone who can put a picture of Dr. Laura up in a fornigate post can go and live outside the bubble." He who has ears, let him hear! - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 18:27:52 (EDT)
My two cents are:
No one can cum unto the Fornigate page without coming through the father, thy browser. He who doest not know his browser, knows not the page or He Who Posts. I know my browser, and because I know my browser I know how to see all of the posts back to February without going to the archive. Ye shake thy heads and ask, Canst he bring forth a post which no longer belongs to this world, being visible no more in the browser's window and lo not recorded in the anals of the archival skins filled with the sour brine of the pickle? A sinful generation asks for a sign. Truly I say to you, as it was written, on Monday, July 01, 2002 at 01:07:17: "My two cents are: > - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 18:24:37 (EDT)
My two cents are:
I haven't seen such an inability to accept guilt and apologize since Kenneth Starr went on Barbara Walters. What is it about right-wingers that they can never accept responsibility for their actions?
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 18:15:33 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Glint is nothing but a <FONT SIZE=+2 COLOR="#FF0000" >. He couldn't turn the page back to normal and show all the posts going back to February. All he can do is pickle it, like some poor pet-owner taking a dead kitten to the taxidermist. What a loser. What a klutz. Wiped out almost six months of posts without even truncating the file.
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- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 18:03:24 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Geesh, Glint. I was using "reverse psychology" to get you to turn the font red and let me relive my glory day on the sharp end of the Webmeister's red font. I guess now that the cat's out of the bag you're not going to source any Fess Parker images?
House of Meat
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 17:57:13 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Ah, I see it's degenerated into a Christ Complex.
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 17:50:54 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Just a cotton picking minute there. You need to ask yourself WWYDIGWJ (what would you do if glint was jesus). Would you really call him an asshole, pharasie?
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 17:45:32 (EDT)
My two cents are:
In other words, I'm an asshole.
Glint
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 17:36:27 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Talking about truly big lies - or at least tall tales - take a look at the meat hook's 16:47. The thing is, after debunking the "guy could never turn the font red in a million years" earlier I got to thinking. WWJD? When the rabble cackled and wagged their heads and fingers at him would he have worked a miracle and made it not hurt? No. Would Jesus have turned the Cross into balsa wood, like water into wine, when carrying it up the hill, and made the Crown of Thorns into a Magic Fingers� Massage Tiara? No, I think not. No, Jesus would fulfill his destiny and suck it up. So I decided that's what I would do. So now when someone comes around and says, "Glint $%&@ed everything up" and "only Adam can fix this," I'll simply open up my palms and let the nails go where they may. Oh ye of little faith who have seen the font change to blood before your eyes yet ye still doubt. Woe unto thee pharasies and scribes, ye brood of vipers even. - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 17:15:24 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Does anyone know how to get ahold of Ho-hum? He used to work for the webmaster.
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 16:50:56 (EDT)
My two cents are:
It's true. Glint fucked everything up and these recent aneurysms are a smokescreen. Fact is, he can't bring back the site because he can't go back and delete his command lines. It is beyond the long arm of the corn-cob. Only Adam can fix this, and Adam has gone walkabout. Left instructions with the postmistress to killfile any messages from Maryland, no doubt. It was like being the unrequited love-object of Linda Tripp, walking by her house every morning and shuddering to see her in there casting longing moon-eyes at him. Except it was a gourd-faced junior java boy sending e-mails. Lemmie outta here! Time to get a job at the turnip factory in Las Cruces.
House of Meat
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 16:47:16 (EDT)
My two cents are:
"Pete, the only thing that'll make this page load properly is what it's needed for the last 3 months: A good truncating. The archives are standing by to ingest the resulting debris! - " Well gawrsh amighty, here's the Glimp coming into our living rooms with a tall tale that would make a bishop blush! Hey, Glit, would you like to wag your finger along with that? Got a finger-wag bot so we can make this official? That is the most ballocks-out lie I've seen on fornigate since Pete claimed to have fornicated with the nanny-goat!
We all knew it was the billy.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 16:42:02 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Jesus signaling another TD for Oklahoma.
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 16:28:01 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Looks to me like someone shot the wrong wad at Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:01:00 (EDT).
anti-disestablishment faux E
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 16:27:36 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Help us, Lord Jesus!
