My two cents are:
It's all just a pipe dream, I'm afraid. If only we had a president with balls, a Democrat, we could take these ragheads on and re-make the Muslim world. But with Johnny No-nuts in office, a guy who deserted his guard unit during the Battle of Amarillo at the height of the Viet Nam war, we'll never get off square one. Oh, sure, the Republicans are great at stopping wars-- look at how Dr. Kissinger managed to wind down the Viet Nam mess, achieving Peace With Honor in only six years with only 40,000 additional dead American soldiers. But they won't start one without the backing of a tough government like the Saudi Royal Family.
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- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 22:42:52 (EST)
My two cents are:
I've cancelled all my public appearances for December. No "work" until next year. Yippee!
Pensioner
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 20:51:12 (EST)
My two cents are:
That's like saying we can't go out and force democracy on people. We dang sure can and I say, let's do it! Let's roll!
Harlan St. Wolf
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 18:25:56 (EST)
My two cents are:
Bush is the worst President in history and it hasn't even been a full two years.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 18:15:54 (EST)
My two cents are:
A Triumphant Call To Arms
The Apocalyptic Agenda Of The Neo-Conservatives---
Adam Winston is an economist and a fellow at the American Institute of International Studies in California. He is author of Rethinking the National Security of Pakistan, to be published later this year by Ashgate Publishing in the UK.--
Neo-conservative writers have become increasingly vocal about an apocalyptic conflict involving the United States and Muslim world.
Start with Norman Podhoretz, the former longtime editor of Commentary and now a Hudson Institute fellow. Podhoretz calls for en masse regime change in the Middle East, beginning with Iraq and Iran from the original "axis of evil" list, and extending it to Egypt, Lebanon, Libya, the Palestinian National Authority, Saudi Arabia and Syria. He wants the United States to unilaterally overthrow these regimes and replace them with democracies cast in the Jeffersonian mold.
What neo-cons seek is not just a political transformation of the Muslim Middle East. Their end game, as Podhoretz says in Commentary, is to bring about "the long-overdue internal reform and modernization of Islam."
Rather than being dismissed as fringe thinking, these pronouncements frame the hard-right boundary for debates in conservative political circles.
In the call for wider U.S. military intervention in the Middle East, the ideologues recognize that such action will likely provoke terrorist attacks on Americans, both at home and abroad. But, in their view, the terrorists will unwittingly provide the pretext for even stronger U.S. military intervention. Neo-cons believe the United States will emerge triumphant in the end, provided it shows the will to fight the war against militant Islam to a successful conclusion, and, as Podhoretz says, "the stomach to impose a new political culture on the defeated parties."
Meanwhile, consider these policy prescriptions for today's Middle East:
Rich Lowry, editor of National Review, notes on the magazine�s Web site that if terrorists from Muslim countries detonate a "dirty bomb" in the United States, the United States should consider launching a nuclear attack on Islam�s holiest city, Mecca, in Saudi Arabia.
Elliot Cohen is the most influential neo-con in academe. From his perch as a professor of national security studies at John Hopkins University, Cohen refers to the war against terrorism by a chilling name: World War IV (citing the Cold War as WWIII). He claims America is on the good side in this war, just like it has been in all prior world wars; and the enemy is militant Islam, not some abstract concept of "terrorism."
In Cohen's view, Afghanistan was merely the first campaign in WWIV, and several more are likely to follow. Cohen argues that the United States should throw its weight behind pro-Western and anticlerical forces in the Muslim world, beginning with the overthrow of the theocratic state in Iran.
Daniel Pipes of the Middle East Forum opines that U.S. academics are trying to sugar coat the true meaning of jihad, and thereby hide its violent and political character. In the November issue of Commentary, he cites numerous Islamic scholars -- most of them non-Muslim -- who state that jihad is confined to militarily defensive engagements, and its primary meaning is the attainment of moral self-improvement.
Pipes contends that Osama bin Laden and his followers understand the meaning of jihad better than the academics. He alleges that 14 centuries of Islamic history confirm the bin Laden view, since jihad has been used as an offensive weapon for expanding Muslim political power. When groups such as the Council of American-Islamic Relations contend that jihad is not a holy war, Pipes argues that they are engaged in spreading misinformation.
In mid-November, the neo-cons quietly launched a bipartisan Committee for the Liberation of Iraq. One prominent members is George Schulz, now a fellow at the Hoover Institution. In a recent interview, Schulz said he would be surprised if the United States does not initiate military action against Iraq by the end of January. His words seem to confirm the hypothesis that the Bush administration will merely use U.N. Resolution 1441 as a cover to wage war against Iraq.
The neo-cons are determined to bring their apocalyptic vision to reality -- even if their critics dismiss their call to arms and American triumphalism.
Critiquing their worldview, columnist Philip Stephens writes in the Financial Times that, "in the long term, even a nation as uniquely powerful as the United States cannot remake the political systems at the heart of the Islamic world: not in 30 years and probably not in 100."
The Muslim world will view a string of U.S. military attacks on Muslim countries as the aggression of an oil-thirsty superpower on the Muslim world, not a march to liberate people from tyranny.
MORON STARTS OSAMA'S ARMAGEDDON
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 17:20:44 (EST)
My two cents are:
Federal money to help pay heating bills has dried up
November 30, 2002
BY DAVE NEWBART STAFF REPORTER Advertisement
Even before winter has officially set in, emergency funds to help low-income Chicago residents pay their heating bills have run out.
Peoples Energy spokeswoman Elizabeth Castro said Friday a pool of federal funds available to needy natural gas customers in Chicago has already dried up because the federal government allocated much less money. The budget this winter is $1.8 million--down from $3.2 million last winter, she said.
That leaves about 14,000 utility customers without heat in the city, with the full winter still ahead.
"There is a lot less people able to get assistance,'' Castro said. Still, she said, the number of homes without heat is down from 18,000 last year at this time.
The Rev. Jesse Jackson blamed the Bush administration for pushing cuts in the Low Income Home Energy Assistance Program. The program's total budget dropped from $1.7 billion to $1.4 billion.
"[Fourteen] thousand households cut off in Chicago, that's huge,'' Jackson said Friday. "An emergency is upon us.''
Jackson urged Peoples Energy to restore heat to the customers--many of whom had their heat cut off before the cold blast started for nonpayment of bills. He had preliminary talks with gas company officials Friday and hopes to continue discussions next week.
"You are talking about the most indigent people,'' he said. "You are talking about the very old who are living alone.''
Scrooged: Bush Pisses Away Fed Heating Bill Money
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 16:58:29 (EST)
My two cents are:
I know what I'm talking about?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 16:49:10 (EST)
My two cents are:
I quit?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 12:50:38 (EST)
My two cents are:
I paid my share?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 12:49:09 (EST)
My two cents are:
I paid my share?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 12:49:03 (EST)
My two cents are:
Glint is a Christian?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 12:48:27 (EST)
My two cents are:
I'm troubled by the way the Clinton administration has played hob with maritime policy?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 12:47:46 (EST)
My two cents are:
I woulda went?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 12:47:20 (EST)
My two cents are:
I was screwed out of my chance to serve by a high lottery number?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 12:46:26 (EST)
My two cents are:
I'm a cross between Lord Beeston and a Cherokee princess?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 12:45:49 (EST)
My two cents are:
Fess Parker is a friend of mine.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 12:44:44 (EST)
My two cents are:
I'm a lawyer!
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 12:44:31 (EST)
My two cents are:
I wonder which wildly overpriced German sedan I should drive today?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 12:44:11 (EST)
My two cents are:
I'm doing this Penthouse Pet?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 12:44:07 (EST)
My two cents are:
Goddamn IRS bilked me for $600K this quarter.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 12:43:20 (EST)
My two cents are:
Bush won?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 12:42:07 (EST)
My two cents are:
The prophecies are either right or wrong?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 12:41:21 (EST)
My two cents are:
Spend $400 all in one night? NOBODY could eat two hundred corn dogs!
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 12:41:00 (EST)
My two cents are:
I made a quick killing on the NASDAQ?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 12:39:26 (EST)
My two cents are:
Whoa! Four hundred dollars! Has anyone even SEEN that much money all at one time?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 12:39:19 (EST)
My two cents are:
The president got a blow job so we have to impeach him?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 12:38:38 (EST)
My two cents are:
I went to Harvard?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 12:38:29 (EST)
My two cents are:
Clinton's a traitor?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 12:37:53 (EST)
My two cents are:
Calling you a cunt is my short-term romantic strategy, dear.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 12:37:08 (EST)
My two cents are:
Republican landslide?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 12:36:48 (EST)
My two cents are:
Only a haole can understand the true nature of racism?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 12:36:27 (EST)
My two cents are:
Does Glint breathe air?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 12:36:07 (EST)
My two cents are:
The level of the North Sea is rising a hundred feet a year?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 12:35:16 (EST)
My two cents are:
How about we'll wrap this war up in about 10 days?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 12:35:05 (EST)
My two cents are:
It all makes me wonder: which would create a bigger mess? An airplane full of jet fuel or a nuclear explosion?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 12:34:41 (EST)
My two cents are:
Glint's heading for the dark stage. Forgot to take the lithium again.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 12:34:15 (EST)
My two cents are:
How about, we have to kill 20% of the world's population? Not quite grandiose enough?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 12:33:39 (EST)
My two cents are:
Is Glint aware that the Nazis believed that gourd-faced people were not true Aryans, and sent them to the gas chambers? Almost wiped out the whole town of R�lle.
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- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 12:31:13 (EST)
My two cents are:
1.9 million represented 8 out of every 10 dollars given to republicans? You mean the Republicans only took in 2.38 million? You idiot, if you're going to make up numbers, make up big numbers. Say, "The coal industry gave 13.5 trillion dollars to the Republicans." "A war in Iraq will kill 347 million women and children." "I must have blown four hundred dollars that night, at a time when the yearly average wage in the country was two or three dollars." Get the idea?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 12:31:05 (EST)
My two cents are:
That's just silly. Glint's face just LOOKS like a gourd. It isn't the actual fruit itself!
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 12:29:18 (EST)
My two cents are:
Save a few bucks and just implant a new gourd.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 12:27:49 (EST)
My two cents are:
No Longer Science Fiction: Doctors set to transplant faces from dead to the living...
Good news, Glint!
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 12:17:50 (EST)
My two cents are:
"The Clinton administration's paranoid and prurient interest in (monitoring) international e-mail is a wholly unhealthy precedent especially given this administration's track record on FBI files and IRS snooping. Every medium by which people communicate can be subject to exploitation by those with illegal or immoral intentions. Nevertheless, this is no reason to hand Big Brother the keys to unlock our e-mail idaries, open our ATM records or translate our international communications." -- John Ashcroft, as a U.S. senator, opposing the Clinton administration's request for broadened authority to eavesderop on high-tech communications. From his August 12, 1997 op-ed peice in the Washington Times, "Welcoming Big Brother."
'nuff said
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 12:14:30 (EST)
My two cents are:
Coal companies and their employees made at least $1.9 million in political contributions in that period, with more than $8 of every $10 going to Republicans.
Bush's 2000 presidential campaign was also a major beneficiary of the industries' largess. Several energy executives raised at least $100,000 each for Bush's campaign, and the energy industry, including electric and mining companies, gave more than $2.8 million.
Many of the fund-raisers and donors were members of Bush's transition team, weighing in on energy and environmental policy as the president set up his administration.
payback time
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 11:29:16 (EST)
My two cents are:
Page is fast for me today. A few of days ago, right when Glint got back, it wouldn't load for shit.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 11:18:59 (EST)
My two cents are:
What, us? Want to "privatize" Social Security? Typical lying class-warfare demonization by the DimboCRAPS!
President's Committe on Social Security Privatization
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 11:18:52 (EST)
My two cents are:
Clean air is for wimps.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 11:17:20 (EST)
My two cents are:
This page is as slow as molasses in January.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 11:16:46 (EST)
My two cents are:
Emission reductions through emissions?
doubt it
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 11:16:37 (EST)
My two cents are:
The Bush administration on Friday eased clean air rules to allow utilities, refineries and manufacturers to avoid having to install expensive new anti-pollution equipment when they modernize their plants. But Christie claims that the changes will encourage emission reductions.
wonder in aliceland
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 11:10:34 (EST)
My two cents are:
It shouldn't be necessary for me to point out that Dr. Kissinger is merely WANTED for war crimes. He has never been CONVICTED. He deserves is day in court!
Harlan St. Wolf
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 10:44:56 (EST)
My two cents are:
Say what you will about Dr. Kissinger, I'll bet that HE won't have any trouble finding a connection between the Twin Towers and Saddam Hussein!
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 10:30:21 (EST)
My two cents are:
Every word? OK! Snatch! Dick! Spew! I'ma fucka neighbor boy gimme eye contact! Juicees! Sink! Help me! Help me! Help me I'ma turn into gourd it start ina face! Jock strap! Gotcha!
Dr. J
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 10:28:56 (EST)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 10:09:23 (EST)
My two cents are:
I'm going to start reading every word Dr. J posts. I'll bet there are some pretty good nuggets if you sift all the silt.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 09:51:58 (EST)
My two cents are:
The work of "Dr. J" is the very embodiment of jismheadedness. As one-thirty-four so lucidly put it: nasty and blegh. "Feh!" is another response that comes to mind. Like a grimy smelly washroom used and maintained only by adolescents--which is really what spoogeheadedness is really all about. Frustrated adolescent-level sexuality being enacted during adulthood, in place of adult-level sexuality. Geesh. End o' story.
Captain Freud
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 08:21:17 (EST)
My two cents are:
Thank you for joining us on tonight's show. Tune in again next time for more advice on your health and well being, both physically as well as mentally, and not to mention spiritual, emotional, and jismal as well.
Dr. J
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 03:47:25 (EST)
My two cents are:
I don't think Glint's stuff is funny, whoever writes it. It's just sort of, you know, nasty and blegh. The sort of stuff that after you've done reading it you're glad you didn't actually meet the author in the flesh and have to touch him.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 01:34:58 (EST)
My two cents are:
Sure, but don't you think it's nice that irate cabbies and bitter ex-bus-drivers on disability have their own radio shows and their own cable network?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 01:00:23 (EST)
My two cents are:
Ain't it neat the way the lunatic right-wingers instantaneously develop a familiarity with a new DemonRAT boogey-lady? Right away Nancy Pelosi is as familiar to Glirt and Rhonda as her Preparation-H, or Hillary, Bill, Al, Tipper, Tom Daschle, or any of the other DemonRATS that might pop into prominence in smirk radio. I wouldn't be surprised if even Pete can pronounce the name and explain what it is about her that he doesn't know but is afraid of all the same.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 00:58:30 (EST)
My two cents are:
It's the old switcheroo. He's putting the good stuff in the weak, centered font, and the boring shit in the fornigate font. Got to get up pretty early to keep ahead of Glurt.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 00:43:22 (EST)
My two cents are:
Yo, dudes, what's the haps? Did Glint get himself a new ghost-writer?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 00:41:09 (EST)
My two cents are:
Before you actually pop the question, ask your two legged love box to open her eyes! If she's left the room and slammed the door before you've had the chance to speak, then your question has already been answered. Consider yourself lucky that she won't be leading you along any more. If she's still in the room, or your security guard is doing his job and doesn't let her out (you didn't forget to hire one, did you?) she is probably gazing at the fleshy fuselage dangling between (or perhaps towering over) your legs. Now, you look deep into her eyes while smiling and say, "Do you want to kiss it?" If she does, then you have a winner, and she's got a wiener - as we say in the sexual healing busines. If she doesn't seem convinced, then you may need to lend a helping hand yourself. The point is that you need a woman who is comfortable with your own sexuality. Are you now seeing the head of your penis bulging through her cheek? If so, congratulations! She has passed the test. If not, grab your penis with one hand (two if you are so endowed) and begin moving your hand up and down in a chicken choking motion. This shouldn't pose a problem because you've obviously spent plenty of time practicing. Keep it up until blissful ejaculation occurs. When this happens, make sure that your jism squirts on her face and clothes, and especially in her hair. The objective of the game is to find a woman who is comfortable with - and in - your own jism. If you don't have that then you might as well hang up the phone, Jack. Has she run screaming, shaking violently, and crying bitterly from the room? Then good riddance! Hopefully you had time to tell her how smart she was before she fled, and how you know she'll keep her big yap shut. You don't need her anymore. Be glad she's gone. The last thing you need is a woman who is not comfortable with your own DNA lava love. On the other hand, if you're really lucky she's taken a shine to your hydraulics and is eager for a second helping of bleached butter. If so, then by all means, take her home on the boat. Introduce her to mother and hire yourselv a preacher after she's signed the pre-nup.
Dr. J
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 22:13:57 (EST)
My two cents are:
Scots bare the truth that lies under the kilt
November 29 2002 at 04:24PM
[Quickwire]
Perth, Scotland - On Saint Andrew's Day comes fresh evidence of what women around the world always suspected: when donning kilts, real Scotsmen prefer to swing free.
Sixty-nine percent of Scots quizzed on their way into Scotland's rugby test matches said they wore nothing under their kilts, according to the poll taken by Scotch whisky distiller Famous Grouse.
NEWS FLASH: Sheepfuckers opt for convenience
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 22:08:29 (EST)
My two cents are:
I used to view the Democrats as the loyal opposition, but I have come to believe since the Clinton days, that the Democrats have become a party of sick opposition. It seems there is just something mentally wrong with Hillary, Bill, Al, Tipper, Tom Daschle, Nancy Pelosi. They all seem to have definite traits of a mental illness, each one of whom, is different, but definitely there are several axes of mental illness at work here in these individuals. Perhaps they all got some kind of vaccine sometime or other that made them this way, but this is definitely a group of very, very mentally challenged people. I am not just saying this because their views are totally opposite mine. There are a lot of people in my church, in my neighborhood, my bridge club, rose club, etc., with whose opinions I disagree, but respectfully disagree, and it is not the opinions of these people I am talking about - but their whole persona. There is definitely something wrong. There seems to be a group of well-qualified people in the Democrat party to take charge, but it appears that it is the lowest common denominator that has surfaced here as "leaders?".
Rhonda
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 22:03:23 (EST)
My two cents are:
Welcome back. I will now provide you with details of the test that was mentioned before the break. In order for this test to work you should minimize all distractions. That means that you may wish to find a quiet and private place for you and your lady friend. Perhaps a hotel or some other quiet retreat somewhere. Where is up to you. If you can afford it, you might want to hire a security guard to ensure your privacy or if you're on a budget hire an off duty state trooper to watch the door. You want this to be as informal as possible, so you might want to wear your sweat clothes. Tell your lady that you have been thining a lot about her and that you have an important question you want to ask her and hope that the answer is "yes." Tell her that you have something you want to give her but first she must close her eyes. As quickly and quietly as you can unbuckle and unzip your pants and let them drop down around your ankles. (Sweat pants are the quietest and this is why they were recommended.) When we come back, it's time to pop the question!
Dr. J
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 22:01:05 (EST)
My two cents are:
"Fox News is the only cable news network with improved ratings in the past year. The network is in prime-time triumph. Fox has had a 17 percent increase in viewership compared with a year ago, according to Nielsen Media Research numbers released Wednesday.
CNN lost 31 percent of its prime-time viewers compared with last year's numbers, with an audience of 921,000. MSNBC continues to languish in third place with a 43 percent drop and 528,000 viewers.
Fox's win lends some irony to former Vice President Al Gore's implication that the network is nothing more than a Republican mouthpiece.
Cable news is "a hybrid product now that's news plus news-helper; whether it's entertainment or attitude or news that's marbled with opinion, it's different," Mr. Gore told the New York Observer this week. Fox News produces four of the five top-rated cable news shows.
Fox News beats cable competition during prime time
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 21:57:20 (EST)
My two cents are:
I don't know if it's Glint or not but it sure is hilarious!
Harl
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 21:55:45 (EST)
My two cents are:
Getting along in a relationship. It's just all about sex, or is it? Take it from me, it is. Many authors have tried to make this simple subject as complex as possible. Book upon book have been written about the joys of sex, with both Martians and Venutians, and women's magazines have been crammed for generations with these little 20 question tests that women force their partners to take even though she has already studied the answer page in advance. Many billable hours have been squandered on the analyst's couch, and many linear feet of copper have been nailed under coutnless roofline as a result. In the din of self-help and helping-others-who-don't-want-it world of pop psychiatry, where does a young Romeo turn to for answers? Well, folks, the answer is right here. You will be relieved to learn that there is a simple test you can perform yourself to see whether your date can become your soul mate and pin cushion for life. After the break, I'll share the details of this simple test with you...
Dr. J
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 21:44:05 (EST)
My two cents are:
CHRISTMAS CHERRY CAKE
1 c. butter or margarine, soft
2 c. sugar
1 tsp. almond extract
8 eggs
15 oz. pkg. golden raisins
8 oz. jar candied cherries
8 oz. jar candied citron
4 c. unsifted all purpose flour
In a large bowl (electric mixer, medium speed) beat butter,
sugar and almond extract until light and fluffy. Add eggs,
one at a time, beating well after each addition. At low
speed, gradually beat in flour. Add raisins, cherries, and
citron and mix with a spoon until well combined. Turn into
10 inch tube pan, which has been greased, lined on the
bottom and sides with brown paper, and the paper greased.
Bake in a preheated 300 degree oven for 2 hours and 25
minutes or until cake tester comes out clean. Let cool in
pan on rack for 30 minutes. Turn out on rack and cool
completely.
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 21:38:29 (EST)
My two cents are:
Yesterday's attacks in Kenya were shocking, but hardly surprising. Like Bali in Indonesia, Mombasa was once an idyllic tropical island. Now it is simmering with anger, consumed by hatred and sucked into the global mayhem that is "the war against terror". On my last visit in August it was obvious that the entire community had undergone a massive change. For the first time I felt a stranger in the town I was born in and among the relatives and friends I grew up with.
3rd world loser
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 21:35:47 (EST)
My two cents are:
Is Glint Dr. J?
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 21:32:35 (EST)
My two cents are:
When a person asks themselves or their psychiatrist, "Am I and my woman compatible?" what they are really asking is, "Will I still want to ball this broad in another 10, 20, 30 years from now, let alone next month?" Face it. The root of all heterosexual relationships is sexual compatibility. You don't want to drag some rock slapper clear across the ocean just to do your laundry and eat your rice, do you? No, you and the female must be physically compatible -- that is, sexually compatible. If it's a long term relationship the answer is easier to deternine. But what if the ship's ready to leave the dock and time is short? The paddle wheel is turning but you and your lady friend haven't done the deed. Should you take a chance and force her up the gangplank or not? In our next segment following these messages I will tell you how to find out if you and your partner are sexually compatible with each another...
Dr. J
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 21:13:14 (EST)
My two cents are:
Poor Glurp. He's such a rube, he can't imagine Democrats not giving a shit about Phil Donahue or being able to laugh at politicians of any party. He's got his nose planted into the GOP rectum so deep, he thinks the sky is brown. What a pathetic hick. At least Pete has the mighty Buffs, this year's champ of the Big 12 (North Sector.) Sure, that's pretty meager for a guy who used to have copper rain gutters, but it's SOMETHING! Isn't it?
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 21:01:48 (EST)
My two cents are:
There's been a lot of confusion here lately regarding past relationships with the fairer sex. It's only natural that questions arise during the complex courting ritual, particularly among the lower breeds of the third world. We see that when visitors eventually flee such cesspools, as they always do, they must ask themself, "does the bitch go home with me or stay here." These concerns are not uncommon even in non-third world countries like ours. The topic of tonight's lecture is, "How do I know if my mate and myself are compatible." Tonight's lecture will begin shortly, right after these messages.....
Dr. J
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 21:01:04 (EST)
My two cents are:
http://hnn.us/articles/799.html
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 20:55:11 (EST)
My two cents are:
I like that part where the guy's bitching on the phone about how, "When Tom Daschle called Paul Wellstone 'The soul of the Senate,' did Wellstone yell down, 'Why don't you try locating your goddam* soul, you spinelss fu*king worm!?'" And the part about Kissinger being surroudned by a pile of dead bones -- was that also a reference to Wellstone?
Thanks for the gift, E
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 20:52:37 (EST)
My two cents are:
When it came down to it, when the rubber hit the road, they simply out-fanned us. There's no other way to say it. No excuses. Take it upside the head and go down, comrades.
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 20:48:39 (EST)
My two cents are:
They were better fans than we were. End of story.
Nebraska Athletic Supporter
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 20:47:17 (EST)
My two cents are:
Whew. A well-earned rest it will be.
Go Buffs
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 20:46:04 (EST)
My two cents are:
For every middle-aged chubby guy with a squashed face lusting after his neighbor's sexually ambivalent teen-ager, there should be a geezer or two harkening back on the glory days. It's a question of balance.
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 20:45:10 (EST)
My two cents are:
Buff fans won? Buff fans have a Big 12 division conference championship? The Buff fans can go on to the bowl season? Way to nail the coonskin to the barn door, Buff fans! A job well done! Take a rest. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 20:43:12 (EST)
My two cents are:
Should call this place Memory Land or Geezerfest. First there was the sand sculptures at the Plim. Next was the bowling balls in Phillips. Now there's the Marmite from Danan�. Will the madness ever end? - Friday, November 29, 2002 at 20:41:54 (EST)
My two cents are:
The battle of two teams in the Top 37?
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 20:27:59 (EST)
My two cents are:
Congratulations, Buff fans, on your Big 12 northern division conference championship. Good luck against Oklahoma, and then on to the bowl season.
Anonymous.
From a Cornhusker fan - Friday, November 29, 2002 at 20:20:10 (EST)
My two cents are:
Unless Canada steps up to the plate, I'm afraid the country is going to be no more than a historical side show. The POTUS is not going to wait while Canada dithers.
Lou Medina
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 20:07:10 (EST)
My two cents are:
Richard Nixon often suggested to Dr. Kissinger that he should seek the aid of a psychiatrist. Each of them thought the other was crazy, and of course they were probably both right.
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 20:00:52 (EST)
My two cents are:
I applaud the appointment of Dr. Kissinger to look into intelligence snafus. This is a man who defined secrecy. The administration will be well served with him at the helm!
Harlan St. Wolf
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 19:40:22 (EST)
My two cents are:
So, I guess it's feeling soft on war criminal Henry Kissinger that's preventing the US from joining the world court. Can't travel outside the country anymore, for fear of being arrested. Might need a fatwa himself.
Salman Rushdie Limbaugh
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 19:34:23 (EST)
My two cents are:
Actually, it shows the Moron putting a CD into a toaster. Then it burns up. Just like the middle east!
Attack Saudi Arabia!
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 19:31:57 (EST)
My two cents are:
Is George W Bush a Federalist or a Republican? From what I have been reading there is a world of difference between the two.
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 18:35:20 (EST)
My two cents are:
I believe that advertisement is in clear violation of the Patriot Act.
Harl
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 17:48:50 (EST)
My two cents are:
http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/ContentServer?GXHC_gx_session_id_=6118702678784df5&pagename=thestar/Layout/Article_Type1&c=Article&cid=1035774937001&call_pageid=968332188854&col=968350060724
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 17:33:03 (EST)
My two cents are:
Watchdog pulls plug on Bush mockery
Wed Nov 27,11:32 AM ET
LONDON (Reuters) - A cartoon television commercial which shows George W. Bush mistaking a toaster for a video recorder has been banned for ridiculing the U.S. president.
An advertising watchdog said on Wednesday that the advert, for a satirical cartoon show was offensive.
The clip shows a grinning Bush setting fire to a toaster as he tries to play a video at the White House.
It also features Tony Blair fetching a ball tossed by Bush -- a reference to the prime minister's reputation among critics as Bush's unquestioning poodle in world affairs.
"We found that ... President Bush might find the portrayal not to his liking and therefore offensive," Uisdean Maclean, director of the Broadcast Advertising Clearance Centre (BACC), an industry-funded body which vets TV ads, told Reuters.
The BACC said the producers should have sought permission from Bush to use his image before lampooning him.
The makers of the "2DTV" show rejected the criticism, saying the ads amounted to little more than a "gentle ribbing".
"It seems absurd," producer Giles Pilbrow told Reuters. "We are much tougher in the programme."
Adverts face tougher guidelines than programmes, which means full episodes of "2DTV" will still be shown on the commercial channel ITV1 and repeated on the cable network ITV2.
Rows over Bush's intelligence are nothing new. A senior aide to Canadian prime minister resigned on Tuesday after describing Bush as a "moron".
Websites devoted to Bush's most publicised gaffes, or "Bushisms", have sprung up on the Internet.
Choice examples include "they misunderestimated me", "is our children learning?" and "terriers and bariffs" for tariffs and barriers
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 17:17:05 (EST)
My two cents are:
Your friends just said that, Harlan. They didn't want to see you. They all got together for a big feast.
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 16:10:15 (EST)
My two cents are:
Most of my friends were busy yesterday so I ate alone. Happy Day After, Glint and the crynic, my brothers!
Harlan St. Wolf
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 15:59:12 (EST)
My two cents are:
OK, guy, here's my Thanksgiving present: http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/war17.html.
E�
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 12:13:43 (EST)
My two cents are:
No sauce Maggi on the turkey, thank God. No Marmite, either. Potatoes turned out a little on the soggy side, maybe from waiting too long in hot water while the turkey took its damn time finishing up. Tasty turkey, though. Little flour in the gravy, but no dredging. Some people deep-fry their turkey, I hear tell, but some people will deep fry anything, including twinkies. Frogs won't let a twinkie cross the border, keeping up standards. Is Snippy the product of twinkieculture?
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 11:57:10 (EST)
My two cents are:
Hmm. Dredged. Yep.
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 11:26:46 (EST)
My two cents are:
Bechamel, now there's a sauce. How did you wind up teaching French?
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 11:22:58 (EST)
My two cents are:
Here's a good mnemonic: think of sole meuni�re. I guess that might be s�le meuni�re, but actually that doesn't sound right. The hat, or "chapeau" on the � sort of pulls the sound up too short, so I think it's sole. Anyway, where do you take your grist? Right, to the grist-mill, and the guy who runs it is called the "meunier" (moon-ee-ay) and his wife is called "la meuni�re" (moon-ee-air). That's the miller and his wife. Now, as we all should know, sole meuni�re is sole dredged in flour. Yep, and what is the miller's wife dredged in? You got it. It's all so damned logical it's hard to think there are people who don't know it or haven't figured it out.
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 11:20:30 (EST)
My two cents are:
A final note on all of this. De-snouting is not the only application in the subject language of the fine word "snout" or "geule." Case in point: suppose you want to tell someone to shut up, what do you say? Right, you say "ferme ta geule", which means "shut thy snout." Now, suppose your friend insults or argues with a policeman, and is thrown in jail? Check, you say "he ensnouted himself with a policeman," or "il s'est engeul� avec un policier." This is what Culture is all about.
Pat B�cham�le
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 11:10:38 (EST)
My two cents are:
The fellow down below, describing the Negro pr�sident, made a mistake, and should have written the tribe as Gu�r�. Dig that, a five-letter word with accents going both ways! What does it mean? Beats me, but Marius, who was a Gu�r�, told me that when a Gu�r� mother dies her sons eat her left breast and her vagina. God knows why. The ways of man are strange, they are mysterious. We Americans think of ourselves as evolved beyond that, but have we really? Sure, we don't eat our dead mothers' sexual appendages, but if they demand it in their last testaments we sprinkle their ashes amongst the tulips. Who is to say which practice is more disgusting. "Plus d�geulasse", as the Frog says, which actually translates as "more de-snouting", but will have to pass.
Rothbourn Prattle
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 11:05:00 (EST)
My two cents are:
Check this out: "cher" means "dear", applied to something with maleness, or yang. Notice, there is no accent mark at all, so you have to guess, what the hell does it sound like? Well, it sounds something like "shaire", with the "r" grumbled off the top of the back of the tongue, just lump up the back of your tongue toward the top of your mouth, as if your were lightly gagging. Oddly enough, if you're talking about something femaleness, or yin, and spell it "ch�re", adding a grave accent and an "e" at the end, it's pretty much the same sound, except hit that gurgling strangled "r" a little harder. The "e" at the end is what forces the "�" in the middle, although actually that doesn't help much with the pronunciation, and is mostly an orthographic convention and little else.
Bons d'Enculer
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 10:57:13 (EST)
My two cents are:
Sauce Maggi is hard to explain. You find it all over the world, except in middle America. Comes in a square bottle, marked "Sauce Maggi." Tastes a slight little bit like worchestershire sauce, but not much. A lot of people call for it when confronted with rice or rice derivatives. But then, a lot of people never have an occasion to be confronted with anything BUT rice. Did I ever explain how slavery in America was the capitalistic result of needing people who knew how to grow rice, and settling on the Negro? Could have gone for the Japanee, or the Chinaman, but they settled on the Negro. They were nothing if not resourceful, back in those days.
Captain D�gustation
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 10:50:31 (EST)
My two cents are:
OK, here's the deal with the accents. Your most important accents are of course � and �. Think of it as if you were a baseball player, a second baseman, a banjo-hitter. Suppose you bat right and want to pull your Texas Leaguer toward left, you go for the �. Suppose you discern a weak right-fielder, the guy is trancing on a beaver shot in the stands. Why, you go for the � and push it out toward the right. If you just think about it like baseball, you can't go wrong. Phonically, the � tends to have the sound of "air", so La Pocati�re sounds like "lah poke-ah-tee-air." The � sounds more like "eh" or "ay" as in lay or bay or say or day. Divorc�e, toup�e, ol�, resum�, there are a million of them. Now, as a quiz, what does "Ch�r" sound like, as in Sonny and Ch�r? Right, it doesn't sound like anything, it's just gratuitous use of the acute accent mark. That's why, back in the day when Cher spelled her name Ch�r, if you read about her in a Frog fanzine, you would see it without the accent. Because the Frog knew, man. The Frog always knows. That's why we hate him.
Maison du M��t
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 10:45:29 (EST)
My two cents are:
What's "sauce Maggi"?
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 10:43:36 (EST)
My two cents are:
Witty guy, that 10:17. wow.
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 10:42:41 (EST)
My two cents are:
Kind of partial to "Tapatio" sauce, myself. Use it in place of Marmite on my scones.
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 10:34:31 (EST)
My two cents are:
I don't know about Marmite. For me it was always "Sauce Maggi."
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 10:28:00 (EST)
My two cents are:
Hey HOMer, did I ever tell you that you remind of a guy I used to know, except he was a masturbater?
Ooops, sorry! I didn't know!
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 10:17:00 (EST)
My two cents are:
Which brings us back to wondering about why two top-ranking government officials, in two separate countries, have successfully been pressured to resign for having called the occupant of the US White House a "moron"? How have the bushists managed to effect such a full-frontal attack on the so-called democratic ideals of free speech? Is this unlike the journalist's fracas in Nigeria? Not at all. Death to those who marry off Mohamed in print, ouster for those who dare to call a moron a moron.
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 09:48:55 (EST)
My two cents are:
I never understood how you could blame a third-world country on your girlfriend, but that was just how he saw things. Not unlike the Nigerian fatwa-issuer who called for the death of the journalist who suggested that Mohamed might well have selected a babe from amongst the Miss World candidates. Some other person recently rescinded that fatwa, although there must be some kind of protocol breach happening there, for if it is kosher to rescind a fatwa one hasn't issued, that makes for universal chaos and disharmony, does it not?
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 08:58:53 (EST)
My two cents are:
The people next door, who didn't like the dog, did like Marmite. They put it on white bread sandwiches with slivers of tomatoes and a little slices of local cheese. They fed it to themselves and their children, and to their guests, which is how I tasted some. The gentleman of the house was an angry young man with a large twirly mustache, funny and sad, and always complaining about having to live in a third-world country which he blamed on his girlfriend. During the revolution, he was always able to provide him family with kerosene and Marmite.
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 08:55:00 (EST)
My two cents are:
The people next door were Marmiters. Not the current house, the two-story one in a semi-suburban neighborhood where the landlord's son felt free to tie suspected thieves up to our common driveway and beat them until they confessed. Not long after viewing the landlord's son behaving in this way, doing so in a location our large dog considered to be part of his turf, the landlord's son, a vicious brute, attempted to enter our gate, which he viewed, of course, as his turf, and the dog, who happened to be cruising on the roof at the time, launched himself off the three story roof, barking, and landed not too far away from the surprised landlord's son, who ran quickly out the gate and never again entered without permission of all concerned, particularly the large black dog's. But the landlord's son and the dog have little to do with Marmite. The dog won, but we never fed him Marmite.