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 16:18:19 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Simply taking precautions to stave off threat. --> - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 16:10:33 (EDT)
My two cents are:
We need to get hold of Adam. Did anyone bring their Ouija board today? - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 16:02:49 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Pete, the only thing that'll make this page load properly is what it's needed for the last 3 months: A good truncating. The archives are standing by to ingest the resulting debris! - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:59:50 (EDT)
My two cents are:
It's all a matter of finding < Port 110 >.
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:48:39 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Stop me, before I < !--, again!
House of Meat
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:44:36 (EDT)
My two cents are:
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20020701/mdf63771.jpg
Pete�
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:43:46 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Hey, Glot, < !--, to you!
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:42:52 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Hey, Glump! < /FONT > to you!
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:41:30 (EDT)
My two cents are:
We don't, Pierre. You got to go to the archives. This is here until Adam comes back from the dead. Glint screwed up bad the first time out of the box. All this other stuff is just lagniappe. If Glint has any sense of duty he'll take the next flight to Bangkok and get this squared away.
House of Meat
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:34:37 (EDT)
My two cents are:
I like the smug post from the character who blew changing the font back, the clown at 15:18:41. There's someone who never saw the inside of Nebraska!
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:30:56 (EDT)
My two cents are:
The real issue is how we get this page to re-load properly.
Pete�
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:28:38 (EDT)
My two cents are:
I think the rating is based on the pictures that don't show. Maybe someone has them protected at the source? You should welcome the attempts of barbers and poets to learn the rudiments of your trade. As Snippy said, there should be no secrets, let's have everything out in the open.
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:26:41 (EDT)
My two cents are:
I think the rating is based on the pictures that don't show. Maybe someone has them protected at the source? You should welcome the attempts of barbers and poets to learn the rudiments of your trade. As Snippy said, there should be no secrets, let's have everything out in the open.
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:26:13 (EDT)
My two cents are:
While other posts are the result of scientific inquiry, the exploded missiles on the pad as the envelope continues to push forward. In science a 50% success rate would be highly prized. Of course this is far from rocket science. - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:25:16 (EDT)
My two cents are:
The failures you see littering this page before come from the fingers of imposters trying to grab control of something while pissing into the wind.< /font > - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:18:41 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:15:08 (EDT)
My two cents are:
So, Glint's moved on from jacking off to thoughts of underage hermaphros and has moved on to exhibitionist masturbation.
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:10:43 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:10:38 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:06:40 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Four o'clock is cool. Or hot, come to think of it.
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:04:27 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Well, my success rate is zero with the pix, and I've given up like some lazy Cook Islander. Time to just sit back and relax and watch the show. Maybe Pete will come back with something even more like autopete than the last realpete was.
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:03:30 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Make that 40-50 success rate.
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 14:53:13 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Good Header
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- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 14:49:28 (EDT)
My two cents are:
anne
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 14:41:39 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Snippy and Dick at the Gay Pride Parade.
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 14:36:51 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Ken Starr after the breast implants.
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 14:36:04 (EDT)
My two cents are:
"Hey, I heard that!"
Big Time Adam
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 14:31:45 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 14:31:34 (EDT)
My two cents are:
�Oh yeah, he is, big time.�
United States Vice President Richard Cheney
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 14:30:15 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Try this pic. http://www.bartcop.com/index.htm
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 14:29:55 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Do you realize, since Glint decided to give up all pretense of being anything more than a floating turd in the punchbowl, we haven't had to hear any of his laughable opinions?
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 14:29:39 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Rush Limbaugh was invented so people who breathe through their mouths could have a talk show all their own.
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 14:28:08 (EDT)
My two cents are:
"Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream."
Rush Limbaugh
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 14:20:50 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Oh, here's the goodheader jpg ...
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 14:18:37 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Shouldn't it be heroine instead of hero? Unless Linda is a bit masculine.
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 14:16:24 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Go anne go
Pete�
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 14:15:32 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Linda Tripp in a solemn moment, after finding out God has cancer in mind as a punishment for her many sins.
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 14:11:55 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Ashcroft spreading two fingers apart to indicate the approximate length of his dick.
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 14:01:43 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Pretty clever, though, posting pictures of his heroes and opening them up to further ridicule rather than himself. How about a picture of Jesus, Jism-Boy. Not that any exist, but I mean the hippy on the cross representation.
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 14:00:23 (EDT)
My two cents are:
"The newly applied changes on this questionable page have certainly make it more appealing and easier to manage."
United States Attorney-General John Ashcroft
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 13:59:22 (EDT)
My two cents are:
You can see why Glint can't hold a job. His success ratio is about 50-50.
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 13:58:27 (EDT)
My two cents are:
I had a feeling Joan would be hot today! Tell her I should be there by around 4. Or is that too early?
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 13:56:57 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Quite a schnozz on the hosebag.
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 13:29:30 (EDT)
My two cents are:
It's Linda Tripp after the first face-lift, in 1957.
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 13:28:17 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Is that Martha Stewart? She certainly knows her way around a gourd patch.
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 13:25:59 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Villian or Hero? HERO!
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 13:13:08 (EDT)
My two cents are:
When he posts Brenda, Ashcroft will own him.
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 12:43:21 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Hey, at least he's on topic and not posting pictures of his facial gourd and his house. Not even a tractor yet. Count your blessings.
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- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 12:42:58 (EDT)
My two cents are:
The whole www will come to a grinding halt as Glint's teeth anima-bots flap on every board. Soon he'll figure out a way to do it in usenet. There's a word for this, and it's spelled Phillipino Cyber-Punk.
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- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 12:41:50 (EDT)
My two cents are:
The yearbook page is metastasizing. Soon it will be polyping up all over the Horowitz vanity page.
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- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 12:39:51 (EDT)
My two cents are:
I'd rather watch a picture load than an XL spreadsheet. Any day of the week.
Dub Willum
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 12:38:08 (EDT)
My two cents are:
I'm not going to church today, Myrt. Can't hold my head up past the corn patch, boy's a bandwidth hog and all. Pappy would spin in his lederhosen.
Paw Breightly
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 12:37:41 (EDT)
My two cents are:
So, this is vhat ye've bekomen? Ein bandvidth schveinen?
Ghost of Grandpappy Breightly
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 12:36:08 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Talk about bandwidth hogs.
Pathence Willoughby
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 12:34:00 (EDT)
My two cents are:
How about yellow clown gloves?
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 12:29:46 (EDT)
My two cents are:
LIAR
"...deny! deny! deny!..."
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 12:25:18 (EDT)
My two cents are:
x equals 1?
new math
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 12:19:14 (EDT)
My two cents are:
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 12:18:30 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
beware the carpet (two-)bagger
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 12:17:57 (EDT)
My two cents are:
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 12:16:00 (EDT)
My two cents are:
1 out of ??? fornigators can post pictures?
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 12:13:57 (EDT)
My two cents are:
9 out of 10 Americans don't want "under God" taken out of the Pledge mantra.
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 12:12:39 (EDT)
My two cents are:
So where's sthe pic of the snake, the rags, the heads.
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 12:06:38 (EDT)
My two cents are:
A snake which had been snatched by an eagle wriggled free and killed two people in Iran.
The reptile was dropped by the bird and it fell into a car which was passing by below.
It bit four of the passengers, killing two of them instantly. The others were treated in hospital.
The incident happened in Tehran according to the Islamic Republic News Agency .
Story filed: 13:34 Monday 1st July 2002
Snake escaping eagle kills two ragheads
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 12:04:28 (EDT)
My two cents are:
A lot of what???????
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 11:57:15 (EDT)
My two cents are:
SNOW: Al Gore gave a speech last night. I want to show you part of the speech, because he's criticizing your administration's handling of affairs in the Middle East and also the war on terror.
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)
AL GORE, FORMER VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES: President Bush unfortunately has allowed his political team to use the war as a political wedge to divide Americans. They haven't gotten Osama bin Laden or the Al Qaida operation, and they have refused to allow enough troops from the international community to be put into Afghanistan to keep it from sliding back under control of the warlords.
(END VIDEO CLIP)
SNOW: Your reaction?
POWELL: With all due respect to former Vice President Gore, that's patent nonsense. We have a good situation in Afghanistan. We have gotten rid of the Taliban. Al Qaida's on the run, and we'll chase them down. It's time-consuming. I noticed the previous administration didn't even make a serious try at it. And we have just seen a loya jirgah which continued the authority in Kabul under President Karzai.
We have 12,000 troops there, under Operation Enduring Freedom, going after the Taliban remnants and Al Qaida. And we have an international security assistance force in Kabul. And we're constantly reviewing the security situation in the region.
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 11:48:58 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Thanks. Don�t mention it. - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 11:26:22 (EDT)
My two cents are:
What if Glint gives the mass destruction technology to Pete? Will he be able to carry it to San Pedro in a suitcase, assemble it, ans start posting pix of Fess Parker and the Denny's menu? Only time will tell. (I predict that Glint, at least, will take up the challenge and we'll soon see both items.)