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 08:50:55 (EST)
My two cents are:
Which all goes to show that it's time, past time to celebrate the hundredth anniversary of Marmite. Yay.
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 08:35:35 (EST)
My two cents are:
Of course, without your asshole haole you wouldn't have your yellow dog, so hail to the asshole haole. Thank you for the service rendered.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, November 28, 2002 at 22:27:23 (EST)
My two cents are:
There you have it, in a way, the sort of interior contradistinction of this site. You have your yellow dogs who don't understand that it is reasonable to blow a hundred times the average wage of a country on cigars and balloon girls, and your dead-head troglodytes who don't understand that there are people in the world who didn't grow up watching Kaptain Kangaroo and having their diapers cleaned by a magical machine somewhere off beyond where you could smell it.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, November 28, 2002 at 22:25:42 (EST)
My two cents are:
First night in Abidjan, Chris and I went to the casino at the H�tel d'Ivoire. He was the flush guy, had just ripped off American Express for a few thousand dollars, so he took me off to the casino. I had my allowance for living in the country, and put it down on the hands this Lebanese guy was betting at the blackjack table, and the Leb just couldn't quit winning. I walked away with a pile of cash big enough to choke an elephant. Blew it all on champagne and balloon girls at a night-club in the popular quarter soon thereafter. I tell you, that Leb was surprised as I was that he just kept winning. I must have blown four hundred dollars that night, at a time when the yearly average wage in the country was two or three dollars.
House of Meat
- Thursday, November 28, 2002 at 22:19:46 (EST)
My two cents are:
Do you think I could find Chris Shea on the internet "find your high-school classmates" page? Doubt it, and what the fuck if so? How's your monkey, Chris? Did you ever get a new wig? This guy, like a lot of those people, had gone to college in America to learn how to become French teachers. Let me tell you, a lot of them didn't know French from their ass, as far as I could tell. Chris spoke English with a fucking Boston accent that I could hardly understand some times, forget the French. I remember once when we were training to be English teachers, and he did this pronunciation lesson where he drew a picture of a horse on the blackboard, and kept yelling at the kids, "hawse!" "Hawse!" It's a "hawse!" By which, he was trying to teach them how to say "horse."
House of Meat
- Thursday, November 28, 2002 at 22:13:35 (EST)
My two cents are:
Oh, yeah, this is what I like about fornigate. Just cruising, nobody to bother you, spouting out the bullshit and knowing it will be safe in some bonehead's pickle jar as well as your own. Remembering this guy you knew who took his monkey back to the states but left his woman to whatever would happen to her. Could have been AIDS that happened to her, but he didn't know that-- a woman with a white man's child would be a few cuts above the average woman, so he didn't do too bad by her. Africa is a weird fucking place, no doubt aboput it, a place dropped out of the 13th century into where we are, and going backwards at that. We've got a Marine division or two sitting in Djibouti, and to see it on television to me just looks like the same old same old. Weird complicated world out there, and we face it behind George Bush Junior. God help us.
House of Meat
- Thursday, November 28, 2002 at 22:05:17 (EST)
My two cents are:
Chris came back from Danan� right at the beginning, and told about how he figured it wasn't the Yacouba who were stealing, and also he had a problem with the bats squeaking in the trees all night long. Two years later, at the H�tel du Park in Abidjan, in his orange hair, he explained it all. Yes, he had bought a baby-brousse with his ill-gotten gains, when all the rest of us were riding mobylettes or, in my case, a Yamaha 100. Yes, he had a chimpanzee and an African woman. Yes, he was taking the chimp back to Boston with him, and no, he wasn't taking the woman. I heard this all in the company of my fianc�, who I did take back to America, and who I got married with, and had a child with, which worked out pretty good since any time you have a child you are ahead of the game, no matter how shitty the situation around it turns out to be.
House of Meat
- Thursday, November 28, 2002 at 21:56:31 (EST)
My two cents are:
The thing that I have been trying to get to in this tale of woe, memories spurred by the news that the rebels have "taken" Danan�, is what happened to Chris Shea so far as I know. The way the accent marks go is an absolutely essential part of French orthographie, and if you are listening you will realize that I was at the time a professeur in the French school system, so, duh, I sort of know which way they go. Happy to oblige, though.
House of Meat
- Thursday, November 28, 2002 at 21:49:22 (EST)
My two cents are:
Good to hear that you appreciate the placement of the accents. Anyway, Chris ended up with orange hair and a deux-chevaux, but also with a chimpanzee and an African woman. I don't know the details, except in the year-end confab me and my fianc� of the time met up with him and were comfortable, more comfortable than we were with most of those people, each of whom had one sort of problem or another. That was the confab at Vridi, where the leader stayed a couple days after and got conked by a coconut fell on his head as he read a paper on the beach.
House of Meat
- Thursday, November 28, 2002 at 21:45:29 (EST)
My two cents are:
Chris Shea and his orange hair became a legend in that country. We weren't allowed to have cars or trucks, but he bought a Volkswagen "baby-brousse", which is the same as a Volkswagen "Thing", a deux-chevaux pared down to nothing but the essentials. Back in La Pocati�re I had had occasion to understand that Chris was scamming a few thousand bones off of American Express on a phony lost travelers' check deal, which is probably what he bought the baby-brousse with.
House of Meat
- Thursday, November 28, 2002 at 21:41:13 (EST)
My two cents are:
What me and mine particularly appreciate is that you and yours can apparently tell an accent grave from an accent ague. and isnt that really where its at. Beyond that, we think its kewl that henry the chiilean executioner is also rememebered as the coverup invader of cambodia, which at that time wasnt' supposed to be invaded.
apres moi l'ague
- Thursday, November 28, 2002 at 21:34:23 (EST)
My two cents are:
So, when it came time to choose a town to live in, Chris went off to Danan� toward the very west of Ivory Coast. Everybody said that Danan� was victimized by Yacouba tribesmen who came over from Liberia and burglarized everybody, but Chris had figured out it wasn't the Yacouba but the local Guer�, blaming it on the Yacouba. This was a year later and his hairpiece had started to turn orange, and people were talking about Chris's orange hair. I swear I never told anybody but my fianc� at the time. So, this all makes sense, because according to the news Danan� is the home town of the president or ex-president, the guy with a Guer� name. I swear to God, the Guer� are nasty little forest-dwelling assholes compared to, say, the Senoufo up in Korhogo where I ended up living, and if somebody had told me three years ago that a Guer� had become president of Ivory Coast, I would have said it isn't going to work out. That's an observation for Yellow Dog, there are objective differences among African tribes, all of whom I might joshingly call by the "n-word", but who have many real phenotypic and genotypic variations among them. Anyway, a few years ago one of them shitty Guer� people became president of Ivory Coast, and it wasn't going to last, whatever your take on the American Negro, which is a totally irrelevant take, folks.
House of Meat
- Thursday, November 28, 2002 at 21:33:48 (EST)
My two cents are:
OK, got a lot done today. Amazing what you can get done on a Thanksgiving when everyone in your family is dead or run off except your son whose babe is in town from New York City. Doing it, I heard on the radio that the "rebels" in Ivory Coast had probably taken the town of Danan�, in the west of the country, and that made me think of Chris Shea. Why Chris Shea? Well, he was this guy from Boston, Boston Irish, that I ran into when we were doing a get-ready program in La Pocati�re, Province of Qu�bec. I told him, "you look exactly like a guy I know, except he was bald." Chris was sort of ambivalent about me from then on, and I found out why when we were living in the same room in Bouak�, Ivory Coast, and I came in when he was sick with the malaria and he rose up in his bed bald as a billiard ball and groping for his toup�e. He got it on his head and said he guessed it didn't matter, because I knew from the beginning. I had no idea, can't spot a hairpiece, and he had been feeling like shit for three months thinking I was the only guy around who guessed he had a toup�e. I told him, no, I didn't know, and I don't give a shit, but it was not right between us and never was, never had been since the first time I met him and mentioned that he looked just like a guy I knew, except the guy was bald.
House of Meat
- Thursday, November 28, 2002 at 21:23:52 (EST)
My two cents are:
Happy T-Day.
Ho-hum
SF, - Thursday, November 28, 2002 at 13:48:48 (EST)
My two cents are:
Happy Thanksgiving, Mary. And please excuse Glimst-- he's going through a particularly confused period, with the dachshund in heat and his neighbor's son deep into puberty.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, November 28, 2002 at 13:39:49 (EST)
My two cents are:
Our mothers are our neighbor's sexually confused teen-age son?
doubt it
- Thursday, November 28, 2002 at 13:35:49 (EST)
My two cents are:
Happy Thanksgiving.
Mary
- Thursday, November 28, 2002 at 12:57:42 (EST)
My two cents are:
And frankly, most of them are in need of a shim job.
>>concerned
- Thursday, November 28, 2002 at 11:40:14 (EST)
My two cents are:
I refuse to wait in lines that long.
>>concerned
- Thursday, November 28, 2002 at 11:38:27 (EST)
My two cents are:
Ok OK, just kidding, I no longer fuck your mothers.
>>concerned
- Thursday, November 28, 2002 at 11:37:07 (EST)
My two cents are:
Spoogehead Moron? Come on now, is all this nastiness really necessary? I read this bulletin board and see that half the debate boils down to name calling. And name calling really shuts off intelligent debate, does it not?
I also think that mean words make this a less lovely world to live in. You and I may disagree on the president but there's no reason to get nasty when arguing our points of view. Name calling lowers us. It is entirely unnecessary. It tarnishes our karma and it adds to the ugliness that seems to be spreading across our beautiful country.
So what do you say people? How about we start fresh? You curtail some of your hateful speech and I'll stop fucking your mothers. I've always felt guilty about degrading the old hags anyway. Deal?
>>concerned
- Thursday, November 28, 2002 at 11:36:05 (EST)
My two cents are:
In particular, we Boomers all applaud the Main Spoogehead Moron's appointment of Henry Kissinger, just the right man for the job--architect of the Cambodian invasion, assassin of Allende--why, it's perfect! Happy Thanksgiving!
Eleanor Zorobbkin� (Mrs. Earle D.)
- Thursday, November 28, 2002 at 08:51:16 (EST)
My two cents are:
Wow, whoever would have guessed that Kissinger takes legal advice before traveling? Actually, that's probably a good sign that he's the right person for the job. Indicates that he is cautious and eager to understand the idiosyncracies of the frog's laws. It's just common sense. After all, who would rush off to Brazil without first googling the price of nytrojism expression services? - Thursday, November 28, 2002 at 01:09:56 (EST)
My two cents are:
So, the SEC made a deal with WorldCom: the company is now under a permanent injunction barring it from violating SEC regulations. If they violate the injunction and the regulations, they'll have to pay a fine for violating the regulations that they were in court for violating. You've got to admit, this Bush administration is tough on crooks. I thought they'd slack off after hitting Microsoft with making them agree to do the same things they were in court for not doing.
Can't wait to see L.G. go to town on this one!
- Thursday, November 28, 2002 at 00:29:29 (EST)
My two cents are:
Noncommittal on the future, and uncooperative on the past, the Saudis have been stingy about helping the F.B.I. with 9/11. The administration has helped the Saudis be evasive, with Dick Cheney stonewalling Congressional investigators.
It would probably be far easier for America to reduce its dependence on Saudi oil than for the House of Saud and the House of Bush to untangle their decades-long symbiosis.
Prince Bandar, the representative of an oil kingdom, is so close to the Bushes, an oil dynasty, that they nicknamed him Bandar Bush. He contributed over $1 million to the Bush presidential library. The former president is affiliated with the Carlyle Group, which does extensive business with the Saudis.
It was terribly inconvenient for all the friends of the bin Sultans when the trail of checks led to the Saudi Embassy. Many influential people in Washington were averting their eyes from the embarrassment. The prince and his panicky wife were defending themselves to The Times's Pat Tyler while Bandar anxiously flipped among seven television screens in their pool house to catch the latest news.
The Bush crowd was praying it wasn't a last-days-of-disco scene similar to the one when the shah of Iran was overthrown by Islamic fundamentalists, and the jet-setting Iranian diplomats had to pour all the liquor down the drain at their embassy.
I'm thankful that we have a family in office that knows how to work with the Arabs.
- Thursday, November 28, 2002 at 00:19:09 (EST)
My two cents are:
on Sept. 10, 2001, a civil suit was filed in a Washington, D.C., federal court, charging Kissinger with murder. The suit, brought by the survivors of Gen. Rene Schneider of Chile, asserts that Kissinger gave the order for the elimination of this constitutional officer of a democratic country because he refused to endorse plans for a military coup. Every single document in the prosecution case is a U.S.-government declassified paper. And the target of this devastating lawsuit is being invited to review the shortcomings of the "intelligence community"?
In late 2001, the Brazilian government canceled an invitation for Kissinger to speak in Sao Paulo because it could no longer guarantee his immunity. Earlier this year, a London court agreed to hear an application for Kissinger's imprisonment on war crimes charges while he was briefly in the United Kingdom. It is known that there are many countries to which he cannot travel at all, and it is also known that he takes legal advice before traveling anywhere. Does the Bush administration feel proud of appointing a man who is wanted in so many places, and wanted furthermore for his association with terrorism and crimes against humanity? Or does it hope to limit the scope of the inquiry to those areas where Kissinger has clients?
There is a tendency, some of it paranoid and disreputable, for the citizens of other countries and cultures to regard President Bush's "war on terror" as opportunist and even as contrived. I myself don't take any stock in such propaganda. But can Congress and the media be expected to swallow the appointment of a proven coverup artist, a discredited historian, a busted liar, and a man who is wanted in many jurisdictions for the vilest of offenses? The shame of this, and the open contempt for the families of our victims, ought to be the cause of a storm of protest.
another commie spout bizarre crap
- Thursday, November 28, 2002 at 00:10:40 (EST)
My two cents are:
I can't remember: are we mad at the liberal media for calling Judicial Watch a conservative
group or for not calling it a conservative group?
Harlan St. Wolf
- Thursday, November 28, 2002 at 00:01:05 (EST)
My two cents are:
The documents are being sought in connection with a lawsuit seeking information on what outside groups influenced the Cheney task force as it prepared an energy policy report in early 2001. The actions were filed by Sierra Club (news - web sites) and Judicial Watch, a conservative watchdog group, and later combined into one case.
Government lawyers have argued the documents should be withheld because they are part of the deliberative process. Still, the White House was continuing to examine boxes of task force papers and some 10,000 e-mails in an attempt to comply with the judge's order. Sullivan originally sought the documents by Nov. 5, but extended the deadline.
David Bookbinder, an attorney for the Sierra Club, said the Bush administration's attempt to divert the case to the appeals court was another effort to prolong and delay the litigation and circumvent the Dec. 9 deadline.
Judicial Watch praised Sullivan's ruling in a statement, calling the administration's request for an appeal before the case is even decided "unorthodox to say the least."
Lord we are thankful that our selected leaders have nothing to hide.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 23:59:09 (EST)
My two cents are:
I can't believe what the New York Times did to all those Christians in Nigeria, and I don't think it's funny to josh about it. What we should josh about is our neighbor's sexually ambivalent teen-age son, the living potential personification of a whole hard disk full of pictures of Phillipino hermaphrodites!
Glurt
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 22:15:37 (EST)
My two cents are:
Anybody taking bets on whether Henry Kissinger can learn to tell the truth fast enough to pull this special commission thing off?
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 21:24:18 (EST)
My two cents are:
It's easy work, but somebody has to do it.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 21:22:58 (EST)
My two cents are:
Stop saying nasty about Ann Coulter. She has given voice to illiterate cab-drivers everywhere. Thank heavens Ann Coulter is here to think for Pete.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 21:21:10 (EST)
My two cents are:
Thank heavens Ann Coulter is here to save us from the New York Times!
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 21:19:49 (EST)
My two cents are:
Haldeman. Erlichman. Dead. It would be nice to have those guys around now that we're at war. Colson's making too much money doing the Lord's work.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 20:33:36 (EST)
My two cents are:
Too bad Dick Nixon is still dead. The Bush family owes him a lot. John Mitchell too.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 20:31:58 (EST)
My two cents are:
Oliver North deserves another shot.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 20:30:07 (EST)
My two cents are:
Liberals, my ass! I said Islam is a religion of peace! I SAID IT, not the liberals. Got it, Piss-Boy?
Snippy
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 20:28:38 (EST)
My two cents are:
Beauty Pageants Can Be Murder
November 27, 2002
INASMUCH AS liberals are demanding that Americans ritualistically proclaim, "Islam is a religion of peace," Muslims might do their part by not killing people all the time.
Recently, the Religion of Peace suffered a PR setback when Muslims in Nigeria welcomed the Miss World beauty pageant by slaughtering Christians in the street and burning churches to the ground. At last count, more than 200 people were dead, hundreds more were injured and thousands were left without homes. Also, the Nigerian contestant's chances of winning "Miss Congeniality" were dashed.
Leaping at the one chance they had to attract positive press to their country and perhaps begin the process of dragging themselves out of the 13th century, Nigerian Muslims instead chose to hack innocent people to death with machetes in the name of Allah. Pageant officials pulled up stakes and took the show to London. At least the Christian-carving faithful can sleep at night knowing they've secured a place for themselves in heaven alongside Mohamed Atta.
One can assume the director of the Nigerian Department of Tourism isn't too pleased. Winning the pageant site had been an uphill battle from the beginning. Some of the more closed-minded Miss World participants had already begun carping about the upcoming stoning of a Nigerian woman, in accordance with Islamic sharia law.
The president of Nigeria, Olusegun Obasanjo, tried to downplay the Muslims' murderous rampage by cheerfully explaining: "The beauty queens should not feel that they are the cause of the violence. It could happen at any time irresponsible journalism is committed against Islam." Well, that's a relief.
It seems an article in a Nigerian newspaper had mused that the Prophet Muhammad "would probably have chosen a wife" from among the Miss World contestants. This upset the practitioners of the Religion of Peace, whose polygamous prophet preferred his wives a little younger -- one was 6 years old.
They expressed their displeasure with the article by bludgeoning, stabbing and burning Christians to death. In one part of Nigeria, enforcers of the Religion of Peace commanded that Muslims kill Isioma Daniel, the authoress of the blasphemy. (Overheard at Miss World contest: "Does this make me look fatwa?")
The New York Times can't bear to think that their little darlings -- angry, violent Muslims -- could be at fault in this melee. That makes no sense because Islam is a Religion of Peace. So the Times reviewed the facts, processed it through the PC prism, and spat out the headline: "Religious Violence in Nigeria Drives Out Miss World Event." According to the Times, rampaging Muslims pouring out of mosques to kill Christians and torch churches resulted from "the tinderbox of religious passions in the country."
Islam is peaceful, but religion causes violence. Pay no attention to the fact that the most bloodthirsty cult in the 20th century was an atheistic sect known as communism. But that was not "true communism," just as Muslim terrorists are not practicing "true Islam." The ironic thing is, liberals would hate Muslims who practiced only "true Islam." Without the terrorism, Muslims would just be another group of "anti-choice" fanatics.
But these are the good Muslims -- the Mumia Muslims, not the Jerry Falwell Muslims. The police step in to try to quell violent Muslims and the Times reports this as "fighting between Christians and Muslims." Ah, the cycle of violence.
It would be as if a conservative newspaper, with no basis in fact, referred to all murderers as "environmentalists." Environmentalists Fly Planes Into World Trade Center; Environmentalists Rape Woman In Central Park.
Winning "Best in Show" was the Times' headline on an article about the Christian missionary shot dead in Lebanon by a Muslim: "Killing Underscores Enmity of Evangelists and Muslims." This is like referring to the enmity between a woman and her rapist. She hates him, he hates her. It's a cycle of violence! Except the funny thing about the Christians is, they still love the Muslims.
The Muslims' main beef with the Christians was that they "destroy the fighting spirit of the children, especially of the Palestinian youth, by teaching them not to fight the Jews, for the Palestinians to forgive the Jews and leave them Jerusalem." No new data are capable of shaking the Times' faith that Islam is a religion of peace and Christians, as a general matter, deserve to be shot.
The Times seemed to agree the Muslims had a point with the evangelical. In a news analysis, the Times said the missionaries claimed they were merely exposing people to Jesus Christ. "But," the Times charged in a "j'accuse" tone, "a somewhat more direct goal emerges amid the Web site postings." They were asking for it. (On the bright side, at least this means the Times is holding the gun innocent in this one instance.) The Christians were caught red-handed committing irresponsible Web postings against Islam.
Fortunately, Christians do not rip out people's entrails in response to irresponsible journalism committed against Christianity.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 20:05:52 (EST)
My two cents are:
The laundromats are in Maryland, but the guys who mop the floors are illegal aliens from Bogota. When your native country is trying to make you pay more than your share, you have to work all the angles.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 19:53:41 (EST)
My two cents are:
They do celebrate Thanksgiving in the Cook Islands, at least in the crynic's compound, but that's irrelevant. The laundromats are in Maryland. If they were in the Cook Islands, there would be no reason to take up citizenship there to avoid paying taxes in America.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 19:51:41 (EST)
My two cents are:
Hey, is there a slot for me?
G. Gordon Liddy
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 19:44:40 (EST)
My two cents are:
Finally, we're going to find out what the hell happened, who the hell was sleeping at which switch! Kissinger is back in the saddle!
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 19:43:09 (EST)
My two cents are:
Poindexter? The criminal? Geesh! What next, Kissinger?
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 19:16:45 (EST)
My two cents are:
Do they celebrate Thanksgiving in the Cook Islands?
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 17:41:46 (EST)
My two cents are:
Well, guess I'll let my minions out early for Thanksgiving. Hate to stick myself for an hour's pay for all six of them, but hey, it's the season! And who goes to the laundromat on Thanksgiving, anyway?
the crynic
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 17:06:50 (EST)
My two cents are:
On the eve of this Thanksgiving, I am thankful that the football coaches in Congress finally got off their ass and gave John Ashcroft the power to ride along as Glint surfs the internet. For some reason I have a feeling that this is going to make the world a little safer for confused children. And, who knows, there might be a faith-based loony bin out there with his name on it.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 16:40:30 (EST)
My two cents are:
The other "point of view", numbnuts, is the claim that Fox News, Rush Limbaugh, and The Washington Times are real news organizations interested in informing people impartially. There you have it. Gore: intelligent, well-reasoned, objective, American. Bush: stupid, tortured, slanted, Germanic. Are you going to need silver-tongue George with you every time somebody tells you about which end is up, so he can explain that it's all a lie and he really is a Democrat at heart?
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 16:26:21 (EST)
My two cents are:
I wish the president could be in on EVERY converstation, or at least General Ashcroft..... hey!
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 16:18:15 (EST)
My two cents are:
Wasn't Paul Robeson, the famous communist, a football player? Be that as it may, Pete, I want to congratulate you on your elegant, well-reasoned post. It's not often that the "archives" receive a gem like that one, plopping down from above.
.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 16:15:57 (EST)
My two cents are:
Of course, 12:56:53, and some football players too. These true Americans sure ebat any treasonous lying liberal Marxist communist that is usually foisted upon the unsuspecting public by the demonrats.
doink
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 15:51:17 (EST)
My two cents are:
Gore's pretty smart. His comments about the media are hard to refute. I kind of wish the president had been in on the conversation just so I could hear the other point of view.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 14:54:03 (EST)
My two cents are:
If that spear-chucker gets on the ticket, the big tent will become a pup tent.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 14:45:49 (EST)
My two cents are:
Novak Dismisses Kristol Speculation About A Bush-Rice Ticket In '04...developing
Next Up: Kristol Dismisses Novak Dismissal.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 14:41:06 (EST)
My two cents are:
You're right, Gore is looking fine. That interview about Fox news and the others is interesting. I didn't know he was that perceptive, or maybe thought about things like that enough to be able to explain it. Too bad the guy chunked the election and didn't win by enough to satisfy the supreme court right-wingers. We probably wouldn't be in this economic slide, and we surely wouldn't be balled up in this jingo Get Iran crap.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 14:38:10 (EST)
My two cents are:
Gore looks pretty good. Better than anything else that has popped up, and sure as hell better than the administration crooks. Guess I'll climb on the Gore bandwagon for now, throw my support to the big boy. If any troglodytes have anything substantive to say about him, I'll be happy to correct you.
.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 14:34:20 (EST)
My two cents are:
For now, Mr. Gore can only attempt to explain what motivates the ceaseless lampooning he continues to face from America�s columnists and commentators. "That�s postmodernism," he offered. "It�s the combination of narcissism and nihilism that really defines postmodernism, and that�s another interview for another time, if you�re interested in it.
Wha...? Sounds like he's been taking lessons from Pete.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 14:32:11 (EST)
My two cents are:
Al Gore attacks FOX NEWS, Rush Limbaugh and the WASHINGTON TIMES... developing
What, he didn't take on mom's apple pie and Old Glory, too?
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 14:25:08 (EST)
My two cents are:
Trust me. It's weak.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 14:21:26 (EST)
My two cents are:
How do you know the centered stuff is weak if you don't read it?
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 14:21:00 (EST)
My two cents are:
Probably some guy who wants to be governed by doughnut-dunking Methodist football coaches.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 14:00:26 (EST)
My two cents are:
Duh, the centered stuff is always weak. Who do you think posts it, Captain Brainiac?
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 13:59:18 (EST)
My two cents are:
Say what you will about Reagan, at least he wasn't a coward like Snippy. He was a coward like some guy in a movie, same as with any of his traits.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 13:58:24 (EST)
My two cents are:
Yo, dude, you're confused. It doesn't work that way! We don't say the weak stuff is always centered, we say the centered stuff is always weak. The left-justified stuff is sometimes weak, sometimes strong. Are you starting to catch on? If you need more help, just call.
Captain Patient-With-Morons
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 13:56:26 (EST)
My two cents are:
If you ask me this entire page is emarginated weak stuff. How do the margins differ again between the weak and the strong stuff? Is the good stuff LEFT justified and the weak stuff CENTERED? Please give us the bottom line, wouldja?
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 13:49:53 (EST)
My two cents are:
It's just precious that someone says Snippy wrote a book.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 13:48:20 (EST)
My two cents are:
Bush must be pro-American. He's wearing one of those plastic flags on his lapel.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 13:39:27 (EST)
My two cents are:
The Service Guys are making sure the turkey doesn't try to peck him and send him running to Omaha Command Center Bunkers when he should be delivering the National Thanks on Hee-Haw.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 13:36:41 (EST)
My two cents are:
I don't think those emarginated things are ever by anyone with an amazon.com rating much over about 100,000. I don't even want a summary. Probably by Tammy Faye Bakker.
.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 13:34:48 (EST)
My two cents are:
"Sold many books lately, Al?"
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 13:34:30 (EST)
My two cents are:
If anyone reads the emarginated weak font stuff, please post a summary! Is it one of those "I'm thankful for God, guts, and glory" screeds from some right-wing Grantland Rice? Give us the bottom line!
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 13:32:37 (EST)
My two cents are:
A sophisticated state sends retire song and dance men like George Murphy to Washington, not some silly football player. We even sent a B-movie actor who confused movies he'd seen with his own experiences, and whose best work was a supporting role for a chimpanzee.
No Rube
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 13:28:49 (EST)
My two cents are:
Hope everyone has a HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Remember to give thanks for all you have, and those awful things you no longer have to endure.
Glint
Giving thanks for no more Clinton
One day in 1998, I was invited to have an off-the-record
chat with an important staff person on the Clinton
administration's National Security Council. We met, at the
important person's suggestion, at the important person's
important club, where the major domo was kind enough to
lend me a tie. We sat in important old chairs and drank
important old whiskey and had a made-for-TV version of an
important old Washington conversation--the personage from
the White House setting me right, one important man to
another, on the real and complex forces at work behind our
government's seemingly mindless, but actually deep and
subtle and clever, actions. And me trying to nod in a way
that suggested a fine blend of Kissingerian cunning and
Lippmannesque wisdom, which is hard to do in a borrowed
tie.
The whole experience was terrific fun, although I never
could shake the feeling that it was all a mistake--that I
was supposed to be someone else entirely, someone who
actually mattered, Tom Friedman or Bob Woodward probably.
Right up to the end, I half-expected the important person
to suddenly say, with a mildly puzzled smile, ``You know,
you're a damned sight better looking on television, Bob."
At any rate, the encounter ended in a perfect straight-to-
video moment, the two of us men of import standing on the
corner, in a drizzle, backlit by a street lamp, having that
cinematically crucial last word. It seemed to be my line,
so I said something about how things didn't seem to be
working too well with the Iraq policy. I can't remember at
which point of collapse the Clinton approach was precisely
at that week, whether Saddam had actually gotten around to
throwing out the U.N. weapons inspectors or was still
enjoying the long defiance and humiliation of an impotent
America too much to bid that last goodbye--but it doesn't
really matter.
The important person leaned forward, his eyes even more
than usually ablaze with deep and subtle and clever
thoughts, and he said, in a confiding demi-whisper: No, you
don't understand. As long as Saddam behaves like this, the
U.N. sanctions will stay in effect, and as long as the
sanctions stay in effect, Saddam will stay weak. If Saddam
obeys the U.N. mandates, then the sanctions will disappear,
and he will become strong again. We've got him just where
we want him.
This Thanksgiving, I am thankful that this person, and all
the other deep and subtle and clever people of the Clinton
White House, and all the thoughts they thought, and all the
damage they wrought, are history. Or to be more precise, I
am thankful that we live in a reality defined by the actual
consequences of policies, rather than what columnists and
correspondents and editors can be gulled into thinking are
consequences--gulled at least for long enough to skate
through that day's news cycle and this season's electoral
cycle.
Liberals, in the Democratic Party and in their media and
academic institutional bases, persist in seeing the
accruing foreign policy triumphs of the Bush administration
as accidents of history occurring within an aberration of
history. This could not be more basically wrong. The
accidents, and the larger aberration, belonged to the years
this administration has led us out of, the long years of
suspension of disbelief that comprised Clinton foreign
policy in practice.
This was a policy accidental at its core--essentially, ad
hoc reaction to, and street-corner justification of,
actions that simply happened as they happened, under the
management (well, more like stage-management) of president
whose only enduring belief was that nothing was true but
that poll ratings made it so.
But some things are actually true. It is true that Iraq,
during the Clinton years, waged a war of attrition against
the United States, massively violated the cease-fire it
agreed to in 1991 and a long series of U.N. resolutions,
almost daily firing on warplanes assigned to patrol the
peace, even going so far as to attempt the assassination of
an American president. And it is true that Clinton pretty
much let Iraq get away with all of this, and ultimately
walked away from all of this. And it is true that men like
Osama bin Laden saw in Clinton's great aberrational
abdication of American responsibility a wonderful shining
hope: With just a bit more of a push, just one really big
murder, America the paper tiger could be induced to walk
away from all of the Middle East.
But, as it turned out, this last bit wasn't true at all.
There are some things that no amount of wishing, and no
amount of deep and subtle and clever dreaming, can make
true. For which I am thankful.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 13:26:27 (EST)
My two cents are:
Any man who has proved himself on the gridiron can represent a rube district in a midwestern state just fine. End of story.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 13:23:44 (EST)
My two cents are:
Me, I used to slice up the Jell-O salid with Tom in the basement of the Methodist church back in my sunrise years. There was a straight shooter, a man who any pig farmer from Lincoln to the Colorado line will tell you never told a lie or broke any of the 14 Rules of Moose in his whole adult life, practically. I say we need more like him in Washington, cut these here taxes that is breaking our backs and send more of these outlaw Negroes to the electric chair. Tom would have my vote, if I had stuck in my home state.
Jeeter Milligan
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 13:21:39 (EST)
My two cents are:
Happy 60th birthday to Jimmy Hendrix!
wonder what he looks like today
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 13:21:03 (EST)
My two cents are:
"President Bush Pardons Turkey"
Bush pardons Gore?
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 13:17:59 (EST)
My two cents are:
Tom Osborne may not have a very high Amazon.com rating, but most of the rubes in Nebraska think he's a straight shooter. For my money, any local football coach who can win the love and support of the majority of clodhoppers in a cornbelt state is the kind of guy we need more of.
L.G.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 13:14:38 (EST)
My two cents are:
I used to gobble cupcakes with Myrt under the hoods at Millie's Hair 'n' Nails. She is one cool gal, straight as me under the influence of the neighborhood hermaphrodite scamp, and honest? Honorable? Let me tell you, she never took a single cupcake over what was hers, and always paid her share of the perm price before sending the rest offshore. Just the kind of ignorant old fishwife we need more of in Washington. (1/3)
Glint
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 13:12:15 (EST)
My two cents are:
Glint's right! I think his auntie Myrt would make a great congressman too!
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 13:08:33 (EST)
My two cents are:
You know which time Friday's thriller comes on the tube? Pete? (01)
Glint
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 13:06:37 (EST)
My two cents are:
Tom Osborne's one cool and normal regular fellow. A straight shooter. Honest an honorable. The kind of fellow we need more of in Washington. I used to gobble donuts and drink coffee with him in my younger years between services at the Methodist church in Lincoln. (01)
Glint
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 12:57:29 (EST)
My two cents are:
Did Nebraska really turn a football coach into a congressman? Jesus H. Rubes.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 12:56:53 (EST)
My two cents are:
I've got a great collection of spurt jpegs, right next to the directory with the Phillipino bi-sexuals. Almost as good as having my neighbor's son right here in the observatory with me.
Dr. J
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 12:54:33 (EST)
My two cents are:
Sure, but sell-out football crowds really matter in a state where Carhenge and the Bone Cabin sell out all the time. The siamese twins trailer at the State Fair always has a line all the way down the fairway and back, if you want to know the truth. What else are people going to do? Go out in the cornfield and adjust the feed horn on the satellite dish?
.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 12:52:45 (EST)
My two cents are:
The illustrations were provided by Saleam Diyraney, by the way. His magnificent illustrations were so powerful, so moving. They remind me of the geysers at Yellowstone.
Dr. J
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 12:52:12 (EST)
My two cents are:
I sure wish I could suck the juices out of a certain budding heraphro, and it doesn't even have a book out!
Dr. J
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 12:49:56 (EST)
My two cents are:
All-time, the Huskers are 339-99-13 at home.
Friday's game will be the 256th consecutive sellout at Memorial Stadium, an NCAA-record streak that started Nov. 3, 1962, when 36,501 fans attended a homecoming game against Missouri. Home attendance has averaged more than 75,000 during the past 29 years.
It was in 1962 that the numbers began piling up, the year coach Bob Devaney began building a dynasty that would eventually produce five national championships, two by his teams in the '70s and three by Tom Osborne's in the '90s.
When Osborne recently was asked about the sudden decline of the Huskers, the U.S. Congressman was succinct. "Hey," he said, "for 40 years, we've been defying gravity."
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 12:49:19 (EST)
My two cents are:
I don't care what all you doubting Glurps say, L.G.'s discovery that amazon.com standing dictates the value of any living thing has certainly simplified my life. And to think they used to say that the Bible was number one best-seller. Old Ezekiel couldn't buy a soup bone in this man's race.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 12:47:45 (EST)
My two cents are:
"Al Jism Albachari" (by Nicola Nahed, Ellie Nahed and Saleam Diyraney) is unranked and out of print over at amazon.com.
Dr. J
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 12:47:25 (EST)
My two cents are:
"Let Freedom Ring: Winning the War of Liberty over Liberalism" by Sean Hannity - ranked 35.
Hannity whups Liberal Algore in bookstores!
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 12:44:12 (EST)
My two cents are:
Gore doesn't stand a chance if he falls below Bush at 75,234. On the other hand, as it stands today, Plato would kick Jerry Falwell's ass in all 48 states plus Alaska and Hawaii. Of course when you get fancy like L.G. and factor in the time element, the publications dates, Plato would kick everybody's ass. Will somebody please look up Mein Kampf and Dear Abby to see if either of those authors stand a chance against Bush in 2004? Oliver North would kick his ass but is probably too patriotic to go against the wishes of a majority of supreme court justices.
.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 12:44:08 (EST)
My two cents are:
"Seeing in the Dark: How Backyard Stargazers Are Probing Deep Space and Guarding Earth from Interplanetary Peril"
by Timothy Ferris - ranked 843.
Amateur Astronomy > Al Gassbaggery
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 12:41:32 (EST)
My two cents are:
What it means is that America is through with Algore. The unfortunate flip side of that however, is that Algore isn't through with America yet.
John Q. Public
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 12:38:02 (EST)
My two cents are:
Wow, that proves that Gore is smarter than Bush, doesn't it.
Liberal's seeing eye dog
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 12:36:28 (EST)
My two cents are:
"A Charge to Keep," written by a sitting Governor and published two years ago, isn't pulling in as many buyers today as "The Spirit of Family," written by a former Vice President of the US of A and published two weeks ago.
imagine that!
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 12:35:19 (EST)
My two cents are:
Just imagine, one of these day we'll be able to not buy the Clintons' books.
consumers
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 12:25:12 (EST)
My two cents are:
"War and Peace" by Leo Tolstoy, First published in 1894. Amazing staying power. "The Spirit of Family" by Algore and Titter, published November 12, 2002 (about two weeks ago). Falling like a rock.
PRICELESS
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 12:15:07 (EST)
My two cents are:
You can say that again! L.G. has really simplified civics for the modern man or woman with little time to spare! Simply search Amazon.com for books ghost-written for a politician, and learn how they stack up. Makes voting as easy as pie!
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 12:13:59 (EST)
My two cents are:
Our Mission and Our Moment: President George W. Bush's Address to The Nation Before a Joint Session of Congress, September 20, 2001
by George W. Bush (Contributor), Mike Gerson
Amazon.com Sales Rank: 75,234
This evaluation by Amazon sales is great! You hardly have to think!
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 12:11:18 (EST)
My two cents are:
A Charge to Keep
by George W. Bush, Karen Hughes
Amazon.com Sales Rank: 22,596
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 12:06:40 (EST)
My two cents are:
Twenty-Five of the Greatest Sermons Ever
Preached
by Jerry Falwell
Amazon.com Sales Rank: 1,390,377
Poor sap isn't any better than Plato
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 12:02:16 (EST)
My two cents are:
The Last Days of Socrates:
Euthyphro/Apology/Crito/Phaedo (Penguin
Classics)
by Plato
Amazon.com Sales Rank: 36,550
No wonder he hides in a cave
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 11:58:11 (EST)
My two cents are:
Confessions
by St. Augustine,
Amazon.com Sales Rank: 57,222
Another sap can't rise above Coulter
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 11:55:52 (EST)
My two cents are:
The Real Jesus
by Garner Ted. Armstrong
Amazon.com Sales Rank: 1,118,455
Garner Ted, we hardly knew ye
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 11:52:52 (EST)
My two cents are:
"War and Peace" by Leo Tolstoy. Amazon.com Sales Rank: 6,645
Leo Goes Down for the Third Time
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 11:50:44 (EST)
My two cents are:
The President's two choppers pass'd overhead, outside my ofc window, heading toward the DofC. Must be returning from Camp David. They were preceeded by a pair of those twin rotor choppers, so t'were four in all. (01)
Glint
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 11:13:45 (EST)
My two cents are:
"The Spirit of Family" by Al Gore (Author), Tipper Gore (Author) - ranked 5,233
glub! glub! gurgle gurgle!!
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 11:05:53 (EST)
My two cents are:
Nice try at the stroke of 10:32:34 you imposter. Unfortunately, sales of the twin volumes penned by Algore and his full load sidekick continue to take on water today. Oh well, fat floats so they have no worries at all.
L.G.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 10:57:38 (EST)
My two cents are:
Corporate Welfare...euphemism for Fascism.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 10:49:31 (EST)
My two cents are:
"the number of high-ranking officials whose true opinion of Dim Son is that he's an utter and complete moron"
If they say this..they will be forced to resign.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 10:48:22 (EST)
My two cents are:
Poor L.G. doesn't understand that the airlines are already "nationalized" the way they want to be. Fancy word for corporate welfare.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 10:43:26 (EST)
My two cents are:
All Little Bush ever "promised" was to honor Saddam's contracts with France and Russia once we have the oil. That's a long way from promising them free oil, and is in fact no more than Saddam ever promised them. In reality, we don't intend to "share" the oil with anyone unless they pay top dollar. Why should we? We're the country whose boys will have to die to get it!
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 10:41:49 (EST)
My two cents are:
Somehow, I can't picture L.G. throbbing, in the temples or any place else. Oozing, maybe?
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 10:36:56 (EST)
My two cents are:
Our president has promised to share the oil with France and Russia. Who has Saddam ever promised to share it with?
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 10:35:20 (EST)
My two cents are:
In case your temples aren't throbbing enough today, now comes word that the airlines want to be nationalized. Can't seem to get the hang of this capitalism thing dontcha know. Make that a double, my good man.
L.G.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 10:32:34 (EST)
My two cents are:
Typical liebral logic. No mention of the fact that we will be killing them with weapons approved by the Geneva convention.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 10:32:02 (EST)
My two cents are:
Oh, we'll hit Baghdad, doncha know! We've got to stop Saddam from killing millions of people we should be killing!
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 10:22:02 (EST)
My two cents are:
Have we hit Baghdad yet? Or is the Coward-in-Chief still blowing hot air at Saddam? There's one dictator who will live to a ripe old age, thumbing his nose at the pitiful, helpless giant that Bush has made of the United States.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 10:18:30 (EST)
My two cents are:
Duck tape. It's good for what ails you, such as those pesky hemmies. Don't take our word for it, and don't take it sitting down!
paid for by citizens for duck tape use <[email protected]>
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 10:12:07 (EST)
My two cents are:
Geesh, I dreamed last night that my neighbor's sexually ambivalent teen-age son exercized the magic worm with me and I caught a load of nitrojism where the moon don't shine! No warts in my fundament!
Dr. J
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 10:05:06 (EST)
My two cents are:
Good one, 09:22:14!
Harlan St. Wolf
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 09:35:00 (EST)
My two cents are:
"That Kaufman is a lying bastard! He is a psychopath!!"
Tony Clifton
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 09:26:27 (EST)
My two cents are:
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 09:22:14 (EST)
My two cents are:
Magic spit only cums from the magic worm whose pouch contains two golden nuggets! Rise up, oh magic worm and stiffen your mighty neck! By the way, in the medical community we refer to its saliva as liquid Nytrojism. Works great on warts. Need an appointment?
Dr. J
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 09:07:04 (EST)
My two cents are:
The number of angels dancing on the head of a pin pales in comparison to the number of high-ranking officials whose true opinion of Dim Son is that he's an utter and complete moron. Well, everybody knows he is. Even the reichwingers on this board know he is. It makes them feel so uncomfortable. It makes them want to cover it up with smoke 'n mirror jismisms. I mean, really, ouchie. Owee. We do feel their pain.
Captain Patriot
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 07:24:54 (EST)
My two cents are:
Now that I think back on it, he did the sword swallowing thing while he was doing the Slim Whitman routine. He wore a cowboy hat and sang while the sword was going in. In other words, he swallowed the sword while singing like Slim Whitman. Weirdest guy I ever saw. I doubt if he got one vote for Jerry Brown. It was repulsive. Sword was easy two and a half feet long.
.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 01:15:20 (EST)
My two cents are:
Bullshit. Pete couldn't carry the crynic's douche bag.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 01:06:11 (EST)
My two cents are:
Me! I don't know that!
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 01:04:13 (EST)
My two cents are:
Is there anyone on this board who doesn't know that Crynic and Pete are the same poster?
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 23:44:57 (EST)
My two cents are:
Just tell the barber the African equivalent of "I need to have the inside of my nose shaved like I need a shotgun blast to the face." Works every time.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 23:11:52 (EST)
My two cents are:
In Africa, the barber shaves the inside of your nose with a straight razor. Probably best to skip that part if you have warts in there.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 23:10:17 (EST)
My two cents are:
There must be something like that for women with nose rings. Probably all sorts of hygienic devices for the inside of the snout.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 23:09:30 (EST)
My two cents are:
I'd have to get some sort of special curved emory board to buff the warts inside the nose.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 23:08:05 (EST)
My two cents are:
I'd hate to have to duck tape the inside of my nose.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 23:07:23 (EST)
My two cents are:
1. Focht DR III, et al. The Efficacy of Duct Tape vs. Cryotherapy in the Treatment of Verruca Vulgaris (the Common Wart). Archives of Pediatrics & Adolescent Medicine. Vol. 156 No. 10, October 2002. Available online at: http://archpedi.ama-assn.org/ issues/current/rfull/ poa20075.html. Accessed October 15, 2002.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 23:06:26 (EST)
My two cents are:
Afraid to pick my nose for fear that warts will grow in it. Got my duck tape on, though, so the danger will soon pass. You duck tape it for six days, then take the tape off at night for another month or two. You've got to buff the wart with an emory board when you take the tape off. Works about 20 percentage points better than liquid nitrogen, according to the recent study.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 23:05:50 (EST)
My two cents are:
Is the French kiss thing still running? I never get past the shotgun blast to the face. Oh, sure, sometimes the cottage cheese one starts to garble in, but just the indecipherable shouting at the beginning. Did you know that was Andy Kaufman toward the culmination of his insanity? Made himself up with fake jowels and all sorts of makeup. Made himself totally irritating. He was a strange guy. Saw him once at a Jerry Brown for Senator rally. He did a sword-swallowing routine, actually swallowed a sword, and then did a perfect rendition of some hillbilly song, in the persona of Slim Whitman. Rather here that than the stuff Glirt likes.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 23:02:52 (EST)
My two cents are:
If only I could use my magic spit on cottage cheese, french kiss blurbs to make them disappear. sigh
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 22:48:38 (EST)
My two cents are:
Hey, kid, wanna see my magic spit?
Glump
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 22:21:52 (EST)
My two cents are:
Please don't say that. I said magic spit, not cottage cheese or french kiss spit.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 22:17:15 (EST)
My two cents are:
Convincing a kid you have magic spit sounds so Glintish.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 22:11:30 (EST)
My two cents are:
First you have to convince the kid you have magic spit. Then it works.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 21:58:32 (EST)
My two cents are:
Magic works with warts, especially on kids. It's accepted in the medical wart texts. I tried to cure one in a seven year-old by burying a potato, but it didn't work. Some subject-object Western Civilization medical doctor "cured" it with liquid N.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 21:48:52 (EST)
My two cents are:
Spit. Dr. said to spit on a wart and it will disappear.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 21:36:01 (EST)
My two cents are:
On ye Oski, fight team fight. They had to carry Harry to the ferry, because Harry couldn't carry any more! Remember Brick M�ller! Go Bears! And what's this "Golden Bears" shit?
UC somewhere between '68 and '72, it's hard to remember
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 20:48:17 (EST)
My two cents are:
Last time I had a wart it was on my palm, and I was working splicing fences and laying pipe out at Moreno. That work was hard on your hands, and this wart was always fighting the calluses, doing a pretty good job at it, fighting its way through. Splicing fence, we carried a pair of slip-joint pliers and a pair of dikes, and what I'd do, I'l dig at the wart with the point of the opened dikes, trying to split the wart meat up into fibers, and I also think there was a black sort of tap root in the middle, although maybe that was just dirt. After I'd hacked it up with the dikes enough so that there was something to grab, I'd grab the fibers with the slip-joint pliers. After about nine months of this, the wart sort of laid down and died, and by the time I got to the rue Condorcet in July it was gone without a trace.
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- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 20:44:14 (EST)
My two cents are:
You guys rule!
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 20:42:56 (EST)
My two cents are:
The Golden Bears won The Big Game. Kicked "Cardinal" butt. First time since '94. Bitchin', eh?
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 20:42:29 (EST)
My two cents are:
Hey, who won that UC-Stanford game? Did we beat those smart-asses?
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 20:37:32 (EST)
My two cents are:
Nebraska, Colorado Urge Fans to Be Calm
The Associated Press
Tuesday, November 26, 2002; 5:18 PM
LINCOLN, Neb. �� Nebraska coach Frank Solich and Colorado coach Gary Barnett, along with the presidents of both universities, issued an open letter to football fans Tuesday urging them to be good sports during this week's game between the schools.
The letter said Friday's game in Lincoln is one of the most anticipated of the year.
"In recent years, however, our tradition of sportsmanship has suffered at the hands of a few fans whose behavior has not only reflected poorly on their schools, but has endangered players, coaches, officials and other fans," the letter said.
Rowdy fans have been a growing concern at college football games this year.
Last weekend violence broke out in Columbus, Ohio, following Ohio State's victory over Michigan. There also was fan trouble in Berkeley, Calif., after the California-Stanford game; in Clemson, S.C., after the Clemson-South Carolina game; and in Raleigh, N.C., after the North Carolina State-Florida State game. Also, players from both teams fought after Hawaii's 20-19 win over Cincinnati.
Last year, Colorado linebacker Drew Wahlroos said he was assaulted by five Nebraska fans following the Buffaloes' 62-36 victory over the Cornhuskers in Boulder, Colo.
� 2002 The Associated Press - Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 20:18:47 (EST)
My two cents are:
make that
www.sptimes.com/2002/10/15/Worldandnation/ Duct_tape_cures_warts.shtml
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 20:10:52 (EST)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
www.sptimes.com/2002/10/15/Worldandnation/ Duct_tape_cures_warts.shtml - 39k - Nov. 25, 2002
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 20:09:55 (EST)
My two cents are:
Try
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 20:09:12 (EST)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 20:08:31 (EST)
My two cents are:
Just read that duct tape works better on warts than liquid nitrogen. Can't remember just how to use it for wart removal. You can probably find it on the internet. Just came out about a week ago. That Compound W stuff willdo the trick. Glint probably would recommend jism.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 20:07:19 (EST)
My two cents are:
Speaking of Pete, does anyone have a good cure for warts? I got me a wart on the crook of my thumb. Most inconvenient. Just sprouted about a week ago, and now it's up to half size.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 19:49:05 (EST)
My two cents are:
Didn't Cincy win the series this year? Maybe he's talking about the off-season Pineapple League.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 19:46:59 (EST)
My two cents are:
Hmm. I figured there might be something about Cincy on Drudge because Pete's yammering about Cincy. But, nada.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 19:36:06 (EST)
My two cents are:
Yes, let's show Cincy the real Aloha spirit, my fellow islanders! I'll bring the pineapples and Pete will throw Cincy a lei!
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 19:31:16 (EST)
My two cents are:
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- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 19:29:47 (EST)
My two cents are:
I see he's talking to the voices in his head again. Cincy, eh? Sure. Sure.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 19:18:07 (EST)
My two cents are:
Speaking of Squats to Pee, here's the original Pete�.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 19:13:39 (EST)
My two cents are:
I think of it as Squats to Pee vs. Born 2 Boogie.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 19:12:35 (EST)
My two cents are:
I say, let's show Cincy the real Aloha spirit.
Pete�
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 19:10:19 (EST)
My two cents are:
Oil vs. Ice? I think of it more as Frigidity vs. Dirt That Won't Come Out.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 19:09:26 (EST)
My two cents are:
Forget about a crynic/Tom match-up. As soon as he gets wind of it, the crynic will run like a Republican president hearing about Arabs flying into the World Trade Cente.
A.J. Liebeling
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 19:07:11 (EST)
My two cents are:
The Legendary Gravitas vs. Tom from Bakersfield? Oil vs. Ice? That would be a battle royale, doncha know.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 19:05:53 (EST)
My two cents are:
I'd like to see Tom go up against L.G., not the crynic. L.G. needs someone who can wake him up by going at it asshole and elbow; he doesn't need an opponent like the crynic, who would run away and hide. That would bore and bemuse L.G. even more than life in general does already.
.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 18:59:30 (EST)
My two cents are:
I'd still love to see the crynic and Tom have it out.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 18:41:32 (EST)
My two cents are:
I hate to have to correct my old friend, supporter, and butt-boy Glint, but the courts are not in the business of "dissecting" cultures of criminal greed such as the Bush/Cheney/Enron nexus. The courts merely determine what the law is, and assure that the right people are installed in office and otherwise get their piece of the action.
Judge Kenneth Starr
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 18:35:50 (EST)
My two cents are:
Drops by? I think he's there all the time, afraid to show himself. The only way to get him to appear is to do some expert trolling, like the guy who kept saying Bush was too much of a coward to attack Saddam. Caught that crynic like a big fat crappie on a worm.
.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 18:25:51 (EST)
My two cents are:
If this crynic is such a fucking hotshot, why is it the liberals all seem to lick their chops whenever he drops by?
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 18:07:50 (EST)
My two cents are:
Does this mean we get to gas them instead?
the white rabbit
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 18:02:11 (EST)
My two cents are:
You guys will all see! You'll all be sneering out of the other side of your face when George Bush becomes a big war hero! Even a rabbit will stand and fight when he's cornered! We said we would keep Saddam from gassing his own people and by god we will, as long as I have nothing to lose and the demonrats don't close down the offshore money laundries.
the crynac
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 17:45:33 (EST)
My two cents are:
Oh, goodness, it's the gauntlet! Thrown right down there in front of me by Mister Pinky! I'm shaking in my boots!
Saddam
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 17:42:01 (EST)
My two cents are:
The brave crynic is the one who rants about liberals being tree huggers and calling Bush a war monger. I believe the brave crynic is not afraid of these liberals. I think he just forgets where he saw them hugging trees and heard them call Bush a war monger. That's why it's always a little disconcerting when he comes on to this page and acts like these things happened here. He's probably a busy man. He's probably the one who is proud to have a job unlike some liberals he heard of who don't have jobs.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 17:34:29 (EST)
My two cents are:
To give the Republicans their due, there are several of them who have served in the military without deserting. Not every one of them is a Cheney, or Lott, or Gingrich, or Hyde, or Bush, or DeLay, of Gramm, or Scalia.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 17:30:55 (EST)
My two cents are:
Look, this discussion isn't about the crynic's cowardice, which is a thing of the past and no longer relevant. So get off the crynic's back so you don't add to the weight on whatever back he's riding now. This discussion should be about the president's cowardly ways, hiding behind Condaleeza's skirts and sniping at Saddam with his mouth. I'm offering even money to anyone who will bet that Bush will ever be more than a big-mouthed annoyance to Saddam Hussein, an all-around better man. The guy is all guff and no guts. Typical Republican coward.
.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 17:28:04 (EST)
My two cents are:
So the crynic thinks one of the two crynics is brave?
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 17:23:27 (EST)
My two cents are:
Don't be so harsh on the crynic. Look at his idol snippy-- a coward who pretends to want war, a man of compassion who doesn't care about anyone but a few golfing buddies, a man who claims to want to improve the economy but in reality is content simply to loot it. With a role model like this, how is a cowardly draft-dodging sap like the crynic going to avoid being a little schizoid?
.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 17:21:49 (EST)
My two cents are:
So tell me tiny . Make up your shallow mind. Is the crynic a cowardly draft dodger as you say, or is the crynic brave, as you say? We, who didn't just fall off a potato truck are confused. Please help us.
the crynic
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 17:18:02 (EST)
My two cents are:
Wake up, the crynic. The Republicans haven't won any wars since they were liberals. The Spanish-American war doesn't count because it was little more than this Afghanistan think-- like holding a sack under a candy machine spout. We all understand how greatful you must be to Nixon for ending the draft and getting your ass out of danger, but his contribution was to prolong that war and support it from the sidelines like any good Republican, rather than fighting it from a cold start.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 17:17:38 (EST)
My two cents are:
They all sign of in lower case, a la e.e. cummings, but without the talent.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 17:08:36 (EST)
My two cents are:
Well, one of the crynics, perhaps the first one, never married but sired two daughters. The other one's wife died young. Plus, there was another the crynic who used to post on another page, but he lacked to gruffness of the maritime the crynic and might have been real.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 17:07:32 (EST)
My two cents are:
My apologies to you, House of Mute. If you say you didn't just
fall off the potato truck, then it must be true. Your posts just sound like you did. Sorry.
the crynic
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 17:05:15 (EST)
My two cents are:
I'm surprised that a coward like the crynic would be confident enough to show up here. Maybe he figures that if he doesn't defend the Coward in Chief Ashcroft might not excuse him for all the beaver pictures on his hard drive.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 17:04:07 (EST)
My two cents are:
Let's vote. How many made up characters should each poster be allowed to have? I'll put the results into the FAQs.
Harl
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 17:03:04 (EST)
My two cents are:
That's very brave, crynic, to claim that it wasn't you. And the dog probably ate it, too, right? You draft-dodging coward.
.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 17:00:11 (EST)
My two cents are:
So, the crynic is TWO made up characters? One a real made-up character and the other a plagiarized made up character? I see.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 16:54:06 (EST)
My two cents are:
Come on, Mr. Meat. You can't judge Bush by the actions of his father or his own desertion over 30 years ago. I say there is a good chance that Bush will send in ground troops. After all, he's not going to have to go, and he doesn't have any sons. A lot of wars and sneak attacks have been the work of cowards, and there is no reason why Bush won't come up to the mark. Either way, although the crynic dodged the draft, he did bone up on maritime policy, so his opinions are worth something. Mellow out, guy.
.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 16:53:20 (EST)
My two cents are:
I say we've got to look beyond Saddam, look at the Big Picture. Okay, we're probably going to have to kill off about 20% of the world's population, say a billion Muslims. And yet, i keep reading how barbaric Saddam is to his OWN people. Like, he brutally killed 15 MUSLIM women. Or, he killed his own MUSLIM brother-in-law. Or, he used nerve gas on MUSLIM Iranians. Hey, do the math, stupid! If Saddam keeps killing MUSLIMS, that means less work for us. Let him take the PR hit. Duh!
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 16:52:55 (EST)
My two cents are:
Good memory, Anonymous. You're quoting a plagiarizer who posted as me for a few weeks, but good memory nonetheless.
the crynic
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 16:49:47 (EST)
My two cents are:
You are so wrong, the crynic. I've shouted for war against Saddam ever since Big Bush let him go back in '92 or so. Do you think I'm going to believe that this little wimp is going to invade Iraq? The guy who deserted from the Air National Guard at the height of the Viet Nam war? Come on, mac, I didn't just fall off the potato wagon. This Bush is all talk, no fight, at least on the ground. Sure, he might sling some bombs around, kill a few camels, but he isn't going to fight Saddam. Saddam might fight back. One thing a coward like Bush won't do is attack someone who might fight back. By the way, you, as a card-carrying draft dodger, should keep your beak shut about it.
House of Meat
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 16:48:46 (EST)
My two cents are:
But, to be fair, i don't think it was any of the demonrat spinmeisters on THIS page who did any of that, crynic. But some demonrat somewhere probably did.
Harl
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 16:44:02 (EST)
My two cents are:
Easy, Harlan. The crynic is not real. It's just a gruff. over the top character that was created by some recluse.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 16:42:33 (EST)
My two cents are:
I'm with you, captain!
Harlan St. Wolf
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 16:36:59 (EST)
My two cents are:
You demonrat spinmeisters make me sick. GWB throws down the gauntlet to Saddam and you lily livered limp wrists cry "war monger, war monger". Saddam complies and allows the inspectors in and now you crybabies whine because there might not be the war you were shitting in your diapers over. Be patient little sheep! Saddam will lie, cover up, and throw the inspectors out once again - - and then you will have the war that you want or don't want. You are the enemies of America.
the crynic
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 16:34:30 (EST)
My two cents are:
I still think the prosecutor has to be a Demonrat, just to avoid the appearance of a whitewash.
Harl
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 15:53:24 (EST)
My two cents are:
That's right, NO POLITICS. A fair and open investigation along the lines of Whitewater!
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 15:49:57 (EST)
My two cents are:
Q: How do you get a criminal pederast to laugh on Monday? A: Tell him a joke on Friday!
Dr. J
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 15:47:32 (EST)
My two cents are:
What's the deal here? All of a sudden Dr. J became funny!
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 15:46:10 (EST)
My two cents are:
Guy walks into a bar and says, "I sure would like to get a taste of the masculine ejaculate of my neighbor's sexually ambiguous teen-age son." The bartender growls, "see those two big guys on your left and the huge guy on your right and the big guy over there in the corner? They all have sexually ambiguous teen-age sons, and I have two of them myself!"
Dr. J
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 15:45:26 (EST)
My two cents are:
After killing all those camels and the wedding party, this Saddam character is going to be a cinch... or maybe not.
No-balls Bush
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 15:42:01 (EST)
My two cents are:
Speak loudly and chicken out when it's time to use a big stick.
Coward-in-Chief Bush
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 15:40:29 (EST)
My two cents are:
I'm gonna count to three, Saddam, and then you're gonna get it! One... two... two and a half... two and three-quarters... two and thirteen sixteenths....
Coward-in-Chief Bush
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 15:39:00 (EST)
My two cents are:
I dreamed I was wrassling with my neigbor's sexually ambiguous 15-year-old son Brian and when I woke up my wife had spilled a bottle of Oil of Olay in my face.
Dr. J
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 15:36:02 (EST)
My two cents are:
By all means, let's get to the bottom of this Enron/Harkin/Halliburton thing right now, without involving politics in it!
Glint
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 14:49:39 (EST)
My two cents are:
I would have attacked Saddam, except that I didn't want to go against the wishes of my friends in the United Nations.
el presidente
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 14:47:43 (EST)
My two cents are:
Watch the bandy-legged little guy find an excuse to weasel out of it. One acquiescense to the community of nations coming up!
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 14:46:47 (EST)
My two cents are:
Ten points for Glurg if there's a war on Iraq. That's getting a little close to reality for Little George! No war on Iraq, mark my words. The GOP ain't got the cochonays.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 14:43:30 (EST)
My two cents are:
I dreamed I swallowed Brian's huge load, and when I woke up my pillow was gone.
Dr. J.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 14:40:47 (EST)
My two cents are:
Condoms. Prophylactic condoms, that is.
Dr. J
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 14:39:53 (EST)
My two cents are:
A guy walks in a bar and asks the bartinder, "Do you sell prophylactic concoms here?"
the bartender replies, "Sure do."
"How much do they cost?"
"They're different prices for the different styles. Look in the display case, pick out the one you want and come back and let me know which one and I'll give you a price."
So the guy looks down and picks out a hot pink one with black poke-a-dots. He asks the bartender how much?
"That will be $1.15 plus tax."
"I don't need the tacks! It'll stay on all by itself."
Dr. J
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 14:38:58 (EST)
My two cents are:
Is 14:29 and these others old Glurp hiding? If it is, I'll try to clue my pal Glurg in, seems his mind is wandering out amongst the stumps. Nobody got burned hands on Enron yet except the CFO, the California rate-payer, people invested in the stock market, and anyone who trusted Enron and its subsidiary the Republican Party. So far so good. As for politics tainting "investigatory efforts" with politics, what do you think about the deal Ashcroft cut with MicroSoft? Does that warm the cockles of your snot-crusted little heart, Glint? Beware, for that's what happens when politics is excised from the system and an administration proceeds on the base of truth, beauty, and justice.
.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 14:38:44 (EST)
My two cents are:
Q: How does one recycle a used prophylactic?
A: Turn it inside-out and shake dry.
Dr. J
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 14:34:05 (EST)
My two cents are:
The campaign was about the war on Iraq, Glurt. Wag the Dog, remember. The problem is though, there will be no war on Iraq. This administration is full of Republicans, who don't have the balls for war. The very president deserted his unit during wartime, and the rest of them hid from conscription. No war on Iraq. It's going to be hard to rattle that sabre for two years, don't you think? Might get a little old, even in warlike Nebraska? Geesh, maybe wag the dog isn't a productive policy for a Republican. We'll just have to wait and see.
.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 14:31:33 (EST)
My two cents are:
I don't mean to speak for anybody else, but it seems like a matter that is custom made for the courts to dissect. Best not to taint the investigatory efforts with politics. As we saw in 2002, the hands on approach of the Democrats was good for one thing. Burned hands.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 14:29:05 (EST)
My two cents are:
Poor DimboCRAPS. You just don't understand that rabid special prosecutors are for guilty people, like Clinton. There is no reason to set a special prosecutor on innocents like Bush and Cheney. Waste of money. Money that would be better spent collecting secret dossiers on the buying habits, library chec-out lists, and and movie rentals of American citizens.
Typical idiot DumboCRAPS
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 14:27:17 (EST)
My two cents are:
I say it's in the interest of the GOP to keep Halliburton and Harkin on the front burner and MAKE it a campaign issue next time around. A full investigation is what's required to kill the Democratic Party once and for all time! Are you with me, Glint, my brother?
Harl
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 14:25:03 (EST)
My two cents are:
That's because Enron, Worldcom, Martha Stewart, et al are criminal, not political, issues. That is why attempting to smear with the broad brush of criminal malfeasance at the executive level was destined to fall on the voters' deaf ears.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 14:23:34 (EST)
My two cents are:
So, in other words the "Enron dividend" never materialized as a campaign issue as some had hoped. Knew it all along.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 14:20:09 (EST)
My two cents are:
So, what are the fundamental troglodyte beliefs? What I get from you is: it's OK to lie, cheat, and steal. It's all right to manipulate markets illegally, to the detriment of everyone involved but a few insiders. It's OK to invite criminal corporate touts to secretly collaborate with you on establishing public policy to enrich a few insiders at the expense of the citizenry. Let's let that cover your take for now on Enron and on Cheney's performance at Halliburton. Then, of course, there is you fundamental belief that your "specialty", if performed for the gratification of a politician you don't like is terrible, awful, nasty, and grounds for impeachment. You are a majestic and Christian people, troglodytes, and you will get your reward at the trough. I wouldn't wait for on in heaven, if I were you.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 14:15:53 (EST)
My two cents are:
So in other words, Enron is paraplegic.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 14:13:36 (EST)
My two cents are:
Well spoken, Harl. I think that's what Glint has been trying to say all along.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 14:13:34 (EST)
My two cents are:
I agree, Glint. These liberals are all talk. I'm with you. I say, let them investigate the President and Vice President. Let them have a $20 million go at Halliburton and Harken. Heck, let them appoint some liberal zealot of a special prosecutor. They won't find a thing. President Bush and Dick Cheney are clean. After the report comes in, it will be the Democrats with egg on their faces and we will rule for 40 years just like they did. There's no there there, as one of my guardians used to say! Go for it, liberals! See what you can find! HA!
Harlan St. Wolf
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 14:12:21 (EST)
My two cents are:
Yeah, get a clue. Enron has been raised to the level of a branch of government. Says so at 14:08:40.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 14:12:04 (EST)
My two cents are:
Enron's not a scandal? Does that mean we can stop blaming it on the VRWC?
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 14:10:25 (EST)
My two cents are:
One night on a recent business trip I walked into a bar and saw a sign that said, "Cheese sandwich, $4; chicken sandwich, $5; handjob, $20." So I turned to the barmaid and asked, "Are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
She said, "Yeah." So I say, "Then go wash your hands. I want a cheese sandwich."
Dr. J
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 14:08:49 (EST)
My two cents are:
Scandal? That's the problem with you nouveau-troglodytes-- you think the management of the commonweal is about scandal. Enron isn't a scandal, it's a transfer name for malfeasance in government. It's not a scandal to be one of the sheisters who put the stock markets on the skids, but it is bad management. You've got to learn to look past People Magazine and the Coulter Tapes. It isn't about sex, you see, it's about fundamental beliefs or the lack of them.
.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 14:08:40 (EST)
My two cents are:
This page has way too many serious postings. So one sperm says to the other sperm, "How far is it to the ovary?"
The other sperm says, "Relax. We haven't even passed the tonsils yet."
Dr. J
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 13:58:57 (EST)
My two cents are:
Has Cheney resigned yet? That Haliburton sure was his Achilles heel. Woah nelly! He got $20M but didn't see that big boat anchor tied to it and down he went. How is the veep's polling these days? Anyone? And what about Bush? Did you see that NYT poll that said Bush's approval ratings was at a FIVE YEAR LOW? (see http://www.commondreams.org/views01/0702-05.htm) No wait - that poll was from July 2....2001.
July 2, 2001
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 13:46:23 (EST)
My two cents are:
Anybody have today's Enron figures in yet? Has the defense lost yards? Are we looking to kick a field goal in 2004 instead of a touchdown drive in 2002? Is there a fallback plan for a Hail Mary in 2008? Maybe the party is pinning its hopes that an even bigger scandal will explode. A scandal without the blow back (or was it a blow out) that Enron had. How about Worldcom, will that hurt Republians or just Martha Stewart?
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 13:37:41 (EST)
My two cents are:
"Joined at the Heart" by Al Gore (Author), Tipper Gore (Author) - #1,414 *** "The Spirit of Family" by Al Gore (Author), Tipper Gore (Author) - #1,923 *** "Slander" by Ann H. Coulter, - #92.
Amazon.com Sales Rankings for Nov. 26, 2002
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 13:28:19 (EST)
My two cents are:
You're absolutely right - Gore needs HELP! Got to bump those negative numbers up a few notches. Does anybody got Monica's cell #?
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 13:22:19 (EST)
My two cents are:
Things look bad for Gore. And it's only two years until the election!
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 13:06:01 (EST)
My two cents are:
"Joined at the Heart" my ass. Based on their performance at the Democrat convention it was more like joined at the tonsils.
behold a true family man
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 12:51:38 (EST)
My two cents are:
...In a measure of additional concern for Democrats, Al Gore, who is the best-known Democrat who might run for
president in 2004, is viewed unfavorably today by a ratio of almost two to one, despite a weeklong bath of favorable
publicity that accompanied his national tour promoting two new books about the American family.
Nearly two-thirds of all respondents, including just over 50 percent of Democrats, said that Mr. Gore should step
aside and allow someone else to run against Mr. Bush.
So far, that appears not to be the case. Just 19 percent said they held a favorable view of the former vice
president, compared with 43 percent who had an unfavorable view. The unfavorable rating is among his worst since The
New York Times/CBS News Poll began asking the question about him in 1987.
The poll found Mr. Bush has a 65 percent job approval rating [without having had resort to the OOBJ!]....
New NYT poll (those lyin' Liberals!)
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 12:50:04 (EST)
My two cents are:
Thanks Barbra. You fell for that "old Shakespear" crock again?
bwahahahaha
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 02:49:26 (EST)
My two cents are:
"Beware the leader who bangs the drums of war in order to whip the citizenry into a patriotic fervor, for patriotism is indeed a double-edged sword. It both emboldens the blood, just as it narrows the mind. And when the drums of war have reached a fever pitch and the blood boils with hate and the mind has closed,
the leader will have no need in seizing the rights of the citizenry. Rather, the citizenry, infused with fear and blinded by patriotism, will offer up all of their rights unto the leader and gladly so.
How do I know? For this is what I have done. And I am Caesar."
aka george the smirking chimp
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 23:36:34 (EST)
My two cents are:
Being smart is overrated. I'm smarter than all of you put together, and it ain't no big deal. Smart and three bucks will buy you a small cup of joe at Starbucks.
House of Meat
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 22:36:20 (EST)
My two cents are:
they are hard on Gore because they know they are way stupider than Gore is. It must be so painful for the stupids. The many stupids. The stupids who are so stupid they can't tell that they are. Yes, that's right, you right there who are desperately trying to think up a rejoinder. Stop now. Take up your thesaurus. Oops, first look up in the dictionary: "thesaurus." Now look up: "rejoinder." That's right. There you go.
universal higher education doesn't work for jismheads
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 22:28:08 (EST)
My two cents are:
"Nattering nabobs of negativism"? That kinda fancy-shmancy? Oy, we don't like those people who're smarter than we are. Makes us look bad. We can be selected resident, too. So there.
Gentleman C
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 22:22:30 (EST)
My two cents are:
You're right, of course. No sense calling the personage-using fucker hebetudinous when stupid describes him nicely.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 22:20:12 (EST)
My two cents are:
Think some posters are being a bit hard on Gore in regards to his book(s). Give the guy a break. Maybe his books would be higher on the list if he were hawking them daily on TV/radio. You know, like neanderthal hairline guy Hannity does.
gnat
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 22:15:40 (EST)
My two cents are:
I agree with the dude down there who complains about the fancy-schmancy words. I got nothing but a big fat harrumpf for people who express themselves well. It shows they are just learning a bunch of high-class language and then modeling the message to fit it. Sh*t, if I knew words and grammar and stuff I could do the same thing, I could be as well-spoken, as glib as anyone. But I prefer to put my energy into high-class thinking and leave the fancy crap to the creeps and goobers.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 21:38:56 (EST)
My two cents are:
So, correct me if this is my mistake, but it looks like we have someone who thinks that L.G. is a "person?" Yo, someone, check your dictionary. Numb, pathetic asshole.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 21:31:48 (EST)
My two cents are:
Appears we have our very own brand of terrorists. Terrorizing with identity theft schemes.
gnat
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 20:52:56 (EST)
My two cents are:
It didn't occur to you to use the word "person" instead of "personage" in that sentence? The way this is supposed to work is, you have a thought and then find the words needed to express it. Half you fuckers decide on the words you want to use and then proceed to string them together in a way that you think will impress the other fuckers.