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- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 11:24:05 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Nice pics. They add a lot to this site. - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 11:23:45 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Good Snippy picture! The photog must have tried a thousand different angles before he got one that imparted the illusion of an upper lip.
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- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 11:21:15 (EDT)
My two cents are:
By the way, I'm typing this on my auxiliary computer. My linux box, the back of the HD is partitioned out to Red Hat. I would play hob with the graphics on this site if I could figure out a way to get the modem to run. It's going to be 105 degrees here today, according to the weather gal. But it's a dry heat.
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- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 11:19:59 (EDT)
My two cents are:
That picture of Laura Bush is frightening. That's the look she had on her face when she killed.
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 11:19:43 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Glint's been in a world of hurt here for years. He's only just now realizing how wrong he's been. This is the regression phase. Prognosis? He may snap out of it. But he may not. That cigar suit is dry-cleaned and bagged and hanging in the closet. Lest we ever forget.
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- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 11:18:02 (EDT)
My two cents are:
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 11:17:22 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Salute your fearless leader!
< IMG SRC="http://www.lucianne.com/routine/images/06-21-02.jpg" ALT="Our Fearless Leader" > - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 11:16:50 (EDT)
My two cents are:
What did Tom Cruise do?
No Frill, standard-font guy from Jasper, Wyoming
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 11:15:21 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 11:14:52 (EDT)
My two cents are:
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 11:14:13 (EDT)
My two cents are:
< IMG SRC="://www.lucianne.com/routine/images/06-20-02.jpg" ALT="Our Gorgeous First Lady" > - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 11:13:28 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Another hero.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 11:10:55 (EDT)
My two cents are:
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 11:08:41 (EDT)
My two cents are:
< img src="http://www.lucianne.com/routine/images/06-20-02.jpg� border=0 alt="Our Beautiful First Lady"> - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 11:07:55 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 11:05:45 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Our Beautiful First Lady
< img src="http://www.lucianne.com/routine/images/06-20-02.jpg border=0 alt="Our Beautiful First Lady"> - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 11:04:52 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
there, that's better...
Tom Cruise can join Alex Baldwin, Cher, Susan Sarandon, and all the rest who are welcome to keep their keisters off of our shores. If these numbskull peabrains are pissed off, then we must be doing right, under God. - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 10:45:25 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Tom Cruise can join Alex Baldwin, Cher, Susan Sarandon, and all the rest who are welcome to keep their keisters off of our shores. If these numbskull peabrains are pissed off, then we must be doing right, under God. - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 10:44:36 (EDT)
My two cents are:
An American Hero
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 10:40:22 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Why we should be worried about George W Bush
29jun02
THE world outside the US is now getting used to the fact Americans have a fraudulently elected nitwit as their president, but George W. Bush excelled himself this week with a "long-awaited" definitive speech on Middle East policies that stretched even the weirdest imaginations. BRUCE WILSON in London reports:
US embassies around the world moved to "explain" the batty future Bush saw for Israel and Palestine, but nothing could disguise that the bedbug was running the White House and anything could happen next.
Hey, look. Even Tom Cruise is worried. In London this week he said he wanted his adopted kids brought up outside the USA because of what happens inside the USA. He listed terrorism and street crime, but very cogently he listed corporate crime as a reason not to bring up kids in the old US of A.
Now, Tom Cruise is not a Grade A rocket scientist. In fact, he is a Grade A Scientologist. On the whole, though, I would say he was brighter than George W. Bush (along with my neighbour's catatonic cat) and it was most intriguing that he named corporate crime as a reason not to want to grow up in America.
The WorldCom affair comes after the Enron affair while the Andersen affair simply defies belief. It has become perfectly clear that major US corporations have been running out of control, throwing billions of dollars into a kind of international financial black hole.
In vain you ask (as I tried to do), well, where has the money gone? I mean, if you back a loser at Randwick, then you know where your money went. If these companies have lost billions � $US3.8 billion in the case of WorldCom � why hasn't somebody won it? Or got it? Where has it gone? Or, more to the point, did it ever exist?
Of course it did, said the Doormouse. Otherwise, it could never have been lost and 17,000 people sacked for the lack of it. This is Alice in Wonderland stuff, capitalism rattling around like a high-velocity round in a mental vacuum. Where was government? Where was control?