I hope you second set of fuckers are impressed because I'm not.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 20:09:34 (EST)
My two cents are:
L.G. is the dry, world-weary witty personage who sometimes dons a gruff yet naive conservative persona to become the crynic. I find it amazing that two such opposite personality types could be "played" by a single person, but there it is. Will the real Mr. Numbnuts please stand up?
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 19:02:54 (EST)
My two cents are:
Haven't I made it clear that 99% of the use of "stun" and its variants is unwelcome hyperbole?
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 18:37:23 (EST)
My two cents are:
Holy Hell News Service, Nov 19, 2002 A.D.: In an announcement that stunned the Heavens, God today declared that, after untold billions of years in charge of the Universe, He would step down and name, in His place, George W. Bush as �God II,� or alternately, The Bush.
In His resignation speech, God stated that He was particularly impressed with the way The Bush, along with Archangel (and top political advisor) Karl Rove, had moved Heaven and Earth in order to get Republicans elected.
wonder in aliceland
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 17:00:12 (EST)
My two cents are:
L.G. is really making his/her mark on this page with all the acrid commentary on his betters. Think Ambrose Bierce. Think Mark Twain. Now, think L.G. and try not to laugh too loud.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 16:38:35 (EST)
My two cents are:
It's about the L.G. affectation of boredom, Slim. The poor homosexual is seething inside. He is still furious at Al Gore for winning the 2000 election and clouding Bush's "presidency", but he's ashamed to let it out. Thus the affectation. Are you starting to get it? Just spank down more question marks if you need more help.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 16:14:25 (EST)
My two cents are:
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- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 16:05:07 (EST)
My two cents are:
All the bitter brooding down below about Al Gore is the direct result of his win in 2002. Poor L.G. doesn't understand that what hurts is not being able to be snide about, say, Al Gore as President with Snippy having won the election. Poor L.G. is finding that stealing an election is not nearly as fun as yapping about it. Yapping usually is pretty boring when you have nothing to yap about, and L.G. is nothing if not bored.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 15:55:12 (EST)
My two cents are:
We'll have to watch how this plays out, how long Rove and the boys can wag the pup. Historically, your rube vote has been isolationist, but maybe owning our own oil reserves changes all that, so long as the Arabs play along, which they might until 2004. Bush/Cheney have of course already been de-legitimized historically by their earlier careers as corporate criminals and their looting ot the treasury, and Enron figures in there-- it won't ever go away any more than Teapot Dome or the poor Grant Administration. The best Rove can do is keep wagging the dog and hope it lasts until November 2004. After that, the Republicans have a few months to perhaps two years to grab the last of the slops, and the job of rebuilding America will be left, as ever, to the Democratic Party or to the historically recurring coalition of liberals and irate yokels that has provided the brighter passages of American history.
.
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 15:49:46 (EST)
My two cents are:
Release reliance on foreign sources by making them colonies of the USA?
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 15:40:44 (EST)
My two cents are:
As expected the voters forced the Republicans aboard the good ship Anderson just before it took on water and sank. Power has been returned to the Democratic[sic] party and Bush has been completely blocked by the Senate in his bid for creating a homeland security department. To add insult to injury the U.N. turned up their noses at his request for a new tougher resolution against the Iraqi's suspected harboring of WMD. The icing on the cake is that Both of Al and Tipper Gore's books are neck and neck in the #1 and #2 slots on the NYT best seller list.
Captain Rosemary Glasses
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 15:29:59 (EST)
My two cents are:
Hey, anybody got the latest scoop on Enrongate? Are the legs continuing to strengthen now that the Republicans have been drummed out of the House and Senate?
van Winkle
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 15:24:39 (EST)
My two cents are:
The Bush energy plan: Reduce reliance on foreign sources of energy.
bottom line
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 15:01:48 (EST)
My two cents are:
Thanks for that astute analysis. TTFN! - say "hello" to the rabbits in your hole. Adieu!
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 14:57:10 (EST)
My two cents are:
Legendary Gravitas? That does it. This L.G. comes across as your typical half-smart troglodyte who fancies himself a wit. Boring. Embarrassing. Sad, really.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 14:36:40 (EST)
My two cents are:
Oooooo, I hates wabbit holes! Day are so fo uv wascally wabbits!
E. Fudd
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 14:18:57 (EST)
My two cents are:
The Bush energy plan: Open up our coastlines, public lands and wildlands, including the
Arctic National Wildlife Refuge in Alaska, to oil, gas and coal
development;
Increase our dependence on fossil fuels and increase greenhouse
gas emissions that cause global warming;
Weaken Clean Air Act requirements for refineries and large
coal-fired power plants, increasing air pollution from these sources
for ourselves and our families;
Speed the construction of expensive, unproven and potentially
dangerous nuclear power plants.
down, down the rabbit hole with Alice
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 14:04:04 (EST)
My two cents are:
Lacks Guts.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 14:01:49 (EST)
My two cents are:
Legendary Gravitas
L.G.
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 13:57:12 (EST)
My two cents are:
Lightweight Goober.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 13:35:09 (EST)
My two cents are:
Likes Guys.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 13:34:11 (EST)
My two cents are:
Liberal Grifter.
Pete�
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 13:31:56 (EST)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 13:31:44 (EST)
My two cents are:
Looking Grim?
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 13:31:06 (EST)
My two cents are:
Lesbian Girl?
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 13:29:20 (EST)
My two cents are:
L.G.? Little Gonads?
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 13:28:57 (EST)
My two cents are:
"Joined at the Heart" is ranked 1,450th at Amazon.com, as it continues its downward plunge! "The Spirit of Family" continues to sail along in the 1,202th slot, boosted by the 30% markdown in price. Hurry, before these books grow roots right through the box.
L.G.
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 13:16:17 (EST)
My two cents are:
I see over at Amazon.com "Joined at the Heart" is going for $18. List price is $26. Signed copies are also available, for $26!
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 13:08:19 (EST)
My two cents are:
Gore's pulped tree carcases would make an ideal Christmas present for any Liberal your Christmas list. Albore's new book...with the remainder tag still attached. "Forgetful" dontcha know?
L.G.
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 13:01:20 (EST)
My two cents are:
Al Gore is said by associates to be surprised that his newest books on family aren't selling well. The pair of books co-written with wife Tipper Gore (one of them is a coffee-table book intended to serve as companion to the "heavier" tome) are apparently headed toward the remainder bin as bookstores move more popular and potential Christmas gift fare into the line of sight of customers.
"We aren't selling any," says a sales associate for Borders Books in Bethesda, Maryland. "And we thought given that this is kind of a political book and that it's by Gore that it would sell in this area."
It hasn't worked out that way. The audiences at Gore's book signings have been skimpy, and worse, those that do come to hear him haven't been buying the books. In San Francisco, Gore's appearances were met by crowds of people apparently rounded up by his former Northern California presidential campaign staff. "We were invited to come and cheer him on," says a former volunteer. "We were chanting, 'Gore in 2004,' and he loved it. But I wasn't going to buy the book."
The Gore books haven't yet cracked the New York Times bestseller list after more than three weeks in stores, an indication that it won't make the list. "They tried getting them [The Sunday New York Times Book Review] to list it as a book in the 'Bear in Mind' section, so at least it would make the page where the bestseller list is placed, but we couldn't even get that," says a former Gore aide. "It's another indication the public isn't buying Gore as a serious candidate in 2004."
latest news from the "book tour"
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 12:51:52 (EST)
My two cents are:
So, L.G. can't read?
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 12:31:24 (EST)
My two cents are:
Come on, L.G., you pedantic punk. Let's go at it. Let's have the mother of all snide-a-thons! Chickenshit!
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 12:29:49 (EST)
My two cents are:
Having just about completed their National Entitlement Tour, ostensibly to sell their unreadable books, the gormless Gores may wind down this week and go home to stuff it up a turkey. They leave two major problems in their wake � book stores with enormous stacks of wasted paper and a democrat party with the slow and terrifying realization that they are stuck with a different kind of turkey: A losing candidate they can't refuse. I weep for the trees!
L.G.
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 12:24:23 (EST)
My two cents are:
Happy 21st Birthday to First Twins Jenna and Barbara Bush! Welcome to the club!
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 12:20:32 (EST)
My two cents are:
Actually, Glint knows exactly what he is doing. It is the braindead liberal traitor that screws it up, then falsely blames others. Explains the "agenda" behind its liberal leanings: loser criminal mentality. Fits.
Pete�
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 12:20:19 (EST)
My two cents are:
Try gettin' a grip, bucko! (01)
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 12:17:27 (EST)
My two cents are:
At least the pathetic goober managed to slow down the page's loading time.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 12:03:21 (EST)
My two cents are:
It's hard to be a computer whiz AND a sexual predator. The wires get crossed I guess.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 12:02:19 (EST)
My two cents are:
Would never happen in Lincoln. Place is too civilized. Probably happens all the time in Boulder, however.
Glint
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 11:58:14 (EST)
My two cents are:
You'd be surprised what-all is a violation of the Patriot Act, Charlie. If you knew the extent of it, you'd never get out of bed.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 10:51:27 (EST)
My two cents are:
I wonder if it really is a violation of the Patriot Act to cut and paste the words of Osama. I mean, is Ashcroft discriminate about this stuff or does it all become part of the chatter that alarms us all bi-weekly?
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 10:41:24 (EST)
My two cents are:
Still, I'm a little disappointed. The guy was hyped as a big-time html expert from outside the bubble. We were sold a bill of goods. This is the ugly side of capitalism, the side that we have to clean up as a society if we are to survive. No, this doesn't make Glint a traitor-- it just makes him a sorry fuck-up who should have been honest with himself and stayed in Phillips pulling silk. The guy hit his level of incompetence early and hard, and we shouldn't all have to pay for it.
John Judge
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 10:33:21 (EST)
My two cents are:
Fucks up because he dares to experiment. Sometimes it works out, and we get a great new sound clip, or a wonderful football-themed picture. Other times, well, he just fucks up royal. Is that so wrong?
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 10:21:39 (EST)
My two cents are:
Guy fucks up a lot, doesn't he? Ought to stick with the sound bites and the pictures.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 10:11:22 (EST)
My two cents are:
My two cents are:
Tried clicking any of the banner ads? Brazil's not too appealing because of the leftward lean. Been thinking Austria's the place to be. (01) Glint - Monday, November 25, 2002 at 09:48:21 (EST)
My two cents are:
Nice recent banners, by the way, webmaster.
steven and kyle and k.d. and jan
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 21:58:02 (EST)
My two cents are:
The hell with Osama, and his minion, Snippy. Who's on to the Sopranos?
youth wants to know
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 21:56:04 (EST)
My two cents are:
Does that mean that the total US catastrophe that is Dim Son was Osama's secret biological weapon all along? Geesh!!
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 20:45:22 (EST)
My two cents are:
Get with the Shakespeare team. Get with Team Dante. We can go the distance if we apply ourselves. Fuck these raggedy-ass Arabs. I refuse to live in fear of them. First step, we've got to read everybody's e-mail. Then we seal off the borders. And we have to dig a bigger hole for the president to hide in if they get lucky again.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 20:44:31 (EST)
My two cents are:
I thought it was illegal to read that stuff. Where in the world did you get it? Did you know you're breaking the Patriot Act by repeating it? Do you realize that Condaleeza asked us ass as good Americans to close our ears to it? Do you want John Ashcroft to be ashamed of you as an American? Get with the team.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 20:40:46 (EST)
My two cents are:
Geesh, why is the guy so hard on us? We don't say bad things about his country.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 20:36:48 (EST)
My two cents are:
You have destroyed nature with your industrial waste and gases more than any other nation in history. Despite this, you refuse to sign the Kyoto agreement so that you can secure the profit of your greedy companies and industries.
Uh, yes, that would be, uh, true
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 20:03:43 (EST)
My two cents are:
Your law is the law of the rich and wealthy people, who hold sway in their political parties, and fund their election campaigns with their gifts.
Okay, you've got a point
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 20:02:45 (EST)
My two cents are:
We also advise you to pack your luggage and get out of our lands. We desire for your goodness, guidance, and righteousness, so do not force us to send you back as cargo in coffins.
Hmm...keep talking
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 20:00:07 (EST)
My two cents are:
What is the value of your signature on any agreement or treaty?
On the other hand...
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 19:58:57 (EST)
My two cents are:
You are a nation that practices the trade of sex in all its forms, directly and indirectly. Giant corporations and establishments are established on this, under the name of art, entertainment, tourism and freedom, and other deceptive names you attribute to it.
Osama, another big tenter
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 19:57:21 (EST)
My two cents are:
Just another jism head with a poker up his ass. Let's roll.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 19:55:53 (EST)
My two cents are:
There's a simple explanation. Osama has been reading the "Open Letters" on the freep and other dung-beetle sites.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 19:53:45 (EST)
My two cents are:
I didn't know Osama was a Republican.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 19:51:53 (EST)
My two cents are:
Who can forget your President Clinton's immoral acts committed in the official Oval office? After that you did not even bring him to account, other than that he 'made a mistake', after which everything passed with no punishment. Is there a worse kind of event for which your name will go down in history and remembered by nations?
From Osama's latest screed, but you'd swear it's Pete or Glint
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 19:47:24 (EST)
My two cents are:
The shakes? From a 3.9?????? Yeah, right. Geesh.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 19:19:34 (EST)
My two cents are:
Was she arrested? If so, good!
Harl
Another Glint Fuckup. Pete will be pissed at the liebrals.
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 10:09:39 (EST)
My two cents are:
Tried clicking any of the banner ads? Brazil's not too appealing because of the leftward lean. Been thinking Austria's the place to be. (01) Glint - Monday, November 25, 2002 at 09:48:21 (EST)
My two cents are:
Nice recent banners, by the way, webmaster.
steven and kyle and k.d. and jan
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 21:58:02 (EST)
My two cents are:
The hell with Osama, and his minion, Snippy. Who's on to the Sopranos?
youth wants to know
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 21:56:04 (EST)
My two cents are:
Does that mean that the total US catastrophe that is Dim Son was Osama's secret biological weapon all along? Geesh!!
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 20:45:22 (EST)
My two cents are:
Get with the Shakespeare team. Get with Team Dante. We can go the distance if we apply ourselves. Fuck these raggedy-ass Arabs. I refuse to live in fear of them. First step, we've got to read everybody's e-mail. Then we seal off the borders. And we have to dig a bigger hole for the president to hide in if they get lucky again.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 20:44:31 (EST)
My two cents are:
I thought it was illegal to read that stuff. Where in the world did you get it? Did you know you're breaking the Patriot Act by repeating it? Do you realize that Condaleeza asked us ass as good Americans to close our ears to it? Do you want John Ashcroft to be ashamed of you as an American? Get with the team.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 20:40:46 (EST)
My two cents are:
Geesh, why is the guy so hard on us? We don't say bad things about his country.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 20:36:48 (EST)
My two cents are:
You have destroyed nature with your industrial waste and gases more than any other nation in history. Despite this, you refuse to sign the Kyoto agreement so that you can secure the profit of your greedy companies and industries.
Uh, yes, that would be, uh, true
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 20:03:43 (EST)
My two cents are:
Your law is the law of the rich and wealthy people, who hold sway in their political parties, and fund their election campaigns with their gifts.
Okay, you've got a point
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 20:02:45 (EST)
My two cents are:
We also advise you to pack your luggage and get out of our lands. We desire for your goodness, guidance, and righteousness, so do not force us to send you back as cargo in coffins.
Hmm...keep talking
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 20:00:07 (EST)
My two cents are:
What is the value of your signature on any agreement or treaty?
On the other hand...
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 19:58:57 (EST)
My two cents are:
You are a nation that practices the trade of sex in all its forms, directly and indirectly. Giant corporations and establishments are established on this, under the name of art, entertainment, tourism and freedom, and other deceptive names you attribute to it.
Osama, another big tenter
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 19:57:21 (EST)
My two cents are:
Just another jism head with a poker up his ass. Let's roll.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 19:55:53 (EST)
My two cents are:
There's a simple explanation. Osama has been reading the "Open Letters" on the freep and other dung-beetle sites.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 19:53:45 (EST)
My two cents are:
I didn't know Osama was a Republican.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 19:51:53 (EST)
My two cents are:
Who can forget your President Clinton's immoral acts committed in the official Oval office? After that you did not even bring him to account, other than that he 'made a mistake', after which everything passed with no punishment. Is there a worse kind of event for which your name will go down in history and remembered by nations?
From Osama's latest screed, but you'd swear it's Pete or Glint
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 19:47:24 (EST)
My two cents are:
The shakes? From a 3.9?????? Yeah, right. Geesh.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 19:19:34 (EST)
My two cents are:
Was she arrested? If so, good!
Harl
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 19:18:11 (EST)
My two cents are:
It's about time those wimpy dems started doing some threatening. It is, after all, the American way.
Captain Bread 'N Circus
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 19:12:42 (EST)
My two cents are:
Why is it that in the troglodyte world people are constantly getting stunned by events. You'd think they'd learn that life is going to throw a few curve balls-- especially this Suzanne Haik Terrel, who is apparently seeking high office. If you can't stand the heat, right-wingers, get out of the kitchen. Having the president stunned is all we need. The rest of you should try to keep your wits about you.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 19:12:06 (EST)
My two cents are:
Who's plagiarizing? Him again? Pah!
bella hieronymus bosch
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 19:10:22 (EST)
My two cents are:
That asshole Symons!
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 19:08:10 (EST)
My two cents are:
BATON ROUGE -- An already-bitter U.S. Senate campaign got personal Saturday afternoon at the conclusion of a taped debate between Democrat Sen. Mary Landrieu and Republican state Elections Commissioner Suzanne Haik Terrell.
After a tense 30-minute segment finished taping at WDSU's studios in New Orleans, the two candidates were preparing to leave. According to witnesses, Landrieu looked over her shoulder and told Terrell, "This is your last campaign."
A stunned Terrell replied, "She threatened me."
No other words passed between the two New Orleans women, but moderator Alec Gifford said Landrieu appeared peeved.
"She just kind of stalked out of the studio," Gifford said.
What else did they expect from a despicable liar demonrat? This is SOP. <Fore!>
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 19:05:59 (EST)
My two cents are:
I wonder if Pete realized how stupid he is this morning...
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 19:05:44 (EST)
My two cents are:
No doinka! Pah!
bella ragazza
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 19:05:32 (EST)
My two cents are:
Never was a fan of Dante, myself. He seemed to have too dewey-eyed a view of nature. Seemed to think it was all fluffy little sheep and carefree gamboling rabbits. No, Dante was never to my taste. Maybe it was the translation, though. Pete probably reads it in the Italian. Maybe it's the translator who's putting in all the happy animals. The whitewashed view of nature.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 19:02:20 (EST)
My two cents are:
Wonder if the Pensioner felt the shakes this morning....
Pete�
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 19:02:18 (EST)
My two cents are:
Bring on the Woodpecker! Doink (01)
Pete�
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 19:00:17 (EST)
My two cents are:
The verbal disease below noticed may be reserved for diagnosis by and by. It is not a disease from which Mr. Arthur Symons (for the quotation was, of course, not from Mr. Symons) notably suffers. Mr. Symons represents the other tendency; he is a representative of what is always called "�sthetic criticism" or "impressionistic criticism." And it is this form of criticism which I propose to examine at once. Mr. Symons, the critical successor of Pater, and partly of Swinburne (I fancy that the phrase "sick or sorry" is the common property of all three), is the "impressionistic critic." He, if anyone, would be said to expose a sensitive and cultivated mind�cultivated, that is, by the accumulation of a considerable variety of impressions from all the arts and several languages�before an "object"; and his criticism, if anyone's, would be said to exhibit to us, like the plate, the faithful record of the impressions, more numerous or more refined than our own, upon a mind more sensitive than our own. A record, we observe, which is also an interpretation, a translation; for it must itself impose impressions upon us, and these impressions are as much created as transmitted by the criticism. I do not say at once that this is Mr. Symons; but it is the "impressionistic" critic, and the impressionistic critic is supposed to be Mr. Symons
pRRRaaaPPPPPP�
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 18:58:41 (EST)
My two cents are:
Bella Doinka!
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 18:29:04 (EST)
My two cents are:
Doinkissima?? Hah! HAH!
bella ragazza
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 18:22:41 (EST)
My two cents are:
Fuck wabbits!
Elmer Fudd
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 18:10:30 (EST)
My two cents are:
Amen.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 18:06:47 (EST)
My two cents are:
Che zi boglio bella doink chinorasca! Doinkerza! Doinkissima bella ragazza!
Dante
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 18:04:15 (EST)
My two cents are:
Wonder what he was on when he raised this subject.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 18:02:09 (EST)
My two cents are:
You want an ingenious poet? I'll tell you who was ingenious, in the field of poetry. You guessed it, Phillippe du Ronsard. There was an ingenious poet. Did you ever read his poem about the rose? No sugar-coating on that rose. An ingenious poet tells it like it is, without hiding the truth. Shakespeare. Dante. These are poets who brooked no nonsense about fluff in nature. I drink of the font of Dante daily. Read his ingenious stuff for half an hour every morning. It helps me with my own style. My tough, hard, clear-eyed, no-nonsense style. Read it and weep, liebrals. Traitors. F*ck-wads. Doinkerz.
ePte�
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 17:56:56 (EST)
My two cents are:
Hey you! Fatboy! Yeah, yeah, L.G., I'm talking to you. Let's have it out, punk. You and me. Mano a mano. Come on, chickenshit. Cluck, cluck, cluck.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 17:56:14 (EST)
My two cents are:
Has anybody finished searching the archives yet? What are the results?
Harl
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 17:52:41 (EST)
My two cents are:
That's telling it like it is!
Harlan St. Wolf
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 17:51:20 (EST)
My two cents are:
Mother Nature is a viscious slut!
poetry
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 17:50:31 (EST)
My two cents are:
Dante and Shakespeare probably dined on rabbit frequently. They understood. You can see it in their writings. Nature can be a bitch.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 17:49:32 (EST)
My two cents are:
One of my guardians used to raise rabbits. I agree.
Harl
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 17:47:36 (EST)
My two cents are:
I'm sick to my stomach at all the assholes on here who think that nature is all soft and fluffy. Well, it isn't. And until the assholes admit it, they won't be Shakespeare, who pulled no punches. Hell, they won't even be Dante, a guy I think about frequently. An ingenious guy, Dante. The best poetry is ingenious, and Dante wasn't anything if he wasn't ingenious. A guy who never tried to sugar-coat nature. Grew his own rabbits. A man in the know.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 17:46:10 (EST)
My two cents are:
Pete's full of shit as usual. Look, whoever said rabbits WERE sentimental? Nobody. You don't have to have raised rabbits to sense their lack of sentimentality. I've never even seen rabbits protrayed as anything BUT the unsentimental fuckers they are. Bugs Bunny was hardly sentimental. Quite the opposite, in fact. No, Pete's just pinching loaves again. Same old same old.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 17:45:42 (EST)
My two cents are:
I find the little critters stunningly unsentimental. Fuck 'em.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 17:40:34 (EST)
My two cents are:
Do you know what rabbit pellets are? That's right-- rabbits eat their own shit! Nature is a hard town. Never try to soft-pedal nature. Try walking a mile in the rabbit-owner's moccasins. You'll see. You'll learn it first-hand.
ePte�
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 17:38:27 (EST)
My two cents are:
I take everything Pete spouts out at face value. Approximately zero.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 17:26:40 (EST)
My two cents are:
You think you're a good English teacher, but you're not even a good Animal Husbandry teacher.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 17:23:50 (EST)
My two cents are:
I for one take Pete's apology at face value and welcome him back into the family of man with open arms. Welcome back, my brother!
Harlan St. Wolf
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 16:38:55 (EST)
My two cents are:
Careful-- Glint will get one off the predator calls site and post it. Of course, maybe it would be an improvement on the worst of Andy Kaufman.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 15:38:33 (EST)
My two cents are:
What is the sound of rabbits screaming?
gerunds having more fun
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 15:26:41 (EST)
My two cents are:
Tomorrow: The lesson of the Goat.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 15:22:07 (EST)
My two cents are:
You people are all living in a dream world. You keep saying that rabits are fluffy and cute. You don't understand that however fluffy and cute it may look, there are few things in the world less sentimental than a rabbit. I rabbit has almost no sentiment. It is less sentimental than a bulldog or a hamster or a stoat. You'd have to look a long time to find a less sentimental creature. If you want the real skinny on the rabbit, ask someone who has raised them. Think of Shakespeare or Dante. Or don't think of them. They pop in and out of MY head all the time, though. Guys who knew that a rabbit is short on sentiment. They never tried to gloss it over, never tried to hide it. Geesh, that cough syrup sure gives me smart thoughts! I'm a regular freaking English teacher!
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 15:18:18 (EST)
My two cents are:
Copper rain gutter pride not even a nouveau riche thing, just a gauche thing.
gerunds having more fun
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 15:13:18 (EST)
My two cents are:
Not me. I'll be too busy searching the archives for gems.
.
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 15:12:31 (EST)
My two cents are:
What is with the pathetic one's claim that he introduced the topic of nature being a tough town? Does he think everyone has read his Senior Essay? You people ought to call him on that kind of shit. Somebody should read his posts all the way through and point out the lies. Don't know why, exactly, but somebody ought to do it. I'd do it myself but I'm busy this week.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 15:10:08 (EST)
My two cents are:
It's not so much that he has copper rain-gutters, guy, or claims to. It's that he's proud of having them. What a pathetic turkey.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 15:01:22 (EST)
My two cents are:
Don't know about panache or penuche, but I've long wanted to live on a p�niche. Should be able to pick one up for a sack of potatoes. Maybe do it as a pensioner.
.
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 14:59:27 (EST)
My two cents are:
Talking about panache, too. And rabbits. Rabbits with panache? Rabbits with penuche? Rabbits in Versace?
gerunds have more fun
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 14:29:27 (EST)
My two cents are:
A shit-eating haole with copper rain gutters trying to curry favor with those who despise him?
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 14:26:55 (EST)
My two cents are:
You got it. Claims nature is a tough town, and poetry shouldn't shy away from it. Rabbits are not sentimental-- this is known to those who raise rabbits, guesses Pete. Confused by the growing distaste for him in gnat's insulting retorts, he takes them for poetry and the distaste for confidence. The poor fellow proposes to search "the archives" for gems. Is there anything sadder than a shit-eating haole trying to curry favor with those who despise him?
.
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 14:25:24 (EST)
My two cents are:
Pete's talking about poetry?
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 14:19:34 (EST)
My two cents are:
Artsy females reject cuntcallers.
alpha males have more fun
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 13:51:15 (EST)
My two cents are:
Perhaps for you, but no one ever said you were reasonable or artsy. Just fartsy.
Pete�
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 13:33:30 (EST)
My two cents are:
Yet nothing matches the panache of cunt-calling, eh?
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 13:32:28 (EST)
My two cents are:
Look, so what if I like the "artsy girls." They are the best. Even if Pensioner has gone round the bend, over the hill and is looking at a plot of soil to plant its ashes. I made a suggestion there that nature is rarely peaceful. However fluffy and cute it may look, there are few things in the world less sentimental than a rabbit - as most childhood rabbit-keepers eventually find out. Poets need to find it out too. A nature poem has to show nature as it is: poetry is not the place for avoidance. If you want your nature poems to be awe-inspiring, you can�t take the awfulness out of nature. The proof of this is gnat�s poems, which shy away from nothing, and seem to me beautiful.
The second thing I�d like to say concerns ingenuity. The best poetry is always ingenious: think of Shakespeare or Dante. I don�t think I can explain how to be ingenious. I would say that it comes partly as a writer�s confidence grows. gnat�s are confident poems, and there are some lines which hum with ingenuity - �He�s wiped his mouth on my lawn�, �She rushes out like a dinner lady�, and the Glint�s �Sharp, directional ear�. This is poetry with panache, and it is a pleasure. You have to search the archives long and hard to find much better than those gems.
Pete�
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 13:10:21 (EST)
My two cents are:
Don't count on Ashcroft to go after the likes of Glint. We're talking about a Republican constituency here, Christian fundamentalist perverts of the right. There's room in the tent for them, along with the neo-Nazis, inbreeds, money worshippers and UFO crackpots.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 12:20:58 (EST)
My two cents are:
Are we expecting an Ashcroft crackdown on latent pedophiles anytime soon?
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 11:17:37 (EST)
My two cents are:
Can't tell panache from penuche. 'Nuff said.
Captain Grenouille Anti-Re-Deconstructionism
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 11:16:12 (EST)
My two cents are:
Glint won't be on the streets much longer. One of the beneficial spin-offs of the War on Raggedy-ass Arabs is that the federal government can now monitor his web hits, and the Pentagon has stepped up to the plate with the appropriate program.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 22:56:56 (EST)
My two cents are:
It's creepy to know of a web site where one of the regulars is a homosexual predator.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 22:52:49 (EST)
My two cents are:
Glint's tickling (or wanting to be tickling) his neighbor's sexually ambivalent teen-age son in the ass with panache is a cry for help. He seems to cry it more in the depressive stage, although to tell you the truth, I don't keep track of his fucking stages.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 22:21:07 (EST)
My two cents are:
If Glint tickled his neighbor's sexually ambivalent teen-age son in the ass with it, what's more likely.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 22:00:38 (EST)
My two cents are:
So, Pete wouldn't know panache if Glint tickled him in the ass with it?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 21:59:36 (EST)
My two cents are:
Thank you. But, I'm still kind of steamed about the secret poetry.
Harl
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 20:22:43 (EST)
My two cents are:
Well, it's sort of a figure of speech, a person with panache is like a person with a fancy plumed hat. Panache is not just any old feather, it's more of a plume, although still a feather at the base of it.
House of Meat
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 20:02:18 (EST)
My two cents are:
They're trying to wash us away?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 20:01:47 (EST)
My two cents are:
Jeez! If it's poetry, why doesn't he just say so instead of keeping us guessing? That's why I don't trust him. Always flaunting his brains around.
Harlan St. Wolf
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 20:00:43 (EST)
My two cents are:
Marcia Ball has a good cover of Louisiana, R. Newman. Instead of saying "little fat man," though, she says "little man." Probably thinks it's fattist the other way. Pete and Glint would probably feel better about themselves if everybody had that sensibilities. The Two Tons of Fun.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 19:59:30 (EST)
My two cents are:
Feather flows freely?
doubt it
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 19:58:54 (EST)
My two cents are:
Panache? I think it's Italian for feather.
House of Meat
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 19:56:24 (EST)
My two cents are:
That would be poetry, Harl.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 19:54:58 (EST)
My two cents are:
What exactly is panache? A sauce?
Harl
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 19:41:02 (EST)
My two cents are:
Panache flows?
doubt it
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 19:36:25 (EST)
My two cents are:
Hey, guy, enough with the calling Pete third-rate. You're going to give him a swelled head.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 19:33:59 (EST)
My two cents are:
"One need not utilize "ahem" when the panache flows freely. Doink." That's the real McCoy? Say it ain't so! It sounds like a slightly retarded high-school sophomore trying to be mysterious so the arty girls will like him. OK, OK, that's gilding the lily, I'll admit it... it sounds like a dog eating horse turds. Why does he say "utilize?" Does he think it's more technical, more fraught with meaning than "use?" Just one of many mysteries for those who want to study up on third-rate crap from dorks. As for me, I'm willing to give my piece of Pete to anyone who wants it, no questions asked.
.
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 19:31:32 (EST)
My two cents are:
This Pete guy. Is he for real, or does he think this is audition for The Asshole Monologues?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 19:30:42 (EST)
My two cents are:
Almost over? No, my pathetic young friend, life is not almost over. That's the beauty of being out of the rat race, you finally have a chance to live life instead of feeding plug nickels into the slot of the Wonderful Machine. Your services are not needed, nor would mine be if I had any to offer. It is I who lives, but you wouldn't understand that. You're far too busy and I scoff at the spectacle.
Pensioner
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 17:47:35 (EST)
My two cents are:
No, 22:52:06, it was the real McCoy. You can tell because it was the truth, as oppsoed to the lies continually dribbling out of the foul side's mouths. Doink. PS: Pensioner, what meaning does life have for you now that it is almost over?
Pete�
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 17:21:30 (EST)
My two cents are:
Is that you, L.G.? You boring idiot!
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 16:25:15 (EST)
My two cents are:
http://www.nytimes.com/2002/11/20/politics/21CND-JUDG.html
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 15:10:50 (EST)
My two cents are:
Britain proposes overhaul of sex offense laws
Tue Nov 19, 2:17 PM ET
By BETH GARDINER, Associated Press Writer
LONDON - Prime Minister Tony Blair government proposed a thorough overhaul of the nation's sex offense laws Tuesday, urging Parliament to tighten statutes that protect children from sexual exploitation and to repeal remaining laws against gay male sex.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20021119/ap_wo_en_po/britain_sex_offenses_1
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 14:59:03 (EST)
My two cents are:
Appeals Court Upholds La. Sodomy Law
By CAIN BURDEAU
Associated Press Writer
NEW ORLEANS (AP)--Louisiana's 197-year-old sodomy law does not discriminate against gays and lesbians, a state appeals court ruled.
The 4th Circuit Court of Appeal ruled 2-1 on Wednesday against a gay advocacy group, leaving Louisiana's sodomy law intact.
``This decision continues to put Louisiana outside the mainstream,'' said John D. Rawls, an attorney for Louisiana Electorate of Gays and Lesbians Inc., which challenged the law.
``We are still the only state whose courts deny a right to privacy to its citizens, we are still the only state whose courts have upheld sodomy laws, we are still back in the 18th century unfortunately,'' he said.
Attorney general spokesman Allan Pursnell declined to comment on the ruling, saying, ``It could still be appealed to the Supreme Court. We'll make our comments in court.''
The state Supreme Court ruled that the law against oral and anal sex does not violate the right to privacy, based on a state appeal. But plaintiffs had asked the appeals court to consider the trial judge's ruling that the law does not amount to unconstitutional discrimination.
The dissenter on the appeals court, Judge Charles R. Jones, had not released his opinion by early Friday. The other two judges, Joan Bernard Armstrong and David S. Gorbaty, said the plaintiffs brought no evidence that the ``crime against nature'' law discriminates against gays and lesbians.
``In the trial case, discriminatory purpose by the lawmaking body was not given,'' the opinion said.
The appeals court also sided with the trial judge in not letting witnesses testify as to the harmful effects of the law on gays and lesbians.
AP-NY-11-22-02 2004EST
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 14:55:55 (EST)
My two cents are:
If I google Damon Staudimire, will anything come up?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 14:40:44 (EST)
My two cents are:
Sometimes when I go to get a cup of coffee from the $3.00/mo coffee club, it's like this: there are two pots, one a Mr. Coffee, that sort of round pot that always leaks when you pour, and a newer off-brand with a pot that narrows toward the top and doesn't always leak. Well, whoever takes the last cup of coffee is supposed to make a new pot, and maybe in an emergency, say a meeting you're running behind, I guess it's all right to just pour the last half cup from one pot into the other pot and leave the empty for the next guy to make two pots. Well, sometimes I come and BOTH pots have about half a cup of coffee in them, so the next guy gets two dregs in his one cup and has to make TWO pots of coffee! Yes, there really are people in this world who leave half a cup in each pot. I'll bet you won't find them in Phillips, Nebraska, though. That would be way too exciting for Phillips, no doubt about it.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 14:35:10 (EST)
My two cents are:
Ashcroft is going after Damon Staudimire as well.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 14:33:53 (EST)
My two cents are:
Hey, paper-clip guy. You've lived quite an interesting life! Did you ever detassel corn in Phillips, Nebraska?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 13:52:45 (EST)
My two cents are:
Never had an Anna Nicole moment. Not yet, at least.
Harlan St. Wolf
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 13:32:08 (EST)
My two cents are:
Corduroy. Got married in the fucker.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 13:24:16 (EST)
My two cents are:
My suit, I had to let it out in '94 to go to the Christmas party. The only women who would dance were this fat babe and wives who would only hit the floor with hubby. Since then I've gained maybe 20 pounds, don't know if there's enough cloth in there to let out.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 13:22:33 (EST)
My two cents are:
That empty suit zinger was no reach, that was right on spot! And Pinchner? Whoa, Nelly! Hey, Pinchner, if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen!
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 13:20:58 (EST)
My two cents are:
Hey, I figure the guy is the next Adam Sandler. Or the last Andrew Dice Clay.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 13:17:37 (EST)
My two cents are:
Reaching for humor? OK, I'll reach: looks like you sat in some cottage cheese!!!!! Oh, that's your ass!!!!
.
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 13:15:11 (EST)
My two cents are:
One of my co-workers died, and in his effects I found this square acrylic paper-clip holder with a round opening at the top ringed with magnets. This was what I had been looking for all along, and I filled it with the loose paper-clips from the drawer and proudly set it over there to the right of the monitor, by the phone. But the next time I looked for a paper-clip, the damn thing was nowhere to be found. I still haven't decided whether somebody snaked it or it's under a pile of papers somewhere on the environmental work surfaces.
.
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 13:13:08 (EST)
My two cents are:
Sometimes you really have to reach for humor. Sad really.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 13:12:07 (EST)
My two cents are:
My suits are as good as new. Always been empty.
Pinchner
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 12:40:00 (EST)
My two cents are:
How about your paperweights? Can I have them? Will you be needing that three hole punch any more? How about that "Kiss the Boss" coffee mug?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 12:37:08 (EST)
My two cents are:
You could have had them taken out a few inches.
Pensioner
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 12:26:10 (EST)
My two cents are:
Hell, I would have given you my suits. I don't need them any more.
Pensioner
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 12:25:06 (EST)
My two cents are:
Thank God the anti-dildoists are back in charge!
Rev. Falwell
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 12:13:14 (EST)
My two cents are:
Figures people like that would be driving around in Texas.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 11:34:29 (EST)
My two cents are:
Isn't it always the way? Your sex-toy peddlar is sloshed behind the wheel. These traitors who sap the juices of America should all be shot, end of story.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 11:33:15 (EST)
My two cents are:
She worked the town of Kilgore, and Longview nine miles down/ and everyone said that East Texas Kate was the obscenest gal around.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 11:29:21 (EST)
My two cents are:
OK, I'll bite. What's penuche?
Blaine Feister
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 11:26:01 (EST)
My two cents are:
So someone here's got a two wheeler motor bike he's going to ride. Big deal. Hey, tell John "hi" for us if you get that far! - Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 11:02:16 (EST)
My two cents are:
I NEED THIS PLACE LIKE I NEED A SHOTGUN BLAST TO THE
FACE!!!
Tony Clifton
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 10:54:58 (EST)
My two cents are:
11-21, local: Police find 17 sex toys in local woman's car during DUI traffic stop
By JOHN LYNCH
WHITE OAK � A Longview woman who sells sex toys has been charged with felony obscenity after White Oak police found some of her wares in her car during a traffic stop
The arrest report describes the 17 items as "obscene materials and obscene devices," but Police Chief Charlie Smith said the items were mostly lotions and objects defined in a dictionary as having the shape and often the appearance of the male genitalia, used in sexual stimulation.
How illegal is that? Prosecutors will have to decide when White Oak investigators forward their findings to the district attorney's office sometime in the next week, Smith said.
"We'll see what they do with it," Smith said.
Kathleen Elizabeth "Kathy" Grubbs, a distributor for the national company Slumber Parties Inc., calls the charge, which carries a maximum penalty of two years in jail, "kind of ridiculous."
State law appears a little less forgiving: It's illegal to "wholesale promote" obscene materials or devices. Texas statute says an obscene device is a simulated sexual organ or an item designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs. The law allows investigators to assume that anyone with six or more of the items is intending to promote them.
In April, Kilgore police raided the Adult Book Store/Video Store at 1907 Industrial Blvd., seizing 12 large trash bags full of devices police said were being sold illegally. The raid came after an undercover officer visited the shop twice before the raid, making at least one purchase. An 11-page inventory compiled by police estimated the materials were worth $19,082. The sexual devices on the 11-page inventory ranged in price from a "Climax Band" that sold for $5.95 to a "Wild and Crazy Tickler" for $11.95; a "Hyper Sonic G" for $69.95; a "Plush Playmate" for $89.95; and a "Cyber Sexploration Kit" for $44.95.
The store owner, Robert Duggan III, was never arrested, but he agreed to plead guilty to a misdemeanor count of obscene display, a charge equivalent to a traffic ticket, and agreed to pay a fine and let police destroy the items.
Grubbs, 47, said she has been selling the items for about two months as a distributor for Slumber Parties Inc., a national sex toy party business that operates out of Ohio and Louisiana.
Slumber Parties is where the Tupperware party meets Victoria's Secret, the company says on its Web site. The distributors host women-only parties in private homes to show off their merchandise. Grubbs stresses the parties are only for adults, meaning no one allowed under age 18, and men are definitely prohibited.
"Believe it or not, there's a lot of women who go to these parties," Grubbs said. "It's very popular."
Company officials did not return a call Wednesday, but Slumber Parties claims its network of distributors sold $15 million in "romance-enriching" products, including lotions, powders, lingerie and private bedroom accessories, with prices ranging from $2.50 to $139. Sales this year are expected to reach $20 million.
The seizure of the items occured during a traffic stop on Texas 42 on Old Highway 80 in White Oak at 10:27 p.m. Monday. Police stopped Grubbs' truck after seeing her driving erratically, an arrest report said. She failed or refused to perform field sobriety tests and was charged with driving while intoxicated, and a breath test showed she had blood-alcohol levels of 0.228 percent and 0.22 percent, the report said.
Police searching her truck after the arrest found the box of erotic items. The White Oak police chief said investigators are used to finding drugs and guns, but sex toys are the first in his 22 years of experience.
"There's no telling what you'll find on one of these stops," Smith said.
Ashcroftism trickles down at last!
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 10:53:48 (EST)
My two cents are:
Or knew Bateson from Barthes.
Captain Grenouille Anti-Re-Deconstructionism
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 10:41:29 (EST)
My two cents are:
As if such a pro-moron dunce knew panache from penuche.
Captain America
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 10:19:22 (EST)
My two cents are:
"They Misunderestimated Me!" - 2003 Desk Calendar
BuzzFlash Recommendation: Updated with new quotes, each one sourced and dated, this 2003 desktop calendar is full of the most amazing, inane, incongruous, ridiculous, eye-popping, draw-dropping, and head-scratchingly befuddling quotes from that guy sitting in Al Gore's chair. Not only is this calendar a hilarious romp through the romper room brain of the White House occupant, but a damning indictment of the GOP's top man. If it doesn't get any better than this, they should disband the party. Get two calendars -- one for your desk and one to irritate your Bush-loving friend.
Depose Dim Son and His Confederacy of Dunces
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 10:15:56 (EST)
My two cents are:
Yeah, but who's the sorry geek on the right?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 09:02:14 (EST)
My two cents are:
Speaking of pathetic assholes, let's post a picture of one.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 00:59:46 (EST)
My two cents are:
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 23:22:29 (EST)
My two cents are:
I think it was a faux Pete, a post by somebody with an uncanny talent for parodying a pathetic asshole.
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 22:52:06 (EST)
My two cents are:
What a pathetic asshole.
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 21:32:56 (EST)
My two cents are:
One need not utilize "ahem" when the panache flows freely. Doink.
Pete�
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 19:49:49 (EST)
My two cents are:
Guess it just goes to show that Glorp is a little weak in the panache area.
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 18:45:09 (EST)
My two cents are:
Glint could have rightfully used it, if he had any panache: the corn stalks were festooned with silken tassels, which we soon detassled.
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- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 18:44:22 (EST)
My two cents are:
Zzzzzzzzzz.... I want to hear more about detasseling corn in Nebraska. That was almost as bad as ydog's memories of Ocean City.
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 18:42:27 (EST)
My two cents are:
Going into Abidjan from the north there is a stream where a lot of the laundrymen from town wash clothes. The whole hillside is festooned with drying clothes, and men of all ethnicities are walking here and there industriously, carrying loads of wetwash or dried apparel. It's quite a sight, and one of the few phenomena that rightfully allows one to use the word "festooned."
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 18:41:04 (EST)
My two cents are:
Of course, an old guy, if you get the stroke on it you're probably going to pick up some serious road rash along with the fried brain.
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 18:28:48 (EST)
My two cents are:
Motorcycles are not the same as cars. You can sort of swoop around on them. I recommend them to anyone who wants to get in touch with the inner child, or with Iron John.
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 18:25:31 (EST)
My two cents are:
I can't wait until it's time to go home, because I get to ride my motorcycle. I suppose if I owned a fancy lawn tractor that would seem pretty tame.
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 18:23:56 (EST)
My two cents are:
The crynic is a laundromat tycoon? Jeez, I wouldn't have expected him to be in a business that takes so much organization and brain-work. The crynic turns out to be a lot more than we expected, eh, fellows?
Terry Stott
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 18:22:50 (EST)
My two cents are:
Thanks for the update, Glurb.
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 18:20:41 (EST)
My two cents are:
Lots of layoffs at my old cash cow. Several folks that attended the funeral are off now. In hindsight the guy in the box got off easy. - Friday, November 22, 2002 at 18:10:58 (EST)
My two cents are:
Sorry, the Deere doesn't fit the Anna Nicole model. (1) Was not purchased in a mall, (2) nobody but the dealership owner was in the office when we shook hands, signed the paper and the check. Try again later.
Glint
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 17:56:33 (EST)
My two cents are:
see, glorps inner anna nicole bought a giant kubota lawn mower. Crynic's inner anna bought blowjob from a chick that dosent swallow and a land rover to park in front of the laundromat when he collects the quarters.
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 17:28:37 (EST)
My two cents are:
Do these posts really seem to pose more questions than they answer? How can one tell? Is it by carefully counting the question marks in each joke? Has the whiz-bang Xcel Xpert put in all in a spreadsheet so we can check the columns? Has the turkey squished around and twiddled the random number generaters to splot out the occasional AHEM! into his pearly foot bath?
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 17:10:12 (EST)
My two cents are:
Good questions! I've often wondered why people classify other people according to their colleges. That is, colleges below the first rank.
Harlan St. Wolf
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 17:07:54 (EST)
My two cents are:
Do bartenders really growl? Do they growl about the two big guys on your left and the huge guy on your right and the guy in the corner? If Pete made up that stirring rendition of the "Nebraska Joke" why did he try to get so poetical about it? Do people really get threatened in the corn-growing areas for telling jokes about clodhopper colleges? What is "(ahem)" supposed to signify? I know it's what cartoon characters say after a particularly tasty punch-line, but what does Pete mean by it? Some of these posts seem to pose more questions than they answer.
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 17:02:52 (EST)
My two cents are:
Shoot. How can we win with a demoralized crowd in Lincoln? Glint is farting in a wind-storm.
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 16:57:05 (EST)
My two cents are:
How do you make a Buffalo fan laugh on Friday?
Tell him a joke on Monday.
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 16:38:18 (EST)
My two cents are:
Hi Glint, just letting ya get that the 62 points scoredd on ole NU for last year's game was first time too! Ever. In history. Maybe we can score 63 this year?
Pete�
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 16:13:26 (EST)
My two cents are:
A fellow walks into a bar, orders a drink and asks the bartender if he'd like to hear a good Nebraska joke.
"Listen, buddy," he growled. "See those two big guys on your left? They were both linemen on the Nebraska football team. And that huge fellow on your right was a world-class wrestler at Nebraska. That guy in the corner was Nebraska's all-time champion weightlifter. And I lettered in three sports at Nebraska. Now, are you absolutely positive you want to go ahead and tell your joke here?"
"Nah, guess not," the man replied. "I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."
(ahem)
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 16:09:29 (EST)
My two cents are:
Hello Pete, it's me y'know? Luckily the Cornhuskers were beat by K-State. I say this because (without the statistics in front of me) I don't think they've lost back to back games since -- oh wait, there were those final two games last year. Alright, Cornhuskers haven't lost back to back regular season games since -- oh wait, there was Penn State and Iowa State this year, um... O.k., I can't remember the last time (and it's probably never happened) that Nebraska has lost back to back regular season conference games ever before [at least since the heady days of the Big 12 began]. They are coming off a loss, it's a home game [demoralized crowd of course], but I think they can whip the Buffs in Lincoln this year. I mean, there is some finite probability that says it could happen. You might talk me into betting a bag of picante corn nuts on it. If the Buffs are driving to town they'd better be careful passing under the Phillips overpass on I-80!!! (01)
Glint
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 15:44:49 (EST)
My two cents are:
What can you expect from the spawn of a people that puts marshmallows in its salads?
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 15:32:01 (EST)
My two cents are:
Evidently Glint agrees with you.
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 15:29:00 (EST)
My two cents are:
Say what you will about Glint, I maintain that his brain cells are more interesting than the idea of a football game between two doormat colleges.
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 15:27:33 (EST)
My two cents are:
Yeah, but some brain cells are interesting when strobed.
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 15:25:16 (EST)
My two cents are:
If his name was Feeley, I think we all would have gotten it. By the way, Glint, what's your take on the upcoming post-Thanksgiving fete in Lincoln? I say we scrape by on a touchdown. But if it is cold and wet, who knows. All I know is this is the only game all year that matters. We could be 1-10 so long as the W is in Lincoln.
Pete�
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 15:22:20 (EST)
My two cents are:
SLOUGH, England (Reuters) - Queen Elizabeth's only daughter Princess Anne became the first British royal convicted of a criminal offence in 350 years, pleading guilty to letting her dog bite two children.
Anne was fined $790 on Thursday and ordered to pay a few hundred more in costs after admitting violations of the Dangerous Dogs Act, the first British royal guilty plea ever recorded. She could have faced six months in jail.
Constitutional experts could recall no case of such a senior royal being convicted of a crime since Charles I was beheaded in 1649.
Anne's three-year-old English bull terrier Dotty, who could have faced the death penalty, was spared.
"I order that Dotty be kept under control for the rest of her life," said judge Penelope Hewitt of the magistrates court in Slough, West of London. But she warned: "If there is a repetition...that is the end of it."
awww, let's lop the little pecker's head off
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 15:14:25 (EST)
My two cents are:
Now look, I regret any perceptional grief my alleged lameness has caused. That Phillips piece must have struck the same nerve that got jolted in Ydog's catbrain when the magic word "Plim" was spoken. (Reminds me of that old classic computer adventure game called "ADVENTURE" where the magic word "plugh" had unexpected results.) The sudden recollection of a place from long ago suddenly thrust into the foremind can be a startling event. The summer of Prairie Valley -- the Phillips epoch. That was the summer that Paul McCartney released the RAM L.P. and I golfed my first game and got 11 on the first hole. Amazing how certain brain cells are being strobed for the first time in years! (01)
Glint
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 15:14:15 (EST)
My two cents are:
The patrol may wantto start by roundin' up all Ottos. <> Word to the wise: When Googling for "Phillips Nebraska" make sure to specifically exclude any matches that include the word "Lawrence." A lot less confusing that way. (01)
Glint
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 14:55:38 (EST)
My two cents are:
His lameness depend on the bipolar cycle. When he's this far into the manic phase, he can attain a stunning lameness.
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 14:47:40 (EST)
My two cents are:
Could be. Glint is usually lame, but not THIS lame.
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 14:46:09 (EST)
My two cents are:
Faux-glint?
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 14:45:37 (EST)
My two cents are:
I hope the punk perps will get caught and docked TWO -> FOUR HOURS of pay! (01)
Glint
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 14:42:54 (EST)
My two cents are:
I will say this however. Sounds like things are getting out of hand in Phillips. Back in my day we were throwing banana peels at bicycles or the odd apple cobbler at the windshield of a Ford. Now they're throwing bowling balls off of bridges! What is wrong with the youths that have sprung up from the loins of that detassling crew of olde? Is it the sone of ye window breaker struggling avenge the good pounding his father received at the hands of those whose hands had earlier neutered the laughing stalks of the seed cane? (01) - Friday, November 22, 2002 at 14:38:31 (EST)
My two cents are:
Hey, be easy on L.G. One thing he's obviously not wearied by is the movie "Airplane." Anyone who can get such an obvious high out of "Airplane" is no wet blanket. I suspect that L.G. is one of those guys or gals who dances naked with the lampshade on her head at parties.
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 13:53:54 (EST)
My two cents are:
Interesting. On this machine, Glint's cottage cheese guy makes Netscape crash. Doesn't even faze Internet Explorer. I'm beginning to develop a lot of respect for Internet Explorer. It seems to be able to handle anything the poor sap in Carroll County can dish out.
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 13:50:23 (EST)
My two cents are:
L.G. seems to me to be a guy who doesn't really wade into life, you know? He sort of sets himself off in the distance and comments bemusedly on the affairs of man, the foibles of Al Gore, and whatever other ironic occurrences catch his fancy. He's sort of, like, you know, flaccid. Sort of a limp dishrag at the feast of life. At least that's my take on the guy-- for all I know he plays polo with South American champions and dates the editor of Vogue Magazine.
.
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 13:48:25 (EST)
My two cents are:
L.G. is so blas� his blas� is blas�.
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 13:45:01 (EST)
My two cents are:
Quite the world-weary curmugeon, eh, L.G.?
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 13:44:05 (EST)
My two cents are:
Wow! A real page-turner! Hard to put it dow.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 13:43:00 (EST)
My two cents are:
Fascina... zzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 13:41:46 (EST)
My two cents are:
Algore has been pressing ahead with his Suicide Tour to promote what will be the most unread publication since Mailer's Ancient Evenings. It should have been titled, "How Deep Is My Navel?" Read an interview piece in the NYTimes by Adam Nagourney who stayed awake long enough to write it down. Poor fellow reminds me of the scene in Airplane where the passenger, longing to escape a seat mate's monologue, splashes himself with gas and flicks his Bic.
L.G.
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 13:38:02 (EST)
My two cents are:
Another broken windshield in Phillips, Nebraska? You've got to be kidding! I had a summer job pulling the tassels off corn in Phillips in 1970. Seemed like all the regular employees at the Prairie Valley grain mill were named Otto. Everytime you'd turn around one Otto or another would rasp out something about, "Hey, d'ja know Joe Feeney used to work here?" Anyway back to the windshield. In the morning they'd pick us up in Grand Island while it was still dark and Orion was rising in the east. They'd load us into 2 or 3 panel trucks and we'd ride, standing up, to the first field. I didn't know anybody but met one fellow, Ronnie, who was also from Lincoln. On that job I began to smoke Old Gold filters. To relieve the boredom of the ride that some of the guys took to lobbing small items - dirt clods, pieces of cobs, unwanted items from their lunch boxes, etc. - at passing motorists. One day a Ford LTD was tailgating the truck and I heard taunting noises coming from the back of the truck. For some unexplicable reason I stepped the rear of the vehicle, took out a piece of Aunt Mabel's homemade apple pie and dropped it over the chain. It hit the windshield at driver's eye level and at 65 mph simply exploded to create a starburst smear that ran clear across and up and down the windshield. Well, there were belly laughs a plenty, let me tell you! The car swerved and careened while the guys held their bellies and slapped their thighs. The driver of the car floored it and passed the unruly truck and that was it. When we pulled into the Prairie Valley Corp. parking lot the truck's occupants were suddenly silent. When I looked between the planks on the side of the truck I instandly realized why. Standing next to a car with a gummed up windshield and pieces of apple on the roof and hood was the driver, and the head Otto. Head otto pulled himself up and into the bed of the truck and began reading us the riot act. He wanted to know who "crapped up" this guys car. Everyone was silent, including me. I didn't wan to get fired because I was saving my money for a ten speed. Otto gave us 3 minutes to name the guilty party or we would get docked an hour's pay ($1.40). Nobody crossed the thin green line. I was amazed because these strangers didn't owe me a thing. Otto said we hereby docked. Before he jumped out of the truck, he turned and said, "And if I were you, when I got back into town tonight, I'd be sure to find the guy who got me docked and pound him." <GULP!> That was the first time I didn't want to see my last cornfield of the day. Could have worked all night if they'd let us. On the truck ride going back I overheard conspiracies of how they were going to beat the shinola out of the b-hole who got them docked. When the truck pulled up I was resigned to going home to Aunt Mabel with a bashed in face and some broken ribs. As we we were stepping down off the truck someone yelled, "There he is, let's get him!" I closed my eyes and nothing happened. Then I peeked and saw about 25 guys chasing this one poor dude down the street. There were still a few guys like me who didn't partake in the chase, so I asked one of them if he knew what was going on. He said that a couple of nights ago that guy had thrown a rock at a car and had broken the windshield. The company had to pay for the windshield and they were doing it by docking everyone's pay. Some guys were mad and were going to take it out of his hide. That was a relief. <> Later that summer at the state fair in Lincoln I found a Prairie Valley booth. I went over to it with my father and proudly told the toothy Otto manning the booth that I had once worked there. A serious expression crossed his face. He looked into the distance and said, "Joe Feeney used to work here too." So, I asked, "Who's Joe Feeney?" An expression that was cross between amazement and wrath crossed Ottos's face. "Who's Joe Feeney?" he mocked, "You don't know who Joe Feeney is?" He walked away and sat back down in his chair, and looked away. As we walked away I was feeling confused and asked my Father who Joe Feeney was. A singer on Lawrence Welk, he said. OK, whatever. - Friday, November 22, 2002 at 13:06:07 (EST)
My two cents are:
LONDON, England (Reuters) -- Laptops have always been a hot item but a 50-year-old scientist did not realise to what extent until he burned his penis.
The previously healthy father of two remembered feeling a burning sensation after he had been writing a report at home for about an hour with the computer on his lap.
He noticed a redness and irritation the following day but it was not until he was examined by a doctor that he realised how much damage had been done.
"The ventral part of his scrotal skin had turned red, and there was a blister with a diameter of about two centimetres (0.8 inches)," Claes-Gorn Ostenson, of the Karolinska Institute in Sweden, wrote in a letter published in The Lancet medical journal on Friday.
Two days later, the blisters broke and the wounds became infected and then crusted but after about a week the unidentified scientist was "healing quite rapidly."
Ostenson noted that the computer manual did warn against operating it directly on exposed skin but said the patient had lap burns even though he had been wearing trousers and underpants.
"This...story should be taken as a serious warning against use of a laptop in a literal sense," he added.
Dr. Lydick? <sounds like BS to me, the liar>
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 12:51:41 (EST)
My two cents are:
So Glint, what did he write?
Pete�
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 12:47:40 (EST)
My two cents are:
However, most of the time poor dead Carl was left with nothing to say but profanities...
Glint
From: Glint Breightly ([email protected])
Subject: Charter Skeptic (was re: What did Judas Betray?)
Date: 1992-12-24 22:08:20 PST
>>[email protected] (Glint Breightly) writes:
>[email protected] (Carl J Lydick) writes:
>>This doesn't sound narrow minded, does it?
>No, it just sounds about as stupid as most of the other bullshit from Jesus
freaks.
Looks like the discussion on this thread has run its course.
Glint
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 12:34:21 (EST)
My two cents are:
The problem here is that the only bookhead that the nerd from the dry land has read appears to be Bateson. Bateson! Egads! Not even Mumford, but Bateson! No wonder he is toasted. Bateson! Bah, Ha!
Pete�
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 12:22:29 (EST)
My two cents are:
PHILLIPS, Neb. �� Two people were injured when someone dropped bowling balls off an Interstate 80 overpass onto traffic early Friday.
One ball struck a tractor-trailer, and another broke through the windshield of a van that was following close behind it, injuring two women inside, the Nebraska State Patrol said.
State Patrol spokeswoman Terri Teuber said the women suffered cuts to their faces. "It's not life threatening," Teuber said.
The truck's windshield also was broken when the ball hit it about 2 a.m. just east of Grand Island, but the driver wasn't injured, Teuber said.
No one had been arrested Friday morning.
"The parties involved in this incident are very lucky they didn't kill anyone," Teuber said.
� 2002 The Associated Press
more knuckleheads in Nebraska: Jackass, Part Deux
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 12:16:00 (EST)
My two cents are:
There were times that Carl could be civilized, particularly when discussing items of scientific interest...
Glint
From: Carl J Lydick ([email protected])
Subject: re: Help with debate, re:Mars face
Newsgroups: sci.skeptic
Date: 1994-04-01 09:32:33 PST
In [email protected] (Glint Breightly) writes:
=>I have a copy of DiPietro's book and can provide Viking image ID's for
=>both "faces". All you have to do is ask, and I will look them up.
=
=
=Well, people have been asking, so I'll post it here...
=
=These are from the book "Unusual Mars Surface Features", 4th Edition,
=(c) 1988, by Vincent DiPietro of Mars Research.
=
=
= Feature Image Res. Book Ref.
=
= Cydonia Face 35A72 High Figure 2 p. 14
= Cydonia Face 70A13 High Figure 22 p. 37
= Cydonia Face 753A33 Low Figure 31 p. 48
= Cydonia Face 753A34 Low Figure 32 p. 49
= Cydonia Face 673B54 Low Figure 33 p. 50
= Cydonia Face 673B56 Low Figure 34 p. 51
= Utopia Face 86A10 High Figures 60 p. 99; 61 p. 100
= Utopia Face 243S01 Low Figure 64, p. 104
= Utopia Face 541A14 Low Figure 65, p. 105
Now, if only we had a source of the raw data for each of these images so
everyone could see just how creative DiPietro was in "enhancing" the images.
Along with a description of the techniques DiPietro used for his
"enhancements."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Carl J Lydick | INTERnet: [email protected] | NSI/HEPnet: SOL1::CARL
Disclaimer: Hey, I understand VAXen and VMS. That's what I get paid for. My
understanding of astronomy is purely at the amateur level (or below). So
unless what I'm saying is directly related to VAX/VMS, don't hold me or my
organization responsible for it. If it IS related to VAX/VMS, you can try to
hold me responsible for it, but my organization had nothing to do with it.
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 12:14:36 (EST)
My two cents are:
Manic phase.
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 12:07:46 (EST)
My two cents are:
Glint debated a famous incindiary atheist and lived to tell the tale? My, we certainly have some heavy lumber here on the fornigate site! Who would have guessed?
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 12:06:30 (EST)
My two cents are:
"Pagacy." That's rich! Way to "play on words," Glint! You da man, as the Negroes say.
Harlan St. Wolf
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 12:03:46 (EST)
My two cents are:
Hostile worshop lawsuit? Sounds bad. If it makes you feel any better, you're still allowed to have a slip of the tongue or two before prosecution, even if the slip reveals your essentially asinine barren mediocrity of character.
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 11:56:55 (EST)
My two cents are:
When I first came on the Net 10+ years ago I was a civilized sort of fellow. Usenetting around the comp.* and sci.astro.* hierarchies for the most part. Then came the unshaven hordes typified by the Web TVer and the AOLers often described as a diesel smoke belching bus full of crippled Ebola victims hocking lewgies and tossing used condoms and tampons out the windows at the other motorists on the the Al Gore Memorial highway (named in honor of the son of a former Sen. K.K. Klan of Tennesses). Now I've turned into one of them - one of you, miserable bitter biters on of the Clinton Legacy. (More of a "pegacy" like the one he was busy pushing around.) But I was well trained. Learned to debate by going toe to toe with the legendary incendiary late athiest Carl Lydick over on sci.skeptic. Remember that name and Google it. Debated the Caliban sucker right down into his grave! So, I'd watch it if I were you. - Friday, November 22, 2002 at 11:54:55 (EST)
My two cents are:
Got a flu shot yesterday. Here inside the bubble flu shots are "free" to pay checkees. I was in line in front of a woman who was recently laid off. Her last day is Dec 6. They called her "Tippy" (rhymes with titty). Name reminds me of Tipper (rhymes with titter). I always have to be mindful when I use her nickname, lest I slip up and get a big fat hostile worshop lawsuit on my hands. Too bad she has to go. >WHEW!< - Friday, November 22, 2002 at 11:43:18 (EST)
My two cents are:
The cottage cheese guy gets quite a laugh out of his audience. It's nice to know that even someone like that can find appreciation in this world. Maybe there's hope for Pete.
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 10:54:46 (EST)
My two cents are:
To be more precise, some kind o' magic freaking eight-ball.
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 10:52:47 (EST)
My two cents are:
Yup. A magic freaking eight-ball. My middle name.
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 10:51:42 (EST)
My two cents are:
What are you, some kind o' magic freaking eight-ball?
Tony Clifton
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 10:15:18 (EST)
My two cents are:
If you have to ask the question, you can't know the answer.
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 09:40:27 (EST)
My two cents are:
At 21:44:45 some rambler babbled, "Get in touch with your inner Anna Nicole�..we all have one. Finding mine scared the shit out of Captain Semioticon"
Who or what the h*ck is Captain Semioticon?
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 09:01:29 (EST)
My two cents are:
"Intglay ucksay?" Glint suck?
you wish!
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 08:38:21 (EST)
My two cents are:
Y'know gnat, Somebody's wearin' a lot of perfume around here. Must be THAT TIME OF THE MONTH!
Tony Clifton
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 08:32:24 (EST)
My two cents are:
Just like Topsy, the Homeland Security Bill just grew and grew. Practically overnight.
gnat
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 02:12:00 (EST)
My two cents are:
Bush is the perfect, the quintessestial Republican: save your own ass, because it's the most important thing there is. In fact, it's the only important thing there is, except maybe for oil.
Anonymous.
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 01:59:49 (EST)
My two cents are:
Not quite sure he finished the pet goat story before escaping to the big cocoon in the sky.
gnat
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 00:08:52 (EST)
My two cents are:
My, Harlan, you've certainly become voluble.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 23:35:46 (EST)
My two cents are:
Why won't the liberals admit that running away on 911 was admirable prudence on the president's part? It proved that our national leader knows "when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em." Knows when to walk away and when to run. Rudolf Giuliani, in contrast, was foolishly imprudent. What if a piece of the Twin Towers had fallen on him? The people of the Tri-County area would have been left without a ruler, much as the country would have beel left muddled and directionless if the president had not thought first about his own safety, and hustled himself off to the mid-continental bunkers! There is something majestic about a man who, faced with an unknown threat, hustles off to the very center of a continent, as far away from danger as he can conceivably get! I believe that if there had been a way to burrow down to the very center of the earth our president would have found it. There is a leader we can all respect, make no mistake.
Harlan St. Wolf
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 23:27:12 (EST)
My two cents are:
Glint has put some sort of yelling on the old site! That's great, because the shitty music was taking a long time to come on, and I might leave the page loading by mistake and hear it from anohter room, have to come over and stop the load. Now I hear the squawking right away, before any chance to get up out of the chair and stroll off. Kudos to Glint for a job well done! You are the Jesse Helms and the Strom Thurmond of this page, all rolled into one overweight middle American asshole. I salute you!
.
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 23:20:18 (EST)
My two cents are:
It's true that English, as a language, carries quite a bit of meaning. Carries quite a bit of sound, too. Did you know that it's the only language in the world capable of really plumbing the expressive power of rock 'n' roll? That's why the Swedes, the French, even the Japanese all sing rock 'n' roll in English as well as in their home tongues. I'll bet the Anna Nicole show is in English, right? End of story!
.
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 23:14:23 (EST)
My two cents are:
Did you catch that young Negress, Condaleeza, interviewed by that liberal woman on the Public station? My Lord, but that Condy woman is smart! And by cracky, if I were a young blood why I'd surely give that fine figure of a woman a tickle, dad-burn it if I wouldn't! Of course, I've never been too keen on race mixing, so it would be all in fun, but I can see why a young buck would marry the woman. Have to be quite a guy, though, to handle that bundle!
Harlan St. Wolf
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 23:08:40 (EST)
My two cents are:
Sounds like a liberal snake complaining about shedding its skin.
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 23:02:22 (EST)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 22:31:47 (EST)
My two cents are:
But bateson was the co-ev guy, him and ginsberg and fuller. Maybe it's conspicuism, maybe ovit-based, but it's fringe conspicuism. Hand me a napkin damnit, and another pen.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 22:26:03 (EST)
My two cents are:
Point taken, in fact the linguist Pearce maintained that the medium is the message. certanly true of Anna and cable. English, as a language, carries quite of bit of meaning. When we pick a vacation destination we ask "do they speak english?" Sending a letter says something quite different than a phone call with the same information.. Not the chestbeating, no fear of that hear god no, or more specifically "no god" no. Appreciate the concern though, not wanting to be William Lederers ugly american, which relates as you see to the class distinctions in the US evolving under the commodity fetish and sale of conspicuous consumption. We become Anna Nicole or Kimmy, or Bobby Trendy. The show portrays our socioconic role/categoies under the post commodity fetish economic theory.
Captain Semioticon
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 22:18:00 (EST)
My two cents are:
Bateson was the word I was looking for. Conspicuous Batesonism.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 22:06:01 (EST)
My two cents are:
You know, Captain S., that rumination would grab me a whole lot more if I had purchased the cable. That's where she is, isn't it, on the cable? She sure isn't on any of the airwave-style channels that come in here through the great big early-70's antenna that came on top of this place like a cherry on a police cruiser. Poor bastard invested in a big antenna on a big pole, with a motor that spins it around, right about the time they came and dug up his street and laid TV copper. If I were mulling things, I'd mull television and the copper cable and the antenna, and let the suits go. The suits aren't conspicuous, they're more camo, maybe. Last time I went there it was to buy a shirt with French cuffs and it was damned hard to find, which tells me that we're still rubes as far as the old c. consumption, because there's nothing so unneccessary as French cuffs. For me it has one purpose, which is to let you wear jewlery on your cuffs, or maybe to get some use out of the cufflinks Aunt Myrt gave you or that Richard Nixon gave you as a souvenier of your visit to the White House. I've wore that shirt twice in five years. It's really nice cloth, not broadcloth, some sort of soft cotton weave with a designer's name on it, cheap because nobody buys the damn things hardly. Watch out that conspicuous consumption doesn't turn into conspicuous breast-beating or conspicuous whosis, whirly-gigism.
Captain Looka the Cuffs
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 22:04:17 (EST)
My two cents are:
So in a capitalist economy, you and the economy co-define each other like Bateson and the ecosystem? Not symbiosis, but co-evolution?
Captain Sysrtems Theory
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 21:54:41 (EST)
My two cents are:
Welcome to the world of the GOP.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 21:52:39 (EST)
My two cents are:
Bought some new work clothes the other day. Dress clothes, for meetings mostly, not for everyday. Modest I think, two suits, two shirts, two ties. Had shoes.
It was the first time in my entire life I have ever gone in somewhere and just bought whatever fancy expensive formal clothes I felt like suited me in style and grace in some appropriate price range. It was a mall department store and we had a service person. I felt like Anna Nicole. It was my first moment. My first Anna Nicole moment.
It wasn�t the clothes, it was the experience of purchase power. For me it was unavoidably stained with the taste of post-industrial conspicuousst moment. My first Anna Nicole moment.
It wasn�t the clothes, it was the experience of purchase power. For me it was unavoidably stained with the taste of post-industrial conspicuous. consumption. As a post industrial marxist, I find this exemplar of commodity fetishism, I would propose that the act of �mall purchasing� is in itself a commodity, a commodity fetish. This is true because the mall sells consupmtion in front of others, guarantees others see you shop here and there but not there or here� hence the individual becomes defined, defines himself through his purchases and enters the realm of defining himself through the fetish purchase mindset. This is what we watch when we watch Anna Nicole, a woman defining herself through purchase, through conspicuous consumption, purchasing not only in a mall but in a mall that is on national tv. Anna Nicole is televising commodity fetishism.
Can you purchase what �Anna Nicole did�? No, but can you recreate the experience of �purchase�. Over and over you can, refining it again and again until you recreate the �Anna Nicole� moment. This is the critical point. Each of us recreate ourselves through struggling to attain the capacity for commodity fetish purchases.
It is at that moment, when we create our perfect �Anna� moment, that we define ourselves. Here we become �our inner Anna Nicole�
So that�s the next step, to recognize your inner Anna Nicole. Get in touch with your inner Anna Nicole�..we all have one. Finding mine scared the shit out of
Captain Semioticon
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 21:44:45 (EST)
My two cents are:
Sounds like a liberal snake complaining about shedding its skin.
Pete�
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 20:58:19 (EST)
My two cents are:
'Dear, dear! How queer everything is today!
And yesterday things went on just as usual.
I wonder if I've been changed in the night?
Let me think: was I the same
when I got up this morning?
I almost think I can
remember feeling a little different.
wonder in aliceland
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 19:37:26 (EST)
My two cents are:
Intglay ucksay
Anonymous.
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 19:36:07 (EST)
My two cents are:
ismjay
Anonymous.
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 18:17:01 (EST)
My two cents are:
Hot beef injections = death sentence.
WARNING
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 18:03:03 (EST)
My two cents are:
Where does the New York Times get the expertise to start popping off about "the world of journalism." That's real barf alert material.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 17:55:42 (EST)
My two cents are:
How can you post such scandalous crap on this page? You should put it in a urine-colored font or something, to warn people!