Twenty years ago, when I lived in Washington, the US was said to have a trillion-dollar-a-day economy that was so strong not even government could screw it. Now, you have to ask if things have turned, that apparent fraudsters like WorldCom can screw government.
Dubya Bush seems reluctant to address these issues. He is a Texan (although not by breeding) and there they let things take their course, execute mentally deficient minors, and generally behave like good old boys, taking the Chevy to the levee.
If it were not for September 11, Bush would be in serious political trouble in America. He may be yet, in the mid-term November elections. His shocked nation rallied around him as the personification of The Flag when the atrocities stunned us all. His personal rating broke all records.
Since then, though, what? On this side of the Atlantic he is seen as a kind of strange joke. Britons try to understand him, but in Europe they simply think of him as a sort of circus act. The Middle East pronouncement was so absurd they didn't know whether to laugh or simply ask the US senior political attache over for a commiserating drink.
These concerns are based on the belief � that seems to be proven � that Washington itself is a divided city. Colin Powell, in State, is trying to plead reason over the clamouring voices in Defence, led by Donald Rumsfeld, clearly a man not always entirely in control of his senses.
Bush is listening to Rumsfeld, and other strange voices � not least the Israeli Prime Minister, Ariel Sharon. And, as he does, the US looks more and more to be a long way away from the rest of the world.
go bruce go
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 10:30:01 (EDT)
My two cents are:
test
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 10:25:51 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Cheneygate?
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 10:24:52 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Interesting how the rightwingers sing their swan songs so gracefully, isn't it. Of course Glint would never go the pussed over twat route, God doesn't like that, so he just sort of cyber-spazzes out.
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 10:21:49 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 10:07:24 (EDT)
My two cents are:
click here for Carroll County Times! - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 10:06:29 (EDT)
My two cents are:
click here for Carroll County Times - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 10:03:00 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Let me share something with you, above...
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 10:00:15 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
The ability has always been here. If you don�t believe, check the archives for a test of the �emergency broadcasting system� at Wednesday, September 12, 2001 at 14:07:15. - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 09:49:25 (EDT)
My two cents are:
<, FONT SIZE=+1 COLOR="#FF0000" >The ability has always been here. If you don�t believe, check the archives for a test of the �emergency broadcasting system� at Wednesday, September 12, 2001 at 14:07:15. - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 09:48:27 (EDT)
My two cents are:
This color identification is much more trustorthy than that old � thingy - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 09:41:08 (EDT)
My two cents are:
foxtrot - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 09:35:38 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
zzzzz
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 09:32:01 (EDT)
My two cents are:
sleeper cell
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My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
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FONT SIZE=-2 COLOR="#FF0000">testing..1..2..3 - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 09:27:17 (EDT)
My two cents are:
A mere polliwog swimming amongst the great whales of God's creation. Just like the terrorists, who can't build great skyscraper, but only knock them down....
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 02:56:55 (EDT)
My two cents are:
makes me want to erase the whole thing and start over.
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- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 02:55:13 (EDT)
My two cents are:
goddamn frustrating
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 02:54:04 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
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- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 02:53:05 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
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- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 02:51:44 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 02:50:04 (EDT)
My two cents are:
dry hole
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- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 02:44:55 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
<IMG SRC="http://w1.511.telia.com/~u51102888/anims/human/teth_anm.gif">, - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 02:43:58 (EDT)
My two cents are:
what next?
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 02:43:24 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous. </<IMG SRC="http://w1.511.telia.com/~u51102888/anims/human/teth_anm.gif">>
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 02:42:56 (EDT)
My two cents are:
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Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 02:42:19 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous. <<IMG SRC="http://w1.511.telia.com/~u51102888/anims/human/teth_anm.gif">>
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 02:41:41 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Damn, you had to show the picture. Wouldn't it be nice to have an elected President, an intelligent, experienced, altruistic man, someone who can read, someone who can understand, someone who can act and make intelligent decision? Someone who wouldn't, say, stand up and say "you guys better have elections and you better not elect the guy I don't want you to elect or you'll be sorry." Someone who wouldn't select a no-talent scam artist as his vice president or a vicious holy-roller lunatic as his attorney-general? Someone who knows how to live large and enjoy himself and sport with young women? Someone who would make Glint put on the cigar suit of shame? He's torturing us with the memory.
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- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 01:57:02 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Idle minds are a thing of the devil.