Aghast in Arlington Park, Illinois
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 17:54:28 (EST)
My two cents are:
The Fox News Presidential Adviser
oliticos who morph into journalists do themselves and their new profession no favor if they fail to shed their partisan habits. Roger Ailes, the vinegary chairman of Fox News, shows no sign of understanding that. Not long after Sept. 11, we learn from Bob Woodward's new book, "Bush at War," Mr. Ailes advised President Bush how to cope with the aftermath of the terrorist attacks. That would be fine, were Mr. Ailes still in the business of advising political candidates, but as a top executive of a news organization he should know better than to offer private counsel to Mr. Bush.
Mr. Ailes's action seems especially hypocritical for someone who has spent years trumpeting the fairness of Fox and the partisanship of just about everybody else in the news business. Fox's promotional slogan is: "We report. You decide." But the news channel has a Republican tilt and a conservative agenda.
Mr. Ailes, a former Republican strategist who helped the president's father win the White House in 1988, has argued that his missive contained not political counseling but personal advice about presidential policies. The difference hardly matters in the world of journalism.
Any other network news executive might have trouble keeping his job after a similar misstep. Mr. Ailes will undoubtedly hold onto his post, given Fox's success challenging CNN and MSNBC in the ratings. Even so, the head of any channel that promises a balanced news report shouldn't be doing double duty as an adviser to the president.
Thank God for Coulter! If she hadn't bitched about that editorial, some other great mind would of had to.
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 17:53:08 (EST)
My two cents are:
At a later news conference, Prime Minister Jean Chr�tien would not comment on Mr. Bush's appeal, other than to say he would like to pump more money into the military, but the government has many other priorities.
"Me too, I would like to spend more money on defence. I'd like to spend more money on everything, but we have to make these decisions when come the budget," he said.
Earlier in the day, a senior Canadian official, who asked not to be identified, called Mr. Bush "a moron" because of his efforts to push the war against Iraq to the top of NATO's agenda. The summit was to focus on expansion and moderation of the alliance, but Mr. Bush has used his clout to make Iraq the dominant issue at the meeting.
"Moron", huh? Funny he should think of that word to describe Bush.
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 17:47:20 (EST)
My two cents are:
OK, quick: assuming Coulter's screed is true, how many of you are scandalized that the times dissed Ailes?
Anonymous.
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 17:36:47 (EST)
My two cents are:
Nina Totenberg leaked information? Is that possible? Can a reporter leak info? I thought reporters were the leakees, not the leakers.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 17:33:26 (EST)
My two cents are:
Do you suppose H-man was Gloop all along? Sort of a perversion safety valve?
Anonymous.
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 17:31:08 (EST)
My two cents are:
Ahh, good, Glint's back with the "hot beef injection" hilarity. You go, boy!
Anonymous.
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 17:30:28 (EST)
My two cents are:
Wait a minute, Ann.... Nixon resigned in, what, 1973? Kennedy had been dead ten years! Do you really think he yukked secretly to Bradlee that Nixon would probably hire a bunch of burglars if he ever became president, and have them rifle the offices of people he didn't like?
Coulter is of the Pete School of history. Next up, how Woodrow Wilson started WW I.
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 17:29:12 (EST)
My two cents are:
Hudson, Rock meet Infected, Rod.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 17:28:22 (EST)
My two cents are:
And after "yukking it up" with John Kennedy!
scandalous!
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 17:25:47 (EST)
My two cents are:
Rock Hudson took one too many hot beef injections in his posterior section.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 17:25:08 (EST)
My two cents are:
Say what you will, I will never believe that Ben Bradlee went to far as to cheer when Nixon resigned.
Too amazing to contemplate.
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 17:24:59 (EST)
My two cents are:
Good Morning America? Today? Katie Couric? I'm beginning to see Coulter's problem-- this is where she thinks you're supposed to find "journalistic neutrality." Hasn't she seen the eyebrows flapping?
Anonymous.
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 17:23:33 (EST)
My two cents are:
Rock Hudson had AIDS?
doubt it
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 17:19:54 (EST)
My two cents are:
Yes. It seems that the Times is against the plan to build a Fourth Reich in America. Jews, you understand.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 16:49:15 (EST)
My two cents are:
Didn't have time for the urine-colored screed... did the New York Times do it again?
Anonymous.
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 16:38:15 (EST)
My two cents are:
Let's see, quisling, quisling.... oh, yeah, the loyal Iraqi opposition-- guys the snipper wants to set up as oil puppets. Quisling.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 16:37:20 (EST)
My two cents are:
Is this the end of Pete, or is it always like this?
?
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 16:34:25 (EST)
My two cents are:
If you had been in London maybe you could have attended the public autopsy in an art gallery. Admission cost -$19.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 14:51:29 (EST)
My two cents are:
The clip about that "pan_evaporation_paradox" is interesting, Pete. Reminds me about that other paradox. You remember, the one that asks "how can Clinton's crusty dry stain be on the dress of someone he denies having sex in any way shape or form with." The "plop evaporation paradox" I think it was called. (01)
Glint (in full)
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 14:49:31 (EST)
My two cents are:
remember, the one that asks "how can Clinton's crusty dry stain be on the dress of someone he denies having sex in any way shape or form with." The "plop evaporation paradox" I think it was called. (01)
Glint
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 14:48:48 (EST)
My two cents are:
"...a little like the moment in 1985 when an ailing Rock Hudson finally explained that he had AIDS."
I ROTFLMAOed!!
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 14:36:57 (EST)
My two cents are:
Wow, that was a lot of garbage. Even for Anne Coulter!
Pete�
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 14:26:59 (EST)
My two cents are:
Glint, do you have any photos for an autopsy of cowardog's Dead Ophelia? Doinkerz (01)
Pete�
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 14:23:10 (EST)
My two cents are:
Great Gray Lady In Spat With Saloon Hussy
November 20, 2002
BEFORE WE BEGIN, how happy is Dick Gephardt that he never has to take another four-hour phone call from Barbra Streisand?
I did not realize how devastating the midterm elections were to liberals until seeing the Great Gray Lady reduced to starting a catfight with Fox News Channel. It has come to this. The New York Times was in high dudgeon this week upon discovering that Fox News chairman Roger Ailes sent a letter to the Bush White House nine days after Sept. 11. As the corpses of thousands of his fellow Americans lay in smoldering heaps, Ailes evidently recommended getting rough with the terrorists.
One imagines Karl Rove running down the hallway to the president's office waving Ailes' letter and shouting "Mr. President! Mr. President! I have the memo! We've got to fight back!"
I assume it's superfluous to mention that there is nothing illegal about Ailes giving advice to the president � though admittedly, I have not consulted the "living Constitution" in the past 24 hours to see if a new penumbra specifically about Fox News has sprouted. But the Times was a monument of self-righteous indignation because hard news men are supposed to stay neutral between America and terrorism.
Of course, the Times hasn't been reticent in giving the president advice on the war. (Surrender now!)
Nor was there much neutrality shown between George Bush and the Nobel Peace Prize Committee. After the Norwegians � who gave us the term "quisling" � awarded former President Jimmy Carter the Peace Prize citing his vocal opposition to President Bush's war policies, the press sprang to action. The whole chorus began calling this comically inept president one of America's "greatest." Good Morning America's Charles Gibson said Carter had "become, in the opinion of many, the greatest ex-president of modern times."
MSNBC's Brian Williams � who worked for Carter � asked a history professor if it was fair to call Carter "the best former president in, at minimum, modern American history, and perhaps, well, I guess, the last 200 years?" (Absolutely, historian Marshall Frady replied.) On the "Today" show, Katie Couric said: "I mean, it's so wonderful ... and so well-deserved."
Other great moments in journalistic neutrality include NPR's Nina Totenberg leaking information about Anita Hill that she got from Sen. Howard Metzenbaum's staff, and the Washington Post's Ben Bradlee yukking it up on the phone with President Kennedy and later cheering when President Nixon resigned.
So it's interesting that the Times viewed Ailes' letter as an affront to objective journalism.
But this was more than the media's usual insane point that they � the least impartial industry in America � must maintain absolute neutrality between George Bush and the terrorists. The Times went further to imply that by supporting his own country in the war on terrorism, Ailes had unmistakably marked himself as a "partisan conservative."
If Ailes had written a letter recommending a tax hike, blathering on and on about Ailes' conservative bias wouldn't have made sense. Instead, he had recommended the harshest measures possible against the terrorists. As far as the Times was concerned, this was the smoking gun of partisanship. The paper railed that Ailes purports to be an "unbiased journalist, not a conservative spokesman." Fox News is "the self-proclaimed fair and balanced news channel." But now the Times had caught him red-handed, pursuing "an undisguised ideological agenda." Ailes is secretly rooting for America!
At least we finally have it from the horse's own mouth. The Times openly admits that the "conservative" position is to take America's side against the terrorists. Why do they get so snippy when I say that?
This welcome admission went unremarked upon only because it is simply taken for granted that liberals root against their own country. As the Times said of Ailes' letter, it "was less shocking than it was liberating � a little like the moment in 1985 when an ailing Rock Hudson finally explained that he had AIDS." We always knew you were traitors, and now you've admitted it.
The Times was a whirligig of pointless insinuations � "secretly gave advice to," "back-channel message" "shocking," "confirmed yesterday" and "revelations." (Eager Times readers will have to wait another day for the revelation of "Pinch" Sulzberger's SAT scores.) Belittling Fox News is so pleasurable for the Times that it didn't occur to them that they had given up the ghost on their faux patriotism.
Fox News should agree to admit it is conservative as soon as all other media admit they are liberal. Fox is manifestly closer to the center than the others. On the Times' definition of "conservative" (harsh with the terrorists) and "liberal" (soft on the terrorists), the public is with Fox News. We took a pretty conclusive poll on that a couple of weeks ago. The people, in their infinite wisdom, have spoken.
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 14:20:44 (EST)
My two cents are:
Would appear Americans are not that safe in Kuwait...the country we supposedly rescued from the evil Saddam.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 14:17:30 (EST)
My two cents are:
Don't be too critical of Michael. Perhaps he's a changeling.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 14:08:05 (EST)
My two cents are:
Glurt? The Roelle persona? He's way to crafty to expose himself like that, anonymous. We'll have to leave it up to the technical wizardry of the DOJ.
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- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 13:59:13 (EST)
My two cents are:
Great autopsy pictures Gloop! Will you print some of the neighbor boy, Brian, along with a summary of your fantasy intentions? Ashcroft is taking way too long on this.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 13:55:59 (EST)
My two cents are:
Interesting. Now we have two blurbs that demonstrate the mentality of males(?) on this page.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 13:55:50 (EST)
My two cents are:
Passers-by in Berlin were shocked today as they witnessed the spectacle of a tiny, angry eight-month-old baby dangling Michael Jackson by the foot from a balcony of the luxurious Aldon Hotel.
As the stunned crowd gasped below, the visibly enraged baby let go of Mr. Jackson's foot, letting the self-styled "King of Pop" fall seventy feet to the pavement below.
"Beat that!" the baby was overheard shouting, in an apparent reference to the once-popular entertainer's hit single from his platinum-selling "Thriller" album of two decades ago.
The baby, who was immediately nabbed by Berlin police, was identified at Prince Michael II, son of Mr. Jackson and listed in Burke's Peerage as "The Crown Prince of Pop."
In am expletive-laden police confession released later in the day, the outspoken baby revealed that he had dropped Mr. Jackson out of the window because the moonwalking entertainer and finally become "just too weird."
"I'm tired of that freak," the eight-month-old said in one of the few printable exchanges in the interview transcript. "You try living with a guy who takes an oxygen tank everywhere he goes and sleeps with a llama. Whoever started calling him 'Wacko Jacko' really said it all."
After falling seventy feet to the pavement, Mr. Jackson shattered into more than one thousand synthetic pieces, observers said.
But plastic surgeons at Berlin Metropolitan Hospital said that Mr. Jackson was currently being reassembled and was "doing well."
"The only piece that appears to be missing is his nose, but Mr. Jackson has demonstrated that he can survive without one," a hospital spokesman said.
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 13:16:57 (EST)
My two cents are:
Speaking of autopsies, here's one on the death of the Clinton coattails. It even has a couple of twisted corpses thrown in, those of Wellstone and Mink...
Glint
The Clinton Drag
This Election Day, he hurt Democrats more than he helped.
hursday, November 21
Did Bill Clinton help or hurt the candidates he stumped for
this year? Some commentators argue that the former
president has lost his appeal since most of the candidates
he campaigned for lost. "The stumpers got stomped," says
Newsweek political writer Howard Fineman, referring to the
Clintons. "This election was the official end of the
Clinton-Gore era."
Richard Blow, a former editor of George magazine,
disagrees. Writing for the liberal Web site TomPaine.com,
he says "there's no evidence that [Democratic candidates]
lost because of a Clinton visit, and lots of evidence that
they lost for entirely different reasons."
The truth lies closer to Mr. Fineman's view than to Mr.
Blow's. Conservatives who say the election was a
repudiation of Bill or Hillary Clinton are overreaching,
but Mr. Blow and others are also stretching a point when
they cite victories by several candidates Mr. Clinton
campaigned for.
The ex-president did stump for Jennifer Granholm, who was
elected Michigan's first female governor. But she won by
only three percentage points, a much smaller margin than
any poll forecast. Similarly, Arkansas Attorney General
Mark Pryor, the only Democrat to defeat a GOP Senate
incumbent, did finally allow himself to appear with his
state's most well known political figure at a small rally
in Pine Bluff in late October. But the Memphis Commercial-
Appeal noted that "Pryor has previously shunned campaign
appearances with Clinton in the former president's visits
to his home state this year."
Surely Mr. Pryor's reluctance was prompted by something
other than scheduling problems.
Where Mr. Clinton was a clear benefit to Democrats was in
fund-raising. He and Mrs. Clinton are the party's most
sought-after speakers at gatherings where cash is separated
from Democratic donors. "He's always been a good provider,"
Rep. Gary Ackerman of New York once told me. But he
acknowledged that Mr. Clinton had to be selectively used on
the campaign trail for fear of alienating independent
voters or stimulating GOP turnout.
Contrary to Mr. Blow, there is some evidence that Mr.
Clinton was a liability even where Democrats thought his
campaign appearances wouldn't be controversial. Hawaii is a
staunchly Democratic state, having gone for Mr. Clinton by
19 points in 1992 and 25 points in 1996, and even backing
Jimmy Carter in 1980 and Michael Dukakis in 1988. But this
year, the state Democratic Party's 40-year grip on the
governor's mansion was in jeopardy when Republican Linda
Lingle, a former mayor of Maui, was tied in the polls with
Democratic Lt. Gov. Mazie Hirono in late-October. Local
unions decided to spend $100,000 to fly Mr. Clinton to the
state in a private jet for a series of get-out-the-vote
rallies.
Mr. Clinton arrived in Hawaii on Oct. 29, flying all night
after attending the infamous "memorial service" in
Minneapolis for the late Sen. Paul Wellstone. In Hawaii,
Mr. Clinton made appearances at rallies on all the state's
major islands: Hawaii, Kauai, Maui and Oahu.
In Honolulu, he appeared at an event that had been marketed
as a "memorial service" for Rep. Patsy Mink, who died on
Sept. 28. It was Minnesota writ small: Mr. Clinton used the
occasion to exhort the crowd to elect a Democratic
governor. While criticism of the event was not nearly as
intense as in Minnesota, and it got little national
attention, many callers to talk shows felt that Mr.
Clinton's politicking was inappropriate.
At his Kauai rally, Mr. Clinton responded to a heckler who
yelled out "Liar!" with yet another one of his trademark
whoppers: "Newt Gingrich once told me, 'I'm sorry we have
to be so mean to you, but if we fought fairly, we'd lose
every time.' " Mr. Gingrich says this tale is "completely
untrue." Does anyone believe that a seasoned politician
like Mr. Gingrich would have told his chief adversary such
a thing?
Mr. Clinton drew enthusiastic crowds to his rallies, but
the election results were devastating for the Democrats.
Ms. Lingle won, 52% to 47%, ending the Democrats' one-party
monopoly rule of the executive branch. Republicans won
upset wins in mayoral races in Maui and Kauai, and gained
seats in the state Senate while losing some ground in the
state House.
The Clinton visit played a role in the Democratic defeat.
Polls showed a sharp turn away from Democrats after Mr.
Clinton's visit, Democratic pollster Don Clegg told the
Honolulu Advertiser after the election. Ms. Hirono held a
slight lead over Ms. Lingle through the Thursday before
Election Day. Then the polls show an upswing on Friday and
Saturday for Ms. Lingle. Suddenly, Ms. Hirono was 10 points
behind. After reviewing the campaigns, Mr. Clegg "concluded
some undecided voters were troubled by President Clinton's
visit last week on behalf of Democrats," the Advertiser
reported.
Of course, many other factors played into the Democrats'
historic loss in Hawaii. However, you can bet that
regardless of what Democrats say publicly, they will
privately be even more selective about deploying Mr.
Clinton in future campaigns. Leave Mr. Clinton to fund-
raising in small groups of the party faithful. A more
dignified ex-president, Nobel Peace Prize winner Jimmy
Carter, may look more appealing to Democratic candidates.
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 13:13:09 (EST)
My two cents are:
"New poll shows Terrell in lead"
- Republican candidate could be attracting share of Democrat vote -
A new poll that shows U.S. Senate candidate Suzanne Haik Terrell ahead of incumbent Democrat Mary Landrieu. The poll surveyed 503 likely voters.
Results show that if the runoff were held today, Terrell would get 48% of the vote and Landrieu 40%. The eight-point Terrell advantage is outside the poll's 4% margin of error.
polls schmolls
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 12:58:28 (EST)
My two cents are:
"Despite dying in March the man's toe-nails had continued to grow."
Perhaps he wasn't really dead yet!
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 12:35:17 (EST)
My two cents are:
Public autopsy. Got any popcorn?
Glint
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 12:26:54 (EST)
My two cents are:
So cold, so bitter too.
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 11:26:11 (EST)
My two cents are:
"Whooops! Hey! Lookout! I think you sat in some cottage cheese. Pardon me, that's your ass!"
Tony Clifton
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 11:22:28 (EST)
My two cents are:
The time when Pete goes totally looney for three weeks?
Anonymous.
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 11:03:48 (EST)
My two cents are:
Must be that time of the month.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 10:51:44 (EST)
My two cents are:
That's pretty cold, gnat.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 09:18:13 (EST)
My two cents are:
I feel so safe knowing that in times of peril my president did not run like a scared rabbit. Not every president would be able to continue reading to kids about a pet goat. It was only later that he inched into his big cocoon where he would be safe for a time. Then he would emerge as The Very Hungry Caterpillar ready to consume Saddam.
gnat
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 00:13:44 (EST)
My two cents are:
THE PRESIDENT: Thank you, Jordan. Well, Jordan, you're not going to believe what state I was in when I heard about the terrorist attack. I was in Florida. And my Chief of Staff, Andy Card -- actually, I was in a classroom talking about a reading program that works. I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower -- the TV was obviously on. And I used to fly, myself, and I said, well, there's one terrible pilot. I said, it must have been a horrible accident
White House statements said Bush heard of the twin tower attacks when his chief of staff, Andrew Card, spoke in his ear in the classroom as he addressed the children. There was the famous picture of Card leaning over Bush accompanied by headlines like: The Moment Bush Knew.
will the realy george bush please stand up
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 23:52:47 (EST)
My two cents are:
When are we going to nail Osama's skin to the barn door? It seems as if I've been waiting a year!
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 23:13:21 (EST)
My two cents are:
Hey, so what? For some people it's their rain gutters. For others it might be how many Leyland cypress it takes to hedge off their lot lines.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 23:11:38 (EST)
My two cents are:
I am vaguely reminded of all the years poor Glint was "forced to watch as Clinton was pushing his c0ck around looking for the attention of women." Don't know exactly what reminds me of it... maybe seeing his pathetic bragging about the length of his lot lines reminds me of all the horror the poor suffering bastard has been put through. He's been "forced to watch" and ponder so many things he disapproves of that it's a wonder he hasn't gone stark raving perverted and started lusting after neighborhood boys and bragging about the length of his lot lines.
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- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 23:09:52 (EST)
My two cents are:
No, thank YOU. Slinging the daisy-cutters around and blowing up wedding parties of people who don't confront me always makes me feel comfortable and well-guarded.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 22:13:25 (EST)
My two cents are:
Thanks, guy, we aim to please. And you're going to feel even safer once we start some wars in the Middle East. Oh sure, this may rile up the A-rab, but we can handle him.
Bandy -legs
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 22:12:00 (EST)
My two cents are:
Geesh, I feel a thousand percent safer now that Bush has a great big Homeland Security bureaucracy made out of a bunch of little bureaucracies!
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 21:12:14 (EST)
My two cents are:
Pete is ignorant about the proper prepostion to use with "ignorant."
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 20:58:12 (EST)
My two cents are:
As fat as those polynesians are, you'd think they'd welcome a fat tub of shit like Pete with open arms.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 20:56:52 (EST)
My two cents are:
You have to walk a thousand miles in a fat haole's shoes to understand the racism that drives the Hawaiian mafia.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 20:56:08 (EST)
My two cents are:
Turkey at 20:37:41 don't know squat. Big fat tub of shit.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 20:49:30 (EST)
My two cents are:
My, those Hawaiian mafia dons sure go down hard.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 20:47:11 (EST)
My two cents are:
The coward at 20:22 knows diddly squat. Useless, small powerless loser man. Next.
You Know Who�
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 20:37:41 (EST)
My two cents are:
A federal judge today admonished United Public Workers leader Gary Rodrigues for "the fracas" that followed his guilty verdict on fraud charges.
Rodrigues, one of Hawai'i's most powerful and influential labor leaders, was found guilty yesterday in federal court of 101 criminal charges that described how he enriched himself by taking kickbacks and steering phony union consulting contracts to his daughter Robin Rodrigues Sabatini.
King said he was disturbed by the reports of the conduct by Rodrigues and his other daughter, Shelly Bonachita, a Kaua'i police officer, in and outside the courthouse, where they were involved in a brief scuffle with reporters.
"Can't you control your clients?" Senior U.S. District Court Judge Sam King asked defense attorney Doron Weinberg at a hearing today.
The jury of seven women and five men deliberated a little less than 12 hours beginning Monday afternoon before finding Rodrigues and Sabatini guilty of all charges.
After the verdict was read and King had left the courtroom, Rodrigues bent over a child in his entourage and pointed a finger at the prosecutors. "Get a good look at their faces, remember their faces," he told the youth.
Bonachita turned toward prosecutors and shouted, "Are you happy now? This is all lies. Can you sleep tonight?"
Later, as Rodrigues and his family left the courthouse, he yanked a microphone out of the hands of a television reporter and threw it on the ground while Bonachita shouted, "Get out of here!"
King said behavior like that during a court session would have brought an arrest.
Hawaii's mafia don goes down
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 20:35:50 (EST)
My two cents are:
For a big fat hunk of shit, Pete sure has the mind of an infant.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 20:22:04 (EST)
My two cents are:
Pa-Bill pushin his pathetic pud past his prurient peyronie pipe. Pwiceless!
Pete�
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 20:16:44 (EST)
My two cents are:
Yes, only the idiots are ignorant about that awesome, unbelievable power of the code! Doinkerz (01)
Pete�
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 20:14:45 (EST)
My two cents are:
Gosh Glint, how could you forsake me! After all the spewdge I spewed for you?
Penis Fascination
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 19:27:18 (EST)
My two cents are:
Interesting the pre-occupation with the male genitalia exhibited by the imposter Glint at 18:32:08. I am vaguely reminded of all the years we were forced to watch as Clinton was pushing his c0ck around looking for the attention of women. An instrument, twisted into the shape of a saxophone by the ravaging effects of his dreaded desease. Not a baritone sax, not by any stretch, but more like the soprano, or more precisely a peyronie sax. - Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 19:11:11 (EST)
My two cents are:
Any fool can easily see 18:31:27 passes the (01) muster. 18:32:08 doesn't. (01)
Glint
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 19:01:52 (EST)
My two cents are:
Usually, the guys with the smallest penises have the biggest lots. Compensation.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 18:43:06 (EST)
My two cents are:
My lot is bigger than your lot. So what if I'm a needle-dick.
Glint
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 18:32:08 (EST)
My two cents are:
Birdman tree hedge is seven leylands wide. Just had to fill a gap on the one end of his own combination pine/leyland hedge. At that distance from the house the birdman's mercury vapor lamp casts a very wide wedge of a shadow resulting in a broad shade crated by the hedge.
Glint
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 18:31:27 (EST)
My two cents are:
Gourdon tree hedge is 50 trees wide. Peebody's has 49. Spaced 5 feet apart. You do the math. (01)
Glint
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 18:16:41 (EST)
My two cents are:
"lot is 100 feet across in the back." - Anonymous@Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 11:10:20. Ha, even Gourden's and Peebody's are at least 200!
Glint
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 18:12:59 (EST)
My two cents are:
Yeehup, ol' Glint is quite the humorous gentleman. Had them rolling in the aisles at the Andy Warhol exhibit.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 17:36:33 (EST)
My two cents are:
Glint sneers at Andy Warhol and is admired by the yokels wandering through the exhibit! Hey, there's one for the old scrap-book!
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- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 17:34:51 (EST)
My two cents are:
Their name tags "indicated" that they were from the admissions department? Hey, I guess that's what name tags are supposed to do, "indicate" what your name is and which department you're from.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 17:33:31 (EST)
My two cents are:
Figures on the Right, seeing themselves cheated of what the Germans used to call a frisch, frohliche Krieg, a short, jolly war in Afghanistan, demand one against a more satisfying adversary, Iraq; which is rather like the drunk who lost his watch in a dark alley but looked for it under a lamp post because there was more light there. As for their counterparts on the Left, the very word 'war' brings them out on the streets to protest as a matter of principle. The qualities needed in a serious campaign against terrorists - secrecy, intelligence, political sagacity, quiet ruthlessness, covert actions that remain covert, above all infinite patience - all these are forgotten or overriden in a media-stoked frenzy for immediate results, and nagging complaints if they do not get them.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 17:31:51 (EST)
My two cents are:
Another parent who was also in the exhibit room and apparently eavesdropping opined something regarding the ironic contrast between the juvenile quality of the art and the larger than life reputation of the artiste. I said his mother probably saved all of his grade school art homewor and here we are now standing around looking at it. He said it's the kind of art that anyone could do and become famous. Yes, and it helps if you're DEAD I added. The grins, giggles and nodding heads indicated general agreement among the random gathering of art critics. - Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 17:29:30 (EST)
My two cents are:
Well, I'm a troglodye, and this reorganization is making me feel a whole lot safer. Finally we'll get that much-needed communication between the Secret Service and the Coast Guard.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 16:45:32 (EST)
My two cents are:
The interesting thing about this tinkering with the bureaus is that it never makes things better.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 16:43:15 (EST)
My two cents are:
It happens with every new administration, sport, they pay ignorant people big bucks to re-organize the bureaucracy. The Republicans just went overboard with the spoils idea because they felt that sleeping at the switch and letting the Arabs knock down the buildings put the nation on a "war" footing, where they can get away with damn near anything if they wag the dog right. So the guy is right. Let's wait and see how this thing works out. You'll notice that Jesse and Strom aren't sticking around to take the blame.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 16:41:02 (EST)
My two cents are:
Jesse and Strom certainly deserve prizes for butt-power, but was it a job well done? Let's see how this here Office of Widely Disparate Agencies works out, with the employees serving at the pleasure of a corrupt administration.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 16:38:05 (EST)
My two cents are:
Was traveling with #6 on a college visit recently. I saw that they were giving out free coffee at the art gallery so I hoofed on over. A man and a woman wearing nametags were there to greet and began showing me around. We came to a new Andy Warhol exhibit which was still under construction. Many of the frames were still sitting on the floor leaning up against the wall. I said that I was impressed and hadn't seen anything like it since #6's 6th grade art exhibit. They laughed and said they felt the same way. Then I noticed that their name tags indicated they were from the Admissions Office, not the art dept, and was disappointed. - Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 16:36:56 (EST)
My two cents are:
I thought Rummy was in the Marines or something. Don't tell me he was a draft-dodger too!
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 16:34:35 (EST)
My two cents are:
"The impatient sun?" Hey, is this guy a poet or what?
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 16:33:39 (EST)
My two cents are:
Did anyone watch yesterday's Leonids? (I'll probably find out when I scroll back.) Got an e-mail from a friend who said that he observed the shower while
laying on his bed which he had dragged out to his back yard. You have to ask
yourself, "what were the neighbors thinking?"
Got a call Monday night from another friend who was recently caught in a layoff at the Space Telescope Science Institute. He was on his way to Delmarva in search of clear skies. I set an alarm and was ready to observe by
3a EST.
The moon was nearly full so I observed from the "shade"
of the observatory using one of the Eddie Bauer folding recliner chairs. I was
dressed in thermal coveralls but after an hour had to go back down the hill to get a sweatshirt to wear underneath. While in the house I grabbed the Dachshund and stuffed it inside the bib for added
warmth.
Speaking of dogs, I saw some spectacular "moon dogs" as the sky was partly overcast. Also counted six satellites including the International Space Station (ISS).
As the predicted peak approached the full moon was
stubbornly hanging above the western horizon while the
impatient sun was rapidly brightening the eastern sky.
When the predicted peak came there were times that
perhaps 5 or 6 meteors appeared simultaneously near
the shower radiant giving the impression of a "splash"
in the sky. There was also a remarkable concentric burst -- both
inner and outer splashes at the same time.
The shower was better than expected. However, with
the full moon I wasn't expecting much to begin with.
But the 2002 Leonids were definitely worth losing
sleep over. (01)
Glint
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 16:01:26 (EST)
My two cents are:
I see Georgia is sending another DRAFT DODGER to the senate. Now the draft dodgers can really beat the war drums Saxby Chamblee, Trent Lott. Tom Delay, Dick Cheney and Rumsfeld
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 15:41:36 (EST)
My two cents are:
According to a senior Senate leadership source, the election results were barely in before Mr. Jeffords' office put out feelers to his former party's leaders. The message? That the Vermonter would be happy to caucus with the GOP--so long as he retained his committee chairmanship. Republican leaders rightly rolled their eyes.
People from New England are certainly stupidE
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 15:40:30 (EST)
My two cents are:
On what is almost sure to be their final day of service on the Senate floor, Sens. Jesse Helms and Strom Thurmond sat waiting Tuesday to cast two simple votes for the Republican Party they helped lead for much of the past half-century. After a combined 78 years in the Senate, the two Republican stalwarts from the Carolinas offered "ayes" to form a landmark Department of Homeland Security wanted by President Bush and to approve a nominee to the 4th U.S. Court of Appeals whom Thurmond had strongly backed.
Thank you, gentlemen, for a job well done.
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 15:36:55 (EST)
My two cents are:
Jeffords puts out feelers to GOP.
doubt it
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 15:25:31 (EST)
My two cents are:
Perfect example of liberal "thought." Not. These liberals are substance-less treasonous virtue-less thieves. The true enemies of America.
Pete�
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 15:19:43 (EST)
My two cents are:
Pete is so much the perfect moron that he believes there are "roles" to reverse, and that they are as reported in the eye-rolling" piece with "a senior Senate leadership source" on background. Hmmmm, gee, "a senior Senate leadership source", a Republican.... gosh I wonder what the chances are that THAT person is lying?
There is no doubt in Trent Lott's mind that if the roles were reversed, Pete would still be a moron.
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 15:12:55 (EST)
My two cents are:
James Jeffords surely must be the loneliest senator on Capitol Hill. Just six months after the Republican leadership pulled out all the stops to get the Vermonter re-elected in 2000 � including all but sacrificing the political career of his colleague, Minnesota's Rod Grams � Mr. Jeffords bolted the GOP, claiming he no longer felt at home there. It was, as the titles to his two subsequent books made abundantly clear, his "Declaration of Independence."
Mr. Jeffords' switch also contained a quiet declaration of dependence. In exchange for his promised vote to turn Senate control over to the Democrats, he was permitted to keep his chairmanship of the Environment and Public Works Committee. But two weeks ago, voters returned the Senate to GOP control in the fifth consecutive cycle � a clear, if overlooked, rebuke to Mr. Jeffords' unilateral action. So what's an opportunist to do?
Rejoin the Republicans. According to a senior Senate leadership source, the election results were barely in before Mr. Jeffords' office put out feelers to his former party's leaders. The message? That the Vermonter would be happy to caucus with the GOP � so long as he retained his committee chairmanship. Republican leaders rightly rolled their eyes.
There is no doubt in my mind that the dishonest demonrats would take him back if the roles were reversed.
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 14:30:59 (EST)
My two cents are:
(burp)
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 13:53:36 (EST)
My two cents are:
Proof is in the pudding.
Liberal.
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 13:52:22 (EST)
My two cents are:
Top drawer! I couldn't have been more of a moron myself!
Glint
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 13:41:43 (EST)
My two cents are:
Way to deliver, dude!
the crynic
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 13:39:37 (EST)
My two cents are:
See? I told you I was thinking up more moronic things to say!
Pete�
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 13:38:25 (EST)
My two cents are:
It's me rubbing agaisnt the maple. Hugging just doesn't jiv me like a good rubbin. Om.
Eleanor teh Witch of Acquitane and other places in Hell�
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 13:31:59 (EST)
My two cents are:
Is that a tree or a gnat? I can't see anything ...
Forrest
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 13:31:05 (EST)
My two cents are:
Anyone have some toilet tissue?
Bunny Focker
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 13:30:09 (EST)
My two cents are:
Praise the Lord! The awnings were blue!
Ted
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 13:29:45 (EST)
My two cents are:
Shut up, Ophelia, you're supposed to be dead.
ticketchick
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 13:29:15 (EST)
My two cents are:
I can attest to that!
Ophelia
Floater, Mississippi - Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 13:28:44 (EST)
My two cents are:
I'm a moron too. Proud of it!
ydog
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 13:27:36 (EST)
My two cents are:
Me too!
Ho-hum
SF, - Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 13:26:01 (EST)
My two cents are:
Check.
Glint
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 12:14:41 (EST)
My two cents are:
Ditto.
the crynic
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 12:14:21 (EST)
My two cents are:
We're taking five, dreaming up more moronic things to say.
Pete�
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 12:13:57 (EST)
My two cents are:
Where are all the right-wing morons?
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 11:17:54 (EST)
My two cents are:
"Nothing would be what it is,
Because everything would be what it isn't.
And contrary-wise
-what it is, it wouldn't be.
And what it wouldn't be,
it would.
You see?"
wonder in aliceland
- Tuesday, November 19, 2002 at 23:45:43 (EST)
My two cents are:
The "homeland" security bill was rescued just in the nick of time by the Congressional Republicans! If Wellstone's provision had stayed, guys like the crynic would be denied the chance to bid on federal contracts just because they renounced their responsibility to America and moved offshore to avoid paying taxes. Thank God for the basic Republican belief that well-off people should get the benefits due Americans without the responsibilities that go with it.
.
- Tuesday, November 19, 2002 at 22:42:39 (EST)
My two cents are:
Sen. Barkley Votes With Republicans
Tue Nov 19, 5:31 PM ET
By FREDERIC J. FROMMER, Associated Press Writer
WASHINGTON (AP) - On the job for only a couple of weeks, interim Sen. Dean Barkley of Minnesota suggested Tuesday that he's learned to use his leverage as senator.
Barkley would not commit to voting with Republicans on a homeland security bill until the Bush administration committed to a Minnesota welfare waiver � though the independent senator had planned to vote with the GOP all along.
Barkley, an independent, said he received four calls from the White House over the past couple of weeks seeking his support on the bill. Two hours before Tuesday's vote, Barkley said, he got a commitment from Health and Human Services Secretary Tommy Thompson to grant the state a continuation of its welfare waiver next year.
Thompson spokesman Tony Jewell confirmed that commitment but said the decision had nothing to do Barkley's vote on homeland security.
Barkley, who is filling out the term of the late Sen. Paul Wellstone, D-Minn., said he already had decided to support the bill.
"But I wasn't going to show that card until I actually see if I could get the commitment from the White House and Tommy Thompson," he said.
Minnesota's waiver, which expired Sept. 30, allowed the state to offer welfare recipients options such as extra schooling and mental-health counseling.
The key vote Tuesday was 52-47 against a Democratic amendment to strip GOP provisions that Democrats considered special interest gifts to corporations. Had that amendment passed, there might not have been time to pass the overall bill this year.
Barkley said he agreed the GOP provisions should be removed but not at the cost of killing the bill.
"I had to make the call whether or not having a homeland security bill was worth those special interest provisions � which I hate," he said. "But I'm a realist to know that that's how this game is played around here."
Barkley has said since arriving here that his No. 1 priority was creation of a new Homeland Security Department.
One provision particularly tough for Barkley to accept was the weakening of a Wellstone amendment barring companies with offshore tax havens from getting federal homeland security contracts.
Barkley said Sen. John McCain an Arizona Republican who voted with Democrats, told him, "'You're in Wellstone's seat, you should be cognizant of that, and they weakened the Wellstone part, and you ought to say that you're not going to do that.'"
McCain spokesman Marshall Wittmann said the Arizona senator "did not tell him how to vote."
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 19, 2002 at 22:13:54 (EST)
My two cents are:
No, no. Not contrails, it's chem-trails.
gnat
- Tuesday, November 19, 2002 at 21:17:16 (EST)
My two cents are:
Pete's a third-rater, guy. Ignore him.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 19, 2002 at 20:57:52 (EST)
My two cents are:
What's the deal here? Has the haole moron found a new cause? It's not longer the North Sea rising a hundred feet a year, it's the airliner contrails? For someone who pretends to be a hard-headed conservative, Pete sure falls for some pretty loopy eco-scams. With Glint it's the dark sky, with Pete it's the contrails-- is the crynic going to turn out to be a tree-sitter?
.
- Tuesday, November 19, 2002 at 20:55:55 (EST)
My two cents are:
George Bush the elder is liberal?
doubt it
- Tuesday, November 19, 2002 at 20:50:21 (EST)
My two cents are:
OK, perhaps, but virtually all homosexuals choose to be liberal. For a reason. Like a birthmark. Or a mortal sin. No one made them vote that way any more than anyone said it was ok to slip the weenie in the black hole.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 19, 2002 at 19:05:02 (EST)
My two cents are:
Destiny dust.
gnat
- Tuesday, November 19, 2002 at 16:54:11 (EST)
My two cents are:
One doesn't "choose" to be liberal; just like one doesn't choose to be homosexual - or both. It's the natural progression of a twisted and demented childhood. Your parents are to blame.
Dr. Ruth
- Tuesday, November 19, 2002 at 16:14:58 (EST)
My two cents are:
Explains the venomous reason why you chose to be a liberal. Fits.
doink
- Tuesday, November 19, 2002 at 16:10:49 (EST)
My two cents are:
"Fuck caution, let's throw caution to the wind".
Harl's second or third stepfather. I hated that kid.
- Tuesday, November 19, 2002 at 16:06:06 (EST)
My two cents are:
Jacko the Whacko!!!
- Tuesday, November 19, 2002 at 15:52:45 (EST)
My two cents are:
That would be the cautious approach. You can't be pre-emptive AND cautious. I say we roll and find out if the wheels are square. "No guts, no glory," as one of my stepfathers used to say. Can't remember if it was the second or third. I hated that man.
Harlan St. Wolf
- Tuesday, November 19, 2002 at 15:16:16 (EST)
My two cents are:
Before we decide to roll... better make sure we don't have square wheels.
gnat
- Tuesday, November 19, 2002 at 15:05:17 (EST)
My two cents are:
It's a conspiracy. Start out with pristine blue skies and then here come the chem-trails.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 19, 2002 at 14:58:23 (EST)
My two cents are:
That b*astard, Jacko, was trying to kill a baby. Read it at Drudgereport.com. Check it out!!
Harl
- Tuesday, November 19, 2002 at 14:28:18 (EST)
My two cents are:
Fuzzy science.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 19, 2002 at 14:22:52 (EST)
My two cents are:
That's right. That b*astard, Saddam, baits us daily, drives us to distraction. That's why I'm sure Osama and Saddam are in this together. Saddam has created a diversion, what with all the killing of his relatives and using our chemicals on his own people and not just the I-rans. There was the Night of a Thousand Knives back about 13 years ago. This guy is trying to suck us into a war so that Osama can do evil on us. It's the old bait and switch. I say we take the bait and kick BOTH their asses AND the Koreans too. Let's go in and force democracy on these people. In fact, let's roll!!!!!
Harlan St. Wolf
- Tuesday, November 19, 2002 at 14:20:46 (EST)
My two cents are:
The unique atmospheric conditions following last year's terrorist attacks on the United States have helped Australian scientists solve a 50-year-old mystery: why bodies of water, like backyard swimming pools, are evaporating much more slowly than decades ago, despite global warming.
In the aftermath of September11, more than 10,000 aircraft were suddenly grounded for three days.
"It was like a big experiment you can't normally do," said Michael Roderick of the Australian National University and Co-operative Research Centre for Greenhouse Accounting.
People across the US reportedly remarked at how clear the skies became.
Dr Roderick and Professor Graham Farquhar used data collected during these three days to show that increased atmospheric pollution and cloud cover blocking direct sunlight from reaching the Earth has been responsible for the "pan evaporation paradox".
They said their results, published in the journal Science, showed much more attention needed to be given to reduced sunlight when trying to understand global climate change.
Compared with 50 years ago, about 15 per cent less water, on average, is evaporating now from terrestrial bodies of water, according to measurements around the globe by scientists monitoring special evaporation pans.
Yet in the same period the world's temperature has been rising by an average of 0.15 degrees each decade.
High-flying jets had been suspected of affecting climate because their contrails, or water vapour exhaust trails, can turn into cirrus-like clouds, which can act as insulators, reflecting the heat of the sun, as well as trapping heat below.
A US team confirmed this effect earlier this year. During the three days of clear skies in September the difference between the average day-time maximum temperature and night-time minimum across the US was more than one degree greater than when contrails were present.
Until this discovery it had been thought that air near the pans was getting more humid because of increased evaporation from surrounding areas.
- Tuesday, November 19, 2002 at 14:19:43 (EST)
My two cents are:
Sorry to be brusque, but, what else is new? This is just wag the dog-- we're not "dealing" with Saddam, we're "yapping" about him, and Bush is too wuss to do anything about it. The whole point is to make the voter forget that our Commander-in-Chief can't catch one raggedy-ass Arab. Better to bluster and blow about Saddam, and take the citizens' eyes off the mess that Little George has made of the economy, of the rights of American citizens, of the Constitution, and of his half-assed but full-mouthed attempts to tale Osama out. This guy, Little Bush, is a disaster at everything he tries except temporarily scamming the American Yahoo. An absolute fuckup. The Millard Fillmore of the 21st Century. His only hope is to keep yapping about Saddam, keep the yahoos scared of that boogie man, until the '04 elections. If the punk is re-elected, it will be in the manner of Nixon-- re-elected to implode. Little Bush is about the same quality as Warren G. Harding, or, speak of the devil, Millard Fillmore-- the only difference is that those guys were relatively successful before they were presidents, while Little George has never been anything but a fuckup. There isn't a single thing the guy has touched that didn't sooner or later turn into a bowl of shit. That will be the legacy of the bandy-legged little creep.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 19, 2002 at 14:13:50 (EST)
My two cents are:
So, tell me... when did you figure that out?
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 19, 2002 at 14:04:08 (EST)
My two cents are:
We're so busy dealing with Saddam that we don't have time to deal with dead or alive Osama.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 19, 2002 at 13:48:02 (EST)
My two cents are:
Molly Ivins. Never gives Little Bush a break. Yap yap yap, always on his case. We'll get Osama bin. We'll hunt him down, get him moving and strike, catch his raggedy ass. He is the Evil Doer. We can't let guys get away with blowing up our trade centers. Little Bush understands this on a gut level. That's why he said we'd scrag the bastard's ass, bring home the coonskin, catch the Evil Doer. Mark Little Bush's words.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 19, 2002 at 13:26:17 (EST)
My two cents are:
Molly Ivins
Creators Syndicate
11.19.02
Osama is back, and no one gives a damn?
When 'dead or alive' means 'alive, dead... whatever'
AUSTIN, Texas -- Osama bin Laden is back, and suddenly no one gives a damn? What is this??!! The White House spokesman announced, "This is about more than one man." The president now says it "really doesn't matter much" if bin Laden is dead or alive. This is the same president who promised to bring him back "dead or alive," isn't it?
Howard Kurtz of The Washington Post dismissed bin Laden as "a blast from the past." Well, that was a helluva blast, Howard, and I for one haven't forgotten it. I want that son of a bitch dead or alive, and I want getting him to be this country's top priority in terms of enemies.
Maybe they're downplaying bin Laden because he's so hard to get. I can understand that. It was always more of a complicated international police operation than a matter of bombing poor Afghanistan. But we knew going in that it was "a different kind of war" and that we were in it for the long haul. The one thing I never expected was that we'd just drop the whole thing.
I know we are not actually doing that, that we still have people hunting "O-sama Bin," as he is called in Texas, probably night and day. But the degree of focus and determination makes a difference in a long criminal hunt. When you let your task force get distracted by new cases, you lose focus. Like the sniper case, this one will probably be solved by a piece of luck, "a break," but you have to be looking hard for the break.
What is the tactical advantage in dismissing his reappearance as though it were of no consequence? That only encourages reluctantly cooperating intelligence agencies, like the one in Pakistan, to think, "Whew, heat's off."
We weren't attacked by Iraq, we were attacked by bin Laden's terrorist network. We weren't attacked with nuclear weapons, we were attacked with box-cutters. That hate-crazed religious fanatic, so intoxicated by his own mad rhetoric that he thinks he has a right to kill people, is a clear and present danger. His organization has been striking all over the world, even blowing up Aussies in the paradisiacal Bali. But we're all supposed to focus on Saddam Hussein.
OK, let's. It seems to me we should all recognize there's a real downside risk to doing nothing about Saddam Hussein. I understand the case for doing something is well-made in Ken Pollack's new book, "The Threatening Storm" (it's a serious journalistic no-no to cite a book you haven't read: I've barely started it --but the reviews were good). I also think we need to recognize there's a grave downside risk to invading his country. I don't mean to dismiss the horror of war, and I highly recommend Chris Hedges' splendid little book (which I have finished) "War Is a Force That Gives Us Meaning." Hedges spent years covering wars and has written the book "not to dissuade us from war, but to understand it." His understanding is profound and was earned on the ground.
But (she said, taking up the argument again), the greatest risk for us in invading Iraq is probably not war itself, so much as: What happens after we win? The risks of an invasion setting off reactions from a hideous civil war in Iraq to toppling regimes all over the Middle East is very real. Also at risk is the very international cooperation necessary to track Al Qaeda.
There is a batty degree of triumphalism loose in this country right now. We are brushing off world opinion as though it mattered not a whit what other people think of us. People say dismissively, "Oh, the French have always hated us." That is simply not true. Or, "The Italians are always demonstrating about something." Half a million of them? The National Review even saw fit to run a piece by some juvenile jerk attacking Canadians as a bunch of whiny wimps. Great, just what we need -- let's see if we can possibly alienate the best neighbor any country ever had.
In the first place, that kind of arrogance is exactly what creates terrorists. In the second place, it is the cooperation of Arab countries we particularly need at this point. And long-term, when our most serious problems will be lack of water, overpopulation and global warming, international cooperation will be critical to our lives.
The way one solves problems obviously influences not only the outcome, but the kinds of problems one faces after the immediate problem is settled. If we use war, the other problems will in turn be harder to solve. Including and especially getting bin Laden.
So it seems to me we should be engaged not in some simplistic debate about hawks and doves, or even chickenhawks and doves, but a sober, thorough and very realistic weighing of the relative risks involved. While we focus on Al Qaeda.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 19, 2002 at 12:33:56 (EST)
My two cents are:
The reasons for loss of life will of course be classified.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 19, 2002 at 12:02:33 (EST)
My two cents are:
Ashcroft is a great man who is saving western civilization from the godless. Anyone who says anything against him should suffer severe penalties, up to and including loss of life.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 19, 2002 at 12:00:37 (EST)
My two cents are:
An analysis of the USA PATRIOT Act
(YellowTimes.org) � Q: Just who is a terrorist?
A: Anyone (non-U.S. citizen or U.S. citizen alike) Attorney General Ashcroft designates as one.
Q: On what evidence can Ashcroft designate someone as a terrorist?
A: Mere suspicion and hearsay.
Q: What legal rights and Constitutional protections does someone detained on the grounds of being a suspected terrorist have?
A: Next to none.
http://www.theexperiment.org/articles.php?news_id=1818
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 19, 2002 at 11:36:15 (EST)
My two cents are:
According to the U. S., prosecutors in the inquiry of an American man who had links to al-Qaida, a judge whose job it was to decide whether the man could be held indefinitely, (i.e. eternally) couldn�t be told what the definition of terrorist was because it was classified!
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 19, 2002 at 11:31:02 (EST)
My two cents are:
In March, 66 mostly Hispanic workers at the Charlotte/Douglas Airport in western North Carolina were indicted under multiple laws involving the misuse of visas, permits and social security numbers as well as one charge of entering an aircraft or airport area in violation of government security requirements. Most of the workers -- whose immigration status was in question -- eventually pleaded guilty to the airport security law and got time served (about a month) and a small fine. At that point they were released to the custody of the INS.
Assistant U.S. Attorney David Brown said the investigation leading to the indictments was "necessary and successful� because it made Charlotte�s airport less vulnerable to terrorists. In previous years, these 66 cases almost certainly would have been classified as simple immigration matters. But in the post 9/11 world, the choice was obvious and each one was officially placed in the "domestic terrorism� category.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 19, 2002 at 11:20:42 (EST)
My two cents are:
Why should prosecutors be pinned down to some limited definition? First, most experts agree we're going to have to kill off about 21% of the world's population and that's just for starters. How about all the others? Wiccans. Atheists. Liberals. People with impure thoughts. We're at war here. The enemy is everywhere. This thing will go one for anywhere from 10 days to 50 years. Read the prophecies. Let's roll.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 19, 2002 at 11:15:37 (EST)
My two cents are:
Definition of a terrorist is so secret the prosecutor could not tell the judge what constitutes a terrorist.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 19, 2002 at 10:24:08 (EST)
My two cents are:
Will journalists be petitioning for the right to have cameras in "secret court"?
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 19, 2002 at 10:22:43 (EST)
My two cents are:
Haven't had time to search for jumpsuits on Yahoo Shopping yet. It's on my list. Adios! Victory!
Pensioner
- Tuesday, November 19, 2002 at 00:18:47 (EST)
My two cents are:
I've got to sack too. Got to take a drive up to Sonoma tomorrow for a few days out of town with the Jewess. What I'm saying is, I'll be away from here. Feel free to post for me.
Pensioner
- Tuesday, November 19, 2002 at 00:16:45 (EST)
My two cents are:
Cool combo. Tomorrow's another working day. Not for you. You poor fucker. 'Night.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 19, 2002 at 00:13:58 (EST)
My two cents are:
Three. A glass of wine and some mendo.
Pensioner
- Tuesday, November 19, 2002 at 00:11:58 (EST)
My two cents are:
So, how many martinis was that?
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, November 19, 2002 at 00:11:19 (EST)
My two cents are:
Oh, I know the time may come, as my distance from the work world grows and my mental accuity deteriorates, that some new field will come along that confuses me. Like, maybe, computer scientist, or systems wizzard. Maybe, in my coming befuddlement, I'll start to really believe that some make believe cog in this productivity is relevant to something real. This is my fear and it should be all of ours. This, after all, is what we're fighting for.
Pensioner
- Tuesday, November 19, 2002 at 00:10:27 (EST)
My two cents are:
So, as I ate the paella and sucked down the Van Gogh Gibson, I found myself wondering about the true dimensions for the size of a gnat's brain. You have time for such thoughts when you got no boss.
Pensioner
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 23:56:53 (EST)
My two cents are:
I can only aspire to the mystical vegetative state you describe. Very few truly achieve that and I would be proud to someday join their ranks. Since I'mn ot significantly older than the others on this page and am blessed with superior genetics than the huge majority, this idealized diaper and drool stage would seem no more important to me than the others. And no less desirable in the end. The sonly difference is simple and irrelevant: You "produce" and I don't. We all get paid.
Pensioner
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 23:53:13 (EST)
My two cents are:
Someone has to keep the machine running. Someone has to keep the cogs greased. I'm proud to say that the someone is me. I keep it running and greased. You'd be eating millet out of a communal tub if it weren't for my well-greased machine. You are welcome here, productive or not. The well-greased machine loves you and will care for you in the seventh stage, mewling and puking like an infant. There is room for everyone, communist and jacobin, social democrat and catholic death-worshipper alike. The machine welcomes you to her cogs.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 23:40:41 (EST)
My two cents are:
And after a while, you won't have to even feed yourself, or change your own diaper.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 23:34:31 (EST)
My two cents are:
Okay, maybe I came down a little hard on you poor bastards. What I'm getting at is, not being a cog in the plastic machine seems okay, like natural, like when you were a kid only you've got to feed yourself. But, there's no mama, no boss and there's just as much money for nothing as there always was but you don't even have to make the Solitaire Decision. It would be silly.
Pensioner
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 23:26:21 (EST)
My two cents are:
I'll hammer you goths and you bullshitters too. Just spin on the axle you were given. Don't fuck with daddy cog.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 22:19:19 (EST)
My two cents are:
That's right. All you had to do was devote yourself to the tasty bullshit, rather than playing solitaire and hearts for those last four years, and flashing the necktie and the double-breasted Edwardian-cut suit from the Lebanese haberdashery. Of course you look back on productivity as mere wondering what the machine does. My machine ingests bullshit, scoffs up bullshit like a goddam net-spinning Chironomid, or maybe the gooey-silk spinning Rheotanytarsus, chokes on the bullshit, loves the bullshit. If you had had an appropriate venue for producing tip-top bullshit those last four years, you would not today be crying like a confused clubbed yak in the wilderness. I think I'll opt for the guitar center and the goths.
.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 22:14:48 (EST)
My two cents are:
This all may be well and good, but I have decisions to make. Do I install the big mirror in the muscle room, the one I bought on sale a year ago and never threw up on the wall? Or should I go down to the Guitar Center and look at the goth salespeople, check out the Pandora? What I am producing is truly tasty bullshit. Even better than the bullshit that I scam onto this site. I have cleaned out all the solitaire and napping and am engaged in bullshit production that will look like the Leonids to those brave enough to stand and watch it. All the big bosses are moving on to bigger and better things. The only one left is the one who first noticed me twenty years or so ago when I got up and walked away from a table where everyone was down-bumming the Negro, so he though I was an anti-racist like him. This is job freedom. Four years until retirement, and nothing to do but foist top quality bullshit on an unsuspecting bureaucracy. That's what I call production. Since I work for the feds, of course, they may give me some sort of deal to make room for the hundred-dollar per hour consultants. If that happens, and I haven't finished my epic of bullshit, my opus bullshitus, I will become a consultant, double-dip as it were, and fucking SELL the bullshit top dollar just like all the other consultants, only my bullshit will be more artistic. Are you beginning to see how a man can be happy in his productive endeavors, even though he's got four years more to serve?
House of Meat
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 22:08:15 (EST)
My two cents are:
I'm the cog who keeps you other fucking cogs in line.
Just try and color outside the lines motherfucker, I'll have your ass smelted.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 22:02:55 (EST)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 21:51:31 (EST)
My two cents are:
There goes our Pete, headlong into the same foolmouth claptrap again. Everstill ignorrant of the fact that discourse may be pertinent as regards ownership of the means of production, let alone decisions regarding the mode. Guy needs an econ 101 class or something. Perhaps he should stick to open letters, you know, a piece of writing specifically not to someone.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 21:43:36 (EST)
My two cents are:
Anyone got a cup to test this dude's piss?
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 21:39:29 (EST)
My two cents are:
Production. Funny word used by a master at raping the capital required to run production. Stoopid as the Movie Jackass.
Pete�
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 21:19:20 (EST)
My two cents are:
I work all day for scum like that?
what's the point?
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 21:13:36 (EST)
My two cents are:
I'm off to where everybody knows my name.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 21:08:16 (EST)
My two cents are:
Answer the questions or cut your head off. This is a tough game.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 21:03:51 (EST)
My two cents are:
Tom? Ted? Awnings? Fuck your production. Everything you get paid to do is make believe, some idiotic game we dreamed up to keep us from laughing and shouting and humping and sinning. What are YOU producing? What vital cog are YOU in this machine? What does the machine do? Why?
Pensioner
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 21:02:53 (EST)
My two cents are:
She Wiccan-ed, asshole!
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 21:01:32 (EST)
My two cents are:
See, the problem with the Pensioner Coward/Anon's view is he still dimly reads Tom as Ted. It's all in the awnings! Dufus.
Pete�
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 21:00:20 (EST)
My two cents are:
So, what did this woman actually do?
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 21:00:09 (EST)
My two cents are:
No way! This one goes straight to Minderbinder, er, Poindexter.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 20:58:25 (EST)
My two cents are:
Eleanor� Cornman is a Wiccan with an ax to grind.
Cornman, of Hanover Park, is suing her employer, Mary Kay Cosmetics, for harassment and discrimination based on her religious beliefs.
Cornman is a practicing Wiccan and pagan who worships several gods and the air, water, earth and fire, according to a federal lawsuit filed Friday.
She was hired at the cosmetics company in July 2000 as a customer service representative.
But it wasn't until the next year, when Cornman married a Wiccan priest and began revealing more of her Wiccan-ness at the office--sporting ankle tattoos and necklaces of Wiccan symbols, for example--that she caught flak, she says.
Cornman says she was unfairly disciplined for damaging a copier when all she did was shut the door on the machine too hard, and was accused by her supervisor of "victimizing" a colleague.
Managers also removed a sand garden from her desk, the suit states. Cornman used the garden to draw "runes," or religious signs that "gave her a guiding principle for the day."
In July, after Cornman had filed a complaint with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission, she received a poor performance review. She had always gotten rave reviews until then, she says. Yeah right.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 20:57:27 (EST)
My two cents are:
Call Ashcroft.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 20:57:04 (EST)
My two cents are:
The Frog does have it made, as does the Wop and to some degree the Spic, even the Bean sort of. I seem to be morphing into that beat now that I've jumped the Productivity ride. It's an easy adjustment from what I can see. In fact, I can say it now that I'm a pensioner: Fuck your production. Everything you get paid to do is make believe, some idiotic game we dreamed up to keep us from laughing and shouting and humping and sinning. What are YOU producing? What vital cog are YOU in this machine? What does the machine do? Why?
Pensioner
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 20:54:12 (EST)
My two cents are:
So yesterday, sunday afternoon, I head ondown to the gas pumps to fuel up for another week's commute. And I'm standing there idley letting the tank fill and this 4 door truck looking explorer something pulls up and this old guy gets out to go into the convenience store. He's wearing one of those jumpsuit things with the zipper up the front and 5 zillion pockets and loops and shit. He's wearing the tan version, I also see them in blue. And I idly muse, " a pensioner,I wonder if our pensioner is wearing the jumpsuits yet?"
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- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 20:53:31 (EST)
My two cents are:
Was thinking I'd run up toward the mountains over Thanksgiving. Kid is going to be in town but busy hugging with his sweetie. Still got some plastering to do, and got to finish the dumb-waiter next to the loft ladder. I'll bet there's enough snow on Scott Mountain to ski up the Pacific Crest Trail and take a snowy look around. Also, there's rum and dope, and the three saloons in town. Should be OK.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 20:51:38 (EST)
My two cents are:
Ahh, caf�-et-calva. Say what you will about the Frog, he certainly knows what there is to know about "d�gustation." I would d�gust what the Frog offers forever, without complaint, if I could.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 20:45:49 (EST)
My two cents are:
Yes. That will be quite a sight.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 20:42:53 (EST)
My two cents are:
Oops. Mean the following week.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 20:41:54 (EST)
My two cents are:
Rode the motorbike to work today, and appear to have lost the delicate doe-skin gloves that you could order as part of the uniform back in the day when I had a uniform allowance. Looking on the bright side, this means I have an excuse to buy the evil-looking moto-cross gauntlets down at the accessory store. Forty bucks, but quite protective of the knuckles, and look like something a pirate would have.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 20:41:38 (EST)
My two cents are:
We also need to talk. Maybe I'll cruise up there early T-Day week. If I can find the time.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 20:41:27 (EST)
My two cents are:
Nice here. getting by on Bombay Sapphire martinis. Soon I'll head to the local Cheers-like place for some eats. One more martini, then I'm out until I come back. This is a very rough life, as you might imagine.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 20:37:58 (EST)
My two cents are:
Harlan does not equal Pete. Harlan has more true conservative philosophy in his left nut than Pete has in his entire misshapen body. Compared to Harlan, Pete is just some wandering lunatic trying to find a leader, and attracted by the shit that crusts over a dedicated right-winger's cranial lobes. Pete couldn't carry Harlan's douche bag.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 20:36:26 (EST)
My two cents are:
Brrrr... it's sort of cold in here. I think I'll make some express and have a caf� et calva.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 20:30:39 (EST)
My two cents are:
Harlan = Pete
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 20:29:08 (EST)
My two cents are:
Make that the TUG on the sleeve, my brother. See what I mean?
Harl
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 20:28:27 (EST)
My two cents are:
No, that was me. For real. I jsut flew off the handle after I read the Drugereport. This terrorism war has really got me flumoxxed and I'm not afraid to say it. One day I go one way, the other day the next. I can hardly get any work done. My brain feels like it's one fire and I don't know if what I hear is true or I'm being baited on a daily basis. Either way, I've got to get a grip. Thanks for the tup on the sleeve, my brother.
Harlan St. Wolf
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 20:26:51 (EST)
My two cents are:
I doubt it. Harlan was never the breathy sort of conservative. He was a true, calm conservative, like, say, James Madison. He wasn't one of these hot-house screamers who are little more than People Magazine fan-clubbers. I think we got a faux Harlan here.
.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 20:21:32 (EST)
My two cents are:
THAT WAS ME!!!!!!!
Harl
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 20:18:42 (EST)
My two cents are:
Phil Donahue most likely to exit, stage left...
THIS IS SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 20:18:02 (EST)
My two cents are:
Capt. Bug, my ass!
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 20:16:46 (EST)
My two cents are:
Come on, Eisentower, we know that's you. What, did Glint scare you away? Chicken! Liberal Chicken!
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 20:16:10 (EST)
My two cents are:
Gnats are true flies of the family Chironomidae, order Diptera, which is a little redundant there. They are aquatic, passing most of their time as larvae in a plethora or gamut of ecological niches. I once had a job where I dissected out their guts, filtered the contents through millipore filters, cleared the filters with Hoyer's Solution, and then examined the gut contents under the compound microscope. They had the whole range of possible foods inside-- although they all look pretty much the same dead and in the jar or as adults, they are variously voracious predators, net-spinners like aquatic spiders, filter feeders, scrapers of diatoms, filamentous algae eaters, detritus feeders, and there is one, Cricotopus nostocensis, that is commensual with the blue-green alga Nostoc! Generally the science of aquatic bug ecology has been stymied by the difficulty of assigning species or even genera to the thousands of Chironomids that show up in a sample. Most investigators lump them all as Chi's, and proceed on the fantasy that they all fill the same ecological role, which they assuredly do not. To identify them even to genus you must mount them individually on slides and look at the head capsules, which are their only hard parts, under the compound scope, something that nobody but nobody ever does. Almost every Shannon-Weaver diversity index you see reported for benthic invertebrates will be woefully misleading because the very diverse family of Chironomids, which usually make up the majority of sampled creatures, will be lumped into one taxon that dominates the index. So you see, there is much more to a gnat than meets the eye, even the supposedly rigorous inquiring eye of entomology. A moron like Pete could never come close.
Captain Bug
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 20:09:10 (EST)
My two cents are:
I think the best thing is to ignore Tom. That worked with Pete (along with the mirth and derision,) but Tom -unlike Pete, Glob, MK, Jeremiah, Hman, Harlan, Forest and all the other troglos, besides the crynic- Tom has shown no identifiable perversions, personality disorders or jizphobia. The others )including the crynic, are for fun and confirmation of protostereotypes. Tom hasn't earned his stripes, hasn't come close.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 20:07:06 (EST)
My two cents are:
"Man arrested with meat cleaver at Miami airport..." I JUST READ THIS ON DRUDGEREPORT.COM! THAT'S A WEB SITE I VISIT FOR CELEBRITY UPDATES. CHECK IT OUT. BUT, THAT'S NOT THE POINT! NO, THE POINT IS MEAT CLEAVERS! FIRST IT WAS BOX CUTTERS! NOW IT'S MEAT CLEAVERS! WHAT NEXT, SWORDS???? THIS IS REALLY IN YOUR FACE, IF YOU ASK ME! WE'VE GOT TO GET SADDAM!!!!
Harlan St. Wolf
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 19:58:34 (EST)
My two cents are:
Me, I'm wondering about the true smell of Pete's odor. Does he smell as bad as he comes across on this site?
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 19:55:55 (EST)
My two cents are:
I'm sitting here wondering about the true appearance of the looks of Pete's face. I see an odd face, a disturbing face.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 19:48:06 (EST)
My two cents are:
He's just sitting there wondering about the true dimensions for the size, you see. Not the true dimensions for the smell or the true dimensions for the sound. Nope, not Pete. When he sits around wondering about true dimensions, it's the true dimensions for the size. Make no mistake about that. You can always tell and educated man.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 19:46:16 (EST)
My two cents are:
Great one, Pete.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 19:39:29 (EST)
My two cents are:
I'm sitting here wondering what the true dimensions might be for the size of a gnat's brain. Just squished another one. Where the heck are they coming from?!?
Pete�
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 19:30:28 (EST)
My two cents are:
"Yo-semen-ty" haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw ahhhh!
Glint
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 18:03:03 (EST)
My two cents are:
They may not know how to "bote" but perhaps they know how to spell Yosemite.
gnat
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 17:54:51 (EST)
My two cents are:
Right, Harlan. Tell us about subtle.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 16:55:38 (EST)
My two cents are:
I don't know. Tom is far too subtle to be hman or the crynic.
Harlan St. Wolf
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 16:52:55 (EST)
My two cents are:
Tom = Good ole H-man.
It's Alive!
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 15:56:35 (EST)
My two cents are:
I thought Tom was just a goober. Now I hear that he's making a point. What a topsy-turvy world!
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 15:53:25 (EST)
My two cents are:
The wealthy, yet tax evading crynic can assist you in your relocation to the Cooks. He will most likely charge you a fee.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 15:49:09 (EST)
My two cents are:
Tom is a Republican who is making a point.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 15:36:14 (EST)
My two cents are:
Move, Tom. This country sucks. I would suggest the Cook Islands.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 15:28:29 (EST)
My two cents are:
Y'all ken lead a brillo to da welfare office, but ya can't make
em bote!
Tom
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 15:27:11 (EST)
My two cents are:
Histry sho's us agin - ya cain't trust a brotha!
Tom
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 15:25:15 (EST)
My two cents are:
All they had to do was go to the freakin polls and pull a lever to continue getting the freebies. They're too lazy and stupid to even do that. Even a lab rat will pull the lever to get what it wants. The Democrats got exactly what they deserved - nothing!
Tom
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 15:24:05 (EST)
My two cents are:
I wish the crynic was here, Tom. He'd straighten you out.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 15:09:04 (EST)
My two cents are:
Yosemete's great in the Fall. Spent the last weekend there. I still can't believe that after all the Democrats have done for them the Niggers let us down by not voting. Fuck them.
Tom
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 14:55:49 (EST)
My two cents are:
What's the difference between Kosovo and Iraq?
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 14:55:40 (EST)
My two cents are:
All talk, no action. Speak loudly but be sure not to use the stick. Great big belt buckle, little bitty peter. The Republicans aren't going to take on Saddam Hussein. They don't have the stomach for it. Cowards. End of story.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 14:48:18 (EST)
My two cents are:
This is a Republican administration. They could handle maybe Panama City, possibly Grenada. Angry Arabs protecting their own turf, that's a little too much to expect of this cowardly president who runs for the bunkers when a couple of airplanes crash into skyscrapers.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 14:46:52 (EST)
My two cents are:
I don't think there'll be any war. It was all wag the dog. These people have to balls for war.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 14:44:29 (EST)
My two cents are:
Good strategy.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 14:38:29 (EST)
My two cents are:
This administration is doing everything it can to rationalize war, when the goal should be to do everything in its power to avoid war.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 14:34:08 (EST)
My two cents are:
Ah, so we're going to kill Iraqi women to save them! Now I get it! This administration* is all heart!
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 14:27:15 (EST)
My two cents are:
Massacre of Iraq's women Gagged and blindfolded, 15 women knelt in the dirt in terror. Five men, with turbans wrapped around their faces, stepped forward and each unsheathed a gold-etched silver sword.
Families stood craning their necks for a better view from the balconies of cramped houses overlooking the square. The cry of traders faded. Members of professional associations, manual labourers and school students, who had been bussed in for the occasion, stood in a semi-circle in front of the women. The only sound was a muffled keening, and the sniffling of frightened children.
"It was very quick. The knives hissed, stchuk, stchuk, stchuk. Then the heads rolled on to the ground. It was like killing sheep," said one female witness, Ashraq Jabr, 32. "Then we were told to go away."
In recent speeches both Tony Blair and George Bush alluded to the execution of women in Iraq in 2000 and 2001 as an example of the sort of atrocity which makes Saddam Hussein unfit to rule. But, until now - and the chilling scene described by the eyewitness in Basra, Iraq's biggest port - there has been little evidence to support their claims.
Ashraq, who had been ordered to attend the Basra execution by her branch of Saddam's Ba'ath party, said she was told the women were being killed because they were prostitutes - although, even in the bizarre country that is Iraq, prostitution is not normally considered a capital offence.
"Less than half of them were known to be whores, but the others were far from it and were professional ladies. In fact, one of those I saw die was a physician and two others were teachers. This is what I saw with my own eyes," said Ashraq, a primary school teacher who fled into exile in Jordan shortly after the executions.
A two-month investigation into the killings took the Evening Standard from London to Amman, Washington, Basra and Baghdad, and into the heart of Saddam's state of terror. It has revealed that hundreds of women were executed simply for criticising the regime and that Saddam's eldest son, Uday, has created a private militia - the Fedayeen Saddam ( Saddam's Redeemers) - whose atrocities have spread fear into every corner of Iraqi society.
Ordinary Iraqis interviewed in Basra and the capital Baghdad, exiles, and a foreign businessman working in Iraq have confirmed that they witnessed the state-sanctioned killings. But, according to officials in Baghdad, the beheadings never happened.
A K Hashemi, Saddam's top foreign policy adviser, scoffed at reports of the killings: "Nonsense - American propaganda. When Iraq's enemies haven't got real evidence, they come up with this sort of silly accusation," he snorted.
News of the executions was kept out of the Iraqi media but it spread by word of mouth amid fearful speculation about the reasons behind the killings.
One of the women murdered in October 2000, Najat Mohammed Haidar, was a middle-aged obstetrician, according to human rights groups. Opposition organisations said she was killed because she complained about the black market in medicines at her hospital.
Umm Liq'a, a mother of three whose husband was a jailed Shi'ite activist, was abducted by Uday's men and taken to a dusty square - used as a children's football pitch - about 200 yards from the Baghdad Sheraton Hotel. Near the goalmouth, her head was virtually removed from her body with the single stroke of a sword embossed in gold with the words, "For the honour of Saddam Hussein".
There were signs of torture on her body due to beating and slashing," said Rasha Juma, 34, a mother of two, who saw the execution from her flat overlooking the pitch. "I knew the woman and she had blonde hair, but it had been shaved off.
"After she was executed, her head remained attached to her body by a thin layer of skin. When they lifted her, the head separated from the body. People were disgusted; they picked up the head and placed it in the rubbish container. It was a terrifying scene.
"My sister is still suffering from memories of the incident. She is a young child. How can she go on with her life?"
Rasha fled Iraq with her husband, Hassan. He knew Uday personally, having worked alongside him in Iraq's so-called student union which is really a front for the Ba'ath party.
He had good reason to fear Saddam's notorious eldest son. Hassan said that since Uday had survived an assassination attempt in 1996, which left him partially crippled, he had become more violent and his sexual appetite increasingly bizarre.
"When Uday was shot, he was confined to a wheelc hair. He was no longer the Uday who would attend celebrations, go to the racing club or ride a horse. Previously he was a very active man but his situation changed and he became aggressive and devoid of humanity," said Hassan.
Today Uday still struggles to stand, and walks with extreme difficulty, with bodyguards close by to catch him if he stumbles. He speaks in a slurred mumble but manages a chilling sneer.
Yet Uday has developed a passion for rape - as Hassan Juma, and another former Uday assistant, Hassan al Janabi, testify. Both witnessed terrifying scenes involving several women who were kidnapped from the street or college campuses by Uday's Fedayeen Saddam thugs.