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 01:23:31 (EDT)
My two cents are:
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 01:10:49 (EDT)
My two cents are:
It's easy to figure this stuff out, standing on the shoulders of giants.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 01:10:23 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Legacy Everlasting.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 01:08:02 (EDT)
My two cents are:
I think you should stick with it. Anyone who can put a picture of Dr. Laura up in a fornigate post can go and live outside the bubble.
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 01:07:17 (EDT)
My two cents are:
I think I could figure this thing out, but there are probably union rules against it. I'm going to go dip my scissors.
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- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 01:05:46 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Hey, Tuesday morning, Joan is having large trash pick-up day, so don't drive that Ford.
hyuk hyuk hyuk
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 01:05:00 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm >
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 01:03:49 (EDT)
My two cents are:
>
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 01:03:13 (EDT)
My two cents are:
gt;
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 01:02:24 (EDT)
My two cents are:
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Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 01:01:49 (EDT)
My two cents are:
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Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 01:01:16 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
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- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:56:58 (EDT)
My two cents are:
I feel like a monkey with a thousand typewriters. Or Thomas Alva Edison trying to find the right beetle antenna for a light-bulb filament.
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:56:24 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous. <,IMG SRC="http://w1.511.telia.com/~u51102888/anims/human/teth_anm.gif">
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:55:24 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Finally got the teeth to work, eh?
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:54:13 (EDT)
My two cents are:
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:53:06 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
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- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:50:55 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Glint has left the building.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:48:30 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:47:33 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:46:32 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Just let that be a lesson to you.
Glint
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:45:42 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:45:41 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:45:14 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:43:49 (EDT)
My two cents are:
You Lose!
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:42:15 (EDT)
My two cents are:
You Lose!
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:41:43 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:40:37 (EDT)
My two cents are:
"My two cents are: Glump is just a flash in the pan. A mailto guy. He could never turn the font red in a million years."
oh yeah?
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:40:27 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:39:58 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Amateurs!
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:35:59 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Glump is just a flash in the pan. A mailto guy. He could never turn the font red in a million years.
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:34:14 (EDT)
My two cents are:
I liked those Sousa songs. The one that goes, "oh the monkey wrapped his tail around the flag pole, to watch the grass grow, on his ass hole." I didn't mind that at all, being blessed with this little windows picture of a horn that you can click on to turn down the volume. Dr. Whore-a is a fox, too. The beaver shots are all over the web, so maybe glint will throw in a reference to them. I'd try it myself but I'm afraid the Webmaster will turn the fonts red, if glint doesn't to it first.
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:32:15 (EDT)
My two cents are:
It's some consolation that Glint is a pro. I'd like to see him do my job as well as I can do his. I'd like to see him give a haircut to a 7-year-old Mexican kid, and watch mamacita smiling out the door.
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:27:35 (EDT)
My two cents are:
And yet, I never really got a chance to drink the wisdom of that Canadian guy, the one who had Nixon figured out. The one who never heard the tape of Nixon ordering his boys to bust up the safe at the Brookings institute, goddamn it, and make it look like somebody else did it. Mess it up good goddamn it.
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:25:19 (EDT)
My two cents are:
The only thing I seem to be able to accomplish on this board is erase the whole shitaree. Yet, on balance, that's a fairly useful tool to have at your fingertips.
House of Meat
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:22:25 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Well, whatever browser you got, it ain't one of the ones I got. Linux guy.
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:20:17 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:19:45 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:19:30 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:19:17 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:18:06 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:17:49 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Give me a call and I'll give you a poke.
Dr. Whora
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:15:17 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Yo, when they lose it, they really lose it, do they not?
bwa ha ha ha
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:14:39 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Temper, temper!
Osama
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:13:29 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
fuck it
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:12:05 (EDT)
My two cents are:
This is a demonstration of some sort of emotion, is it?
Ire
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:11:52 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous. <IMG SRC="http://www.razortools.com/jpg/New%20Folder/retractableQB_375.jpg" >
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:10:54 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:10:31 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:10:09 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:09:48 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:09:29 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:07:11 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Hey, I was just about to get it! I almost had the second uglist face in the world up and running! Don't do it again. Music, maestro?
House of Meat
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:04:25 (EDT)
My two cents are:
OK, Glint, here's the deal. We'll pretend not to know more than you about life, society, and politics if you'll pretend not to know more than us about how to spam a site.
1 through 18
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:02:49 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Let's start over, shall we?
Anonymous.
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:01:00 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 00:00:42 (EDT)