"He took the women to his palace, to his offices, anywhere he wanted, and with his friends he sexually abused them. He raped them - I saw it," said Hassan Juma.
A former security guard at Baghdad's racecourse claimed that Uday and his friends would gather at the club house where, after consuming prodigious amounts of Johnny Walker Black Label whisky, they would force naked women to wear numbers and race around the track.
"Uday and his friends would shoot in the air behind them to make them go faster. The girls were terrified - they never knew if they were going to be shot themselves," said the former guard.
Uday Hussein has managed to usurp his father as the man most feared in Iraq. The colour drains from the faces of government officials at the mere mention of his name.
Uday controls Iraq's only private radio and television stations, and all of the newspapers. Jealous of his younger brother, Qusay, 34, who is in charge of Saddam's security services, Uday has used his control of the media to build up a personality cult to rival his father - and a massive business empire. And when people are slow to flatter, he is vicious. If they cross him, they are tortured - or worse.
Hassan Juma helped rescue a young student Uday had taken a shine to and smuggled her out of the country to safety in Canada. Soon after, Hassan was picked up by two men from the Fedayeen Saddam and taken to the notorious abu Ghraib prison.
He spent days suspended by his wrists. A torturer cut his back open with a razor - leaving him with a 2ft scar. Then, three long weeks later, Hassan was released without explanation and sent back to work at the student union, where he resumed his working relationship with Uday.
"Uday wants everyone to know that they can be taken away and killed, tortured, humiliated or executed for any reason - or no reason at all. That sort of fear paralyses opposition, it paralyses thought," said Hassan's wife, Rasha.
Uday's Fedayeen Saddam, which carried out the executions of alleged prostitutes, are the storm troopers of oppression in Iraq. Their training methods are fanatical, bordering on the insane.
Video tapes of the training obtained by the Evening Standard show one of their rites of passage. It is a grotesque carnival of blood. Bare-chested men are thrown a live dog. They tear it limb from limb, dig their hands into its entrails, and fight over which pieces to eat, raw.
"We sacrifice our blood and souls for Saddam," the fighters chant, stripped to the waist and covered in the dog's blood. The film was shown on Iraqi television - it was not intended to impress, it was meant to terrify. Treated to parades by the Fedayeen Saddam, all Iraqis know that the masked marchers in the white combat uniforms are the specially-trained suicide bombers who have pledged to die for Saddam and his family. In Baghdad, they're known as "the ghosts".
Recruited as adolescents into "Saddam's Lions" - the regime's equivalent of the Scouts - Fedayeen members are officially the ruling family's last line of defence. "But their real role is internal terror - their mission is t o spread fear. They are the ultimate faceless monsters, Saddam's bogeymen," said Hassan al Janabi, Uday's former assistant.
Today, al Janabi lives in a safe house somewhere in the British Midlands following his escape from Iraq four years ago. He takes no chances. We meet only in busy public places such as railway stations and airports - and for only 20 minutes at a time while bodyguards hover in the background.
During a rendezvous, al Janabi got a text message on his mobile from Saddam's agents: "We're watching you." Publicly, Saddam has been trying to clean up his image. Last month he emptied his prisons and thousands of his victims, along with common criminals, poured through the gates and back to their families.
Many of his political prisoners even joined in the Fedayeen chant: "Saddam, Saddam, we'll give our blood and souls for you."
But the releases were a gigantic charade - a parade of madness. Everyone who came out o f jail knows that they're not free in Iraq. In fact, they're now a danger to whoever they meet. Political prisoners will be watched day and night while the regime seeks out so-called plotters against Saddam's rule.
When they fall under suspicion everyone knows the consequences - Uday's men in masks will be back with their swords.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 14:23:48 (EST)
My two cents are:
Had to post it here, the page being chock full of nuts...loonballs...
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 13:43:25 (EST)
My two cents are:
Milton Berle's Party Jokes-- Be the Life of the Party!
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 13:26:05 (EST)
My two cents are:
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just
inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts
and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.
"One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy.
Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.
Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he
thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to
investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you,
one for me." He just knew what it was.
"Oh my," he shuddered, "it's Satan and the Lord dividing the souls at the
cemetery." He jumped back on his bike and rode off.
Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. "Come
here quick," said the boy. "You won't believe what I heard! Satan and the
Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls."
The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk."
When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled to the cemetery. Standing by
the fence they heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for
me.........."
The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been telling' the truth. Let's see if we
can see the Lord himself."
Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to
see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the
fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.
At last they heard, "One for you, one for me." And one last "One for you,
one for me. That's all. Now let's go get those nuts by the fence, and we'll
be done."
............ They say the old man made it back to town a full 5 minutes
ahead of the boy on the bike!!!
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 12:57:17 (EST)
My two cents are:
Better swallow that...
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 12:51:28 (EST)
My two cents are:
Oooooo! They're going to be ready!
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 12:40:03 (EST)
My two cents are:
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By Chris Dempsey, Camera Sports Writer
November 18, 2002
So what happens with Nebraska? Nice game. Average team. How much can this really mean to the Colorado Buffaloes, who have already clinched a spot in next month's Big 12 Championship game?
The answer, according to CU's players, is a lot.
"There's no question that Iowa State is a great football team, but I am not going to feel like a North Division champ until we beat Nebraska," wide receiver Derek McCoy said. "It won't feel like a complete season until we beat Nebraska."
Said defensive tackle Sam Wilder: "It doesn't matter what the record is, it's personal to both sides. You know Nebraska is going to be ready for this one."
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 12:21:25 (EST)
My two cents are:
The issues that Glit really cares about, dark skies and Microsoft, are approached by the GOP in exactly the way he hates and fears. Ashcroft/Bush let Gates off the hook, which means they let him going on doing the same things he was sued for and lost; Republicans everywhere, along with Rush and the other right-wing radio announcers, scoff and sneer at the dark-sky loonballs, lumping them correctly with the tree-sitters and animal-rights commandos. Poor old Glit was made a Republican by inheritance and fascination with spoodge. In his heart, he is a raving anarchist lunatic who should be weaving god's eyes and wolfing down peyote buttons in the hot tub. What a twisted, weird man, dealt a shit hand by a society he can't fit into.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 12:10:57 (EST)
My two cents are:
They've had better years.
Anonymous.
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 09:15:54 (EST)
My two cents are:
Microsoft has revealed for the first time that it has made profit margins of 85 per cent on its Windows system while its remaining businesses made losses, raising questions about the benefits of the group's costly efforts at diversification.
The client division, which markets Windows, generated operating profits last quarter of $2.48bn on revenues of $2.89bn, implying margins of 85 per cent.
The disclosure of its profitability, released in an SEC filing late last week, will infuriate many rivals. Microsoft was found guilty of illegally maintaining its monopoly in personal computer operating systems in 2000.
A subsequent settlement between the Department of Justice, nine US states and the company was widely criticised as being too lax.
Nine other states tried to have greater constraints placed on the company. But on November 1, their proposals were largely ignored by the district court in Washington DC, which formulated the eventual remedy and almost all the DoJ settlement.
Only 85% ! Good thing Ashcroft got the Justice Department off Gates's back
- Monday, November 18, 2002 at 02:15:09 (EST)
My two cents are:
Since when did Sandra Day care what it says in the Constitution?
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 22:48:04 (EST)
My two cents are:
That's no big deal. I used to breed axolotls for the Navy. Don't suppose it's any big secret: anti-submarine search and destroy.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 22:43:09 (EST)
My two cents are:
Judge Criticizes Supreme Court
Sun Nov 17, 1:51 PM ET
By GINA HOLLAND, Associated Press Writer
WASHINGTON (AP) - An appeals court judge accused the country's highest court on Saturday of ignoring the Constitution, dodging tough cases and awaiting an opportunity to strike down the death penalty.
Judge Laurence H. Silberman, a semiretired judge on the U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia, used a speech at the conservative legal group the Federalist Society for the unusually harsh criticism of the Supreme Court.
"The court's policy choices masquerading as constitutional law are generally accepted so long as they are well received by elites. Ironically, the Supreme Court has become what the (Constitution) framers envisioned for the role of the Senate," Silberman said. "I think elite public opinion is the primary guide to the Supreme Court."
Silberman was appointed to the bench by President Reagan in 1985. He took senior status in 2000, but serves on a review court which considers the government's authority for searches and wiretaps.
The judge said the Supreme Court "has behaved irresponsibly in ducking" affirmative action cases. He also said he believes a majority of the nine justices want to abolish capital punishment but they may be put off by public support for the death penalty.
Justice Sandra Day O'Connor (news - web sites), who is considered a swing vote in capital cases, has been testing the waters to see how people would respond to a ruling that declared executions unconstitutional, Silberman said.
Law professors and other lawyers at the event said they do not expect the Supreme Court to strike down capital punishment.
"It would be a very sudden and dramatic reversal," said Kent Scheidegger, legal director of the pro-death penalty Criminal Justice Legal Foundation.
Eugene Volokh, a former law clerk to O'Connor, said he thinks "Like most Americans she believes that it's not only constitutionally permissible, but also sometimes morally the right solution" to impose the death penalty.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 22:40:29 (EST)
My two cents are:
Can you at least say which government it was?
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 22:03:06 (EST)
My two cents are:
I've already said too much.
Harl
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 22:02:15 (EST)
My two cents are:
You can't say whether they wanted the silk... or the venom?
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 21:32:50 (EST)
My two cents are:
Used to breed black widows for "research." Govenment contract. That's all I can say.
Harlan St. Wolf
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 21:22:05 (EST)
My two cents are:
What I do know is when removing row of junipers in the yard there were more than a few of the little critters living deep within the bush. The female, that is. Nothing left of the male except legs. She also like to hide in my woodpile.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 21:12:35 (EST)
My two cents are:
Who's the cat and who's the mouse? The way to put an end to this chicanery is to attack Egypt, Libya and Syria and, hell, anybody else who might want WMD. In fact, why don't we just kill off, say, 20% of the human beings in this world? Let's roll.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 20:38:03 (EST)
My two cents are:
maybe in the shed, the brown recluse is the danger here, The junipers will spend the balance of the year in 90 degree sublight. Do black widows bask in the sun?
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 20:29:33 (EST)
My two cents are:
Simpson on Sunday: Egypt provides the storage to give Baghdad breathing space
By John Simpson
(Filed: 17/11/2002) ....
The nature of the stand-off between Iraq and the United States seems to be changing radically after the past week or so. According to a senior and well-placed Arab source, Saddam Hussein has taken a strategic decision that could affect the outcome of the crisis. Instead of taking what the Israelis call the Samson option - bringing the entire temple crashing down around his embattled country when the inevitable moment of defeat comes - he has decided to make life more difficult for President George W Bush by getting rid of his weapons of mass destruction now.
According to the source, Egypt's President Hosni Mubarak has persuaded Saddam to shift his remaining WMD - those, that is, which have not been dismantled and thoroughly hidden during the four years since the United Nations weapons inspectors pulled out in 1998 - to other countries in the Middle East. He has done this, I am told, with the help of the Libyans and Syrians, and the Egyptians themselves.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2002/11/17/wirq317.xml
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 20:29:10 (EST)
My two cents are:
If you want to know where the black widows will be, they'll be in the fokking shed. Nothing black widows like more than a nice, dark shed. Our goober needs a forest of cypress and juniper just to grow enough spiders to fight off the neighbor's spiders.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 20:21:24 (EST)
My two cents are:
Yes, we do have to fear these international obligations which tie Washington's hands. Suppose, for example, our president has to wipe out the Seven Tribes of Babylon to get to Saddam's hideout? Sometimes war "crimes" are necessary to get the fuckers out of the line of fire. Scrap the international obligations. Let's roll.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 20:17:36 (EST)
My two cents are:
U.S. Fears Prosecution of President in World Court
Fri Nov 15, 4:57 PM ET Add Politics to My Yahoo!
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A senior U.S. official said a principal motive for U.S. opposition to the newly created International Criminal Court was fear that the court might prosecute the president or other civilian or military leaders.
"Our concern goes beyond the possibility that the prosecutor will target for indictment the isolated U.S. soldier. ... Our principal concern is for our country's top civilian and military leaders, those responsible for our defense and foreign policy," Under Secretary of State John Bolton said in a speech released on Friday.
"A fair reading of the treaty (setting up the court) leaves one unable to answer with confidence whether the United States would now be accused of war crimes for legitimate but controversial uses of force to protect world peace," Bolton told the Federalist Society in Washington on Thursday.
"No U.S. presidents or their advisors could be assured that they would be unequivocally safe from politicized charges of criminal liability," he added.
That fear, which U.S. officials have rarely if ever articulated in public, explains why the United States opposed a compromise offered in September by the European Union (news - web sites), which is strongly in favor of the new court.
When Washington lobbied European governments this year for immunity for U.S. personnel, the Europeans suggested limiting liability to U.S. soldiers and officials sent overseas.
'RESTRAIN AMERICAN DISCRETION'
"There are many Americans that are not diplomats and troops," said State Department spokesman Richard Boucher, explaining why Washington thought the offer inadequate.
Bolton, a hawk who opposes international obligations which tie Washington's hands, said top U.S. civilian and military leaders ran the risk of prosecution in the international court "as part of an agenda to restrain American discretion."
He likened the international prosecutor to the U.S. independent counsels who have harassed U.S. presidents.
The most famous of those was Ken Starr, who led the investigation into the financial and sexual affairs of former President Bill Clinton, which led to his impeachment.
"That history argues overwhelmingly against international repetition. Simply launching massive criminal investigations has an enormous political impact.
"Although subsequent indictments and convictions are unquestionably more serious, a zealous independent prosecutor can make dramatic news just by calling witnesses and gathering documents, without ever bringing formal charges," Bolton said. Spokesmen for Bush said his response was, "They'll never take me alive. Clinton, yes, but not me. I won't stand for it. They'll have to drag me there like that other guy, what's his name, Misolevitch or whatever."
DIM SON DRAGGED BEFORE WORLD'S HIGH COURT
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 19:57:21 (EST)
My two cents are:
Cypress, junipers. A haven for black widow spiders in these parts.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 19:53:57 (EST)
My two cents are:
the drainage will most likely affect the eas neighbors whose entire backyard view is now the broadside of a barn.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 19:29:16 (EST)
My two cents are:
Next of course will come the drainage problems created by the monstrosity.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 19:26:02 (EST)
My two cents are:
the skyrocket says it goes 15 feet with a 2-3 foot footprint, very spikey.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 19:15:35 (EST)
My two cents are:
There's also a blue italian cypress similar to the skyrocket juniper.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 19:12:38 (EST)
My two cents are:
Was thinking it would be fun to plink acorns off it with a slingshot. At least it blocks his porch light.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 19:09:49 (EST)
My two cents are:
Well neighbor next to giant shed guy had his family out there surveying the travesty. seems the driveway intended to go to the monstrosity is going to be poured right up to and maybe over the propert line. neighbors next to giant shed people are not too happy I think. But what's funny or at least interesting is that although I previously bemoaned the drainage and utility easement, it keeps shed guy further back, without the ditch it would be 10 or 15 feet closer.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 19:08:13 (EST)
My two cents are:
Wonder how they'd handle this in a libertarian world. What happened to the guy with a case of the polyps?
Harl
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 18:56:15 (EST)
My two cents are:
Move.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 18:53:25 (EST)
My two cents are:
What's wrong with a spa deck and a very large beach umbrella?
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 18:48:23 (EST)
My two cents are:
Green netting with sweet peas, potato vine, and morning glories climbing it. For the glories, get either Heavenly Blue or Pearly Gates for the best vortex
.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 18:46:22 (EST)
My two cents are:
You could always build an attractive three story shed.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 18:40:39 (EST)
My two cents are:
Two words: Green netting.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 18:39:48 (EST)
My two cents are:
damn near impossible to find a pic of the med. cypress. Did find something called a skyrocket juniper that might work. goes 15 to 2- feet which should cover most of the monstrosity. I may not want to grow something higher than it is, its already lightning fodder with all that metal and poles sunk into a slab.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 17:52:51 (EST)
My two cents are:
An accusation does not mean guilt, as we saw with President Clinton. Glint deserves his day in front of the tribunal just like any other American, no matter how distasteful he or she may be to others.
Harlan St. Wolf
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 17:41:34 (EST)
My two cents are:
I don't think Glint gets accused here, guy. I think that sometimes his confessions are discussed, and his sickness is analyzed. But no one accuses him of being anything other than what he says he is, a goat-fucking perveted homosexual Nazi rube.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 16:39:27 (EST)
My two cents are:
I still miss the sick rube. If I knew when his tribunal was scheduled, I'd show up. Too bad he had to miss the Leonids last night.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 16:33:30 (EST)
My two cents are:
Poor Glint. Always getting accused of things, like having a sexual hankering for his neighbor's boy Brian, whose name and problems we happen to know and whose picture we can see if we want to on Glint's vanity page, but who sometimes won't meet Glint's eye when Glint is wanting him most. Poor Glint! Why is it always him?
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 16:31:24 (EST)
My two cents are:
Bulldyke?
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 16:22:28 (EST)
My two cents are:
Uh-huh, sure, Harl. But, she never married. Give you three guesses to figure out what THAT means. The first two guesses don't count.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 15:25:43 (EST)
My two cents are:
I hear Rice is darn fine musician and excelled at her former position as Provost at Stanford University. Let's roll.
Harlan St. Wolf
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 15:24:31 (EST)
My two cents are:
When shots are fired maybe she'll be allowed to take cover in the big cocoon with her boss. Now I have to go pretend to straighten out some files, rake leaves, stack wood that can't be burned on a no-burn-day.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 15:12:44 (EST)
My two cents are:
Later dudes, I have to pretend to work out, pretend my guitar doesn't suck, pretend to be smarter than Condoleeza Rice, no wait, pretend to be more original than Condoleeza Rice, and think of some new accusation to make about Glint.
Anonymous But Predictable
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 14:32:10 (EST)
My two cents are:
This war, except for the Al-Qaeda part, which isn't going very well, is a figment of the Busch putsch. May as well start another war so maybe we won't lose both wars. Or maybe we will. The chimp will smirk on, regardless.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 14:31:56 (EST)
My two cents are:
Trouble with Condi is she is too repetitive. Her thoughts doe not appear to be original.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 14:14:01 (EST)
My two cents are:
There's no battle zone in this war, soldier. We can all be shot, and are.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 14:13:39 (EST)
My two cents are:
Condi's a bad liar, is what she is.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 14:11:51 (EST)
My two cents are:
I predict that all this huffing and puffing will scare the shit out of Saddam and he'll cop some sort of plea, trade the dictatorship for a villa on the riviera. Doubt if the guy wants to be dictator that much anyway.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 14:10:41 (EST)
My two cents are:
Condi's a wuss.
No nukes is good nukes
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 14:07:18 (EST)
My two cents are:
Easy for her to say if she has no sons, daughters and gets to stay in the yellow zone.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 14:04:44 (EST)
My two cents are:
To you as well, Gregor.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 13:37:27 (EST)
My two cents are:
http://www.boston.com/dailyglobe2/319/oped/Rice_s_argument_for_sacrifice+.shtml
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 13:30:48 (EST)
My two cents are:
Greetings, Dungeness, and friend.
G. Samsa
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 13:23:30 (EST)
My two cents are:
Got a thick tule fog going here, a real "pea souper." Hoping to take a ride up the levee road if it burns off. Taking the bike out now, free up garage space for the day's chores, maybe take a hop over to Tapatio Bros. for some breakfast chorizo and tortillas. Why don't you sneak out like Glint some night, rope one of the shed legs to the neighbor's pick-up. When he heads off for the slaughterhouse in the morning he'll pull the fucker down.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 11:40:18 (EST)
My two cents are:
later, workout.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 11:38:35 (EST)
My two cents are:
anyway, his shed isnt a battle I want to fight. just go around.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 11:37:51 (EST)
My two cents are:
I checked with the zoning dept. they permitted the fucker and arent going to admit they fucked up. I could probably find a deed restriction and fight it but I really do think a good shear out of a storm is going to take it down. The upright poles are lighter than my chainlink fence. Like a 2 b2 hollow square piece of aluminum. maybe 3 by 3 and not connected together with anything but the tin siding
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 11:36:34 (EST)
My two cents are:
thanks cap, I'll check the mediterranean one.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 11:32:59 (EST)
My two cents are:
It's French for "boring." Now I realize this is Texas, where the concept of zoning is rare, but in a lot of places it would be illegal for the guy to throw up a shed right at the lot line, especially a two-story shed. He'd also be a foot over code with that 7-foot fence in most municipalities. I suggest you call the planning department, or what passes for it in Texas, maybe the building inspector. Ask if what the nabe has done is legal, and if it's not, turn him in. Not all yard solutions are horticultural, even though I'd like to think they were.
Capt. O.H.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 11:32:45 (EST)
My two cents are:
Easy goes that vortex, fella. Speaking of all-natural vortices, got some dope Stilton yesterday. Lasted about half an hour. Awesome stuff.
G. Samsa
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 11:31:19 (EST)
My two cents are:
getting ready to go work out. as soon as the headache fades a little more.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 11:28:42 (EST)
My two cents are:
The common name "Mediterranean cypress" comes to mind.
Capt. O.H.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 11:28:34 (EST)
My two cents are:
Boring, he means.
Gerund Samsa
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 11:27:53 (EST)
My two cents are:
I believe it's the cypress. Forget which kind and not going to look it up. The neighbors here have one. Tall, narrow, ugly, and you can grow it into a twist if you want to, by training it. That's probably what you're thinking of. Check the www for various cypress types, you'll recognize it when you see it. The key to a good garden, though, is diversity and variety, a controlled and sometimes thematically limited multiplicity of heights, growth habits, color. A row of narrow cypress trees would be about the worst you could do. Break up the hard-edge outline, a garden is not a geometry problem, even if Louis XIV thought it should be.
Captain Ornamental Horticulture
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 11:27:38 (EST)
My two cents are:
tried to play guitar yesterday but was too wasted to do much. Lately I've been doing really well at crafting a buzz in the vortex of some smoke, vicodan, xanax and excessive alcohol. Its quite a ride!
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 11:27:20 (EST)
My two cents are:
Hey there. Good here. And you?
gerund 5 or 7 of 22
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 11:27:06 (EST)
My two cents are:
lost me with ennuyant
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 11:25:06 (EST)
My two cents are:
Since the house sits back on the lot its about 45 feet to the easement so i'd like a thin wall of green oterwise it will take up the space where the pool is to go eventually.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 11:24:26 (EST)
My two cents are:
U.S. ponders resumption of nuke-weapons test
BY DAN STOBER and JONATHAN S. LANDAY
San Jose Mercury News
WASHINGTON - The Bush administration is laying the groundwork for the resumption of nuclear testing and the development of new nuclear weapons, according to a memo obtained by Knight Ridder.
The memorandum circulated recently to members of the Nuclear Weapons Council, a high-level government body that sets policy for nuclear weapons, urges the U.S. nuclear weapons laboratories to assess the technical risks associated with maintaining the U.S. arsenal without nuclear testing, which President Bush's father halted in 1992. In addition, the memo suggests that the United States take another look at conducting small nuclear tests, a policy rejected by the Clinton administration.
"We will need to refurbish several aging weapons systems," writes council chairman E.C. Aldridge Jr., the undersecretary of defense for acquisition, technology and logistics. "We must also be prepared to respond to new nuclear weapons requirements in the future" - a reference to a push to develop "earth-penetrating" weapons that might destroy buried stocks of biological, chemical or nuclear weapons in countries such as Iraq.
"It's recognizing that the stockpile that we designed 25 or 30 years ago for the Cold War really might not be the stockpile for the war on terrorism," a senior Pentagon official said Friday. "The rest of the world realized after Desert Storm that if you could be seen, you could be killed."
The memo is backed up by little-noticed language in the defense authorization bill that Congress approved this week. The bill suggests that the U.S. nuclear weapons laboratories - Lawrence Livermore, Los Alamos and Sandia - should be ready to resume testing with as little as six months notice.
Daryl Kimball, the executive director of the Arms Control Association, said the memorandum demonstrates the Bush administration's intention to end the testing moratorium.
"The administration is chipping away at the barriers to a resumption of testing," said Kimball. "They are doing their best to establish a rationale to resume testing, either for reliability problems or for new weapons. The reality is that there is no scientific nor military basis for a resumption of testing, and to do so would be an enormous strategic blunder that would invite a wave of proliferation that could swamp the entire non-proliferation regime."
New testing could prompt the Russians, the Chinese, Indians and Pakistanis to do likewise, or harden North Korea's refusal to abandon its nuclear program, he warned.
Nuclear Nostalgia
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 11:24:12 (EST)
My two cents are:
Thinking of going down to Guitar Center and getting one of those cheap-ass Danelectro compressors. Understand they're just the ticket for the hillbilly twang sustain sound. How go, gerund?
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 11:22:32 (EST)
My two cents are:
Plant any darned thing you want. What does it matter? Everybody's been shot and it's going to happen again. Give up.
Harl
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 11:21:14 (EST)
My two cents are:
I like the baroque idea so what to use what grow naturally into a spire and stops at 20 or 30 feet. and fast, must grow fast. I'd like a thick dark green
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 11:20:56 (EST)
My two cents are:
On the other hand, the first good squall line to come across will probably take it out anyway. Its just a bunch of tin square poles about 25 feet high with sheetmetal screwed to it. Not a crosspiece on in the structure except for over the doors. He figures the sheetmetal will provide stability. and its the thin shit as well.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 11:18:38 (EST)
My two cents are:
It would be tr�s Baroque to have a line of spire trees across the whole width of the lot, but ultimately tr�s ennuyant as well. Why don't you try a "grove" of small trees in the foreground, backed by a cedar or other conifer directly in front of the shed? The small "trees" could really be large shrubs planted together to encourage them to grow high toward sunlight, and pruned as standards. There are a thousand varieties that could answer, so you'll have to give me more information before I can zero in to the best ones for you. What's your sign?
Captain Ornamental Horticulture
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 11:18:12 (EST)
My two cents are:
Monterey pines. Those fuckers grow fast and keep on growing.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 11:16:25 (EST)
My two cents are:
thanks cap. see this fool has built a two story shed, about the size and appearance of a carwash for semi trucks. There's already a 7 foot privacy fence on his property, the a 10 foot drainage and utility easement where the kids throw rocks at me from and then my 5 foot chain link. So its the top part of the monstrosity I want to block. I cant wait until the kids start throwing rocks at it. The house next door xeriscaped with a backyard of nothing but egg sized rocks along the street and easement.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 11:14:47 (EST)
My two cents are:
Tall narrow trees? Are you thinking of Lombardy poplar? A deciduous tree, you'll see the shed in winter. Your Italian cypress is an evergreen columnar variety, but not so fast growing, and to me excessively ugly. There are varieties of Eucalypt that would answer, but I am not sure about their survival on the gulf plains. They can't take much of a freeze, although they will root sprout afterward. Fast growing and ever green. Some people even like the way they look, but then some people like the way kangaroos look.
Captain Ornamental Horticulture
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 11:13:50 (EST)
My two cents are:
I am so grateful knowing that some thoughtful Republican dreamed up a color chart for terror. Why, these days, all I have to do is check the thermometer for the temperature, and the color chart for terror, and I know just what to wear, plus how to feel!!
lifelong Republican gerund
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 11:11:41 (EST)
My two cents are:
That's a lot of car hoods.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 11:11:38 (EST)
My two cents are:
lot is 100 feet across in the back.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 11:10:20 (EST)
My two cents are:
A wall of automobile hoods welded together.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 11:08:57 (EST)
My two cents are:
I'd try a redwood or a sequoia. Sure, they're coastal and California mountain trees, but most trees grow fine in a wrong climate once they get a start. Your redwood will put on six feet a year both high and wide. A couple of them can block out a shed fine. When they get as high as you want, just head them. If there's a fence, you could raise it a little with a trellis frame and grow some sort of vine, some are very fast-growing, like your solanum, as well as evergreen. Honeysuckle would be nice, or Carolina jasmine, maybe trumpet vine. A very tall grass would be good, very fast growing, but some of it you have to cut back in April to make it thrive, so you'll lose the screen for a month or so. Try Miscanthus sinensis, a sort of Chinese fountain-grass. Be sure you don't get the compact variety, which will grow only about four feet tall.
Captain Ornamental Horticulture
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 11:08:54 (EST)
My two cents are:
need 20-30 feet of height. Hate bamboo. want to do something sort of grandiose and pretentious, those spire looking trees
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 11:06:10 (EST)
My two cents are:
I hear you, Get Some�, my brother! Not only is there Blix to contend with, but I hear tell the inspectors won't even have a report ready for a year or so! Heck, that will be right about the time campaign season starts.
Harlan St. Wolf
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 11:05:27 (EST)
My two cents are:
yes, nlix has bothered me as well. especially with the "hans". guy only has 8 letters in his while name. and "x" is not really a germanic letter is it?
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 11:04:01 (EST)
My two cents are:
Bamboo. Pampas grass. Fennel. Cinder block wall.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 11:02:44 (EST)
My two cents are:
Does anyone else thing the name "Blix" sounds a little suspicious. Blix? If ever there was a made-up con-man's name that must be it. Where is this guy taking us? What primrose path is he leading us down? Why did snippy cave in and let the UN kick him around in the first place? Are we going to have a war here or just leave it at the election wag the dog scam? Let's roll! Let's see some hair on the walls.
Get Some�
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 11:01:28 (EST)
My two cents are:
nicholson 31
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 11:00:16 (EST)
My two cents are:
house behind me has built a hideous metal shed I need to hide, what to plant, I need that fast growing spire like thing, about 30 of them, is it my turn for the leyland cypress?
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 10:58:59 (EST)
My two cents are:
You'd think you would have used your noggin and made keys for yourself. Pearson, I knew it. What was the one from England, a John Bull Plezz-r-Cruise� 31?
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 10:58:20 (EST)
My two cents are:
Brisket was a little tough yesterday, but sunny here on the coastal plains, again today as well. 38 this morning, 75 for a high. That's why we frequently dress in layers here on the coastal plains.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 10:56:08 (EST)
My two cents are:
Yes, that means we need to be vigilant. I'm taking that advice seriously.
Harl
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 10:52:07 (EST)
My two cents are:
That was the second boat, the first one was a 26 american boat, a pearson. more of a tub than the 31
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 10:51:21 (EST)
My two cents are:
A threat of spectacular attacks resulting in mass casualties, severe damage to economy and we're still code yellow.
wonder in aliceland
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 10:50:25 (EST)
My two cents are:
both the opels were used. the silverado is the first new vehicle i ever bought. Yeah the boat was glass, a 31 foot sloop built in england. a bluewater cruiser with an inboard diesel. The cool part was that in the summers, the parents would hide the keys to the benz and take off for the mountain place. I'd find the keys of course, grab some friends, chicks, cocaine, and head on down to the boat.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 10:46:01 (EST)
My two cents are:
Worms? I thought the harelip spent most of its time drydocked on a trailer skewered cattycorner into a garage somewhere. Termites maybe, dry rot. There were two opels in my life. The first was a "manta" graduation present and I totalled it, the second was a gt I bought myself. If it gets cold perhaps you could burn the harelip in the woodstove.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 10:41:53 (EST)
My two cents are:
They're properly called Fillipinos, from whence we get the term of endearment, Flips.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 10:35:33 (EST)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 10:35:10 (EST)
My two cents are:
I hear the crynic has a Phillipino steward to tie his shoelaces. Never was good with knots.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 10:31:16 (EST)
My two cents are:
What does the crynic know about the tools of the trade? He just sits up on the bridge in his commodore's cap and yells through the speaker tube for his deckhands to epoxy the stanchions. You think a slick silver-spooner like the crynic came up through the foc's'l'e, spattered with oakum and epoxy resin?
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 10:29:41 (EST)
My two cents are:
Dang fine car until Buick took over.
Harl
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 10:27:32 (EST)
My two cents are:
Anyone who once drove an Opel had no silver spoons in his mouth.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 10:26:33 (EST)
My two cents are:
It's not like the crynic couldn't put all his training and experience to good use and clear up this marine epoxy issue once and for all instead of mercilessly deriding the lower economic strata. But, no.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 10:20:21 (EST)
My two cents are:
Look, if it says "marine epoxy" on the box, then it's genuine marine epoxy. Do you think private enterprise is out to screw the customer by misrepresenting the product? Freaking socialist.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 10:15:16 (EST)
My two cents are:
Third best 8-3 team? Looking for that invitation to the Toilet Bowl.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 10:13:20 (EST)
My two cents are:
But the Buffies, ah, the Buffies. They won. Third best 8-3 team in the land. Hanging tough in the Top 17.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 10:10:20 (EST)
My two cents are:
I remember finding some "marine" swizzle sticks at the yacht club chandlery and paying eight bucks a unit.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 10:10:02 (EST)
My two cents are:
Pete was right. Apparently, that Cornholer vs. Kansas State game was a great one. KSU 49, Cornholers 13.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 10:09:01 (EST)
My two cents are:
You're just goading the crynic into telling about the time he worked as a garbage-man the summer after high-school, and got some humongous blisters it was so tough.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 09:58:32 (EST)
My two cents are:
Anybody know when Glint is scheduled to appear before the tribunal? Will it be open or closed?
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 09:58:24 (EST)
My two cents are:
Nearest McDonald's to the Black Jack trailer 45 miles away over bad roads. You wouldn't know about bad roads, though, the crynic. You probably think they're streets with no sidewalks and the asphalt raised up into a disturbing lip around the storm drains.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 09:56:54 (EST)
My two cents are:
Guess I should surf out on the world wide web and find some poetical piece about the copper-bottom oaken ships that preserved old Albion. Why copper? We use "marine" copper, which is a lot like the "hobby" copper you make ash-trays with. Discourages and even kills the dread teredo worms. Of course, some poor sap who grew up with a snoutful of silver spoons on a glass marconi-rig jib-driven plasti-boat wouldn't know about wood and the dread teredo worm, would he, the fuck? Of course, even a plasti-boat they coat it with copper paint to discourage the barnacles that rob it of speed and make the commodore's face droop at the yacht club bar. Ah, the silver spooners can have their copper paint, I like the way the ashtray sheeting looks nailed into the bow there, quite the play of color and texture, copper nailed with copper nails on okume from the jungles of Africa. If I had enough to buy one of these out-of-the-box brand name lubber yachts I'd probably blow it all on yards of copper and coat the whole damn thing like HMS Indefatigable or Old Ironsides.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 09:52:03 (EST)
My two cents are:
You just dont understand the game do you crynic, you've always been a weak sister here. Small wonder nobody looks to you to shoulder the yolk of leadership.
2 of nine
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 09:51:31 (EST)
My two cents are:
had this little 12 foot galvanized v hull with a 12 horse twin for awhile. Found this marine epoxy at academy surplus. Comes in a roll wrapped in plastic, about the size of the tube in a role of toilet paper. the outside was one of the parts, the inside the other. All you had to do was pinch off a piece. mash it around until the parts mix and slap it into place.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 09:49:53 (EST)
My two cents are:
Trailer trash socialist. Did you have a view of the McDonald's?
the crynic
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 09:46:28 (EST)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 09:45:21 (EST)
My two cents are:
Lived in a trailer once that took three-quarters of a gallon of Black Jack every winter. Somebody here doesn't know much about epoxy, starting with "marine" expoxy, which is something like Mexican salt.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 09:41:14 (EST)
My two cents are:
And those tubes of silicon, all different colors and temperature gradients. Why the SS Harelip could become a virtual pallete.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 09:38:35 (EST)
My two cents are:
I prefer Henry's, that thick, black tar-like goop, for my sealing and repair needs.
Harlan St. Wolf
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 09:12:57 (EST)
My two cents are:
How about some of those mudflap chicks, can we put some of those mudflap chicks like you see on the big trucks on the SS Harelip someplace?
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 09:12:34 (EST)
My two cents are:
Next time perhaps we can use some instant driveway cement for the repairs, um no for the adornment, yes the adornment and beautification of the SS Harelip. And epoxy, not to forget the immanent beauty one can draw forth from a half gallon of marine epoxy with a two-inch putty knife and a little imagination. Stucco might provide a nice skidproof deck material but we could always just staple down some chickenwire and leave go the stucco.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 09:10:24 (EST)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 08:57:42 (EST)
My two cents are:
pity the boat with a bricoleur for a captain.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 08:25:53 (EST)
My two cents are:
I don't see it resembling a mole. Now a harelip, perhaps a harelip, but not a mole.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 08:09:56 (EST)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 08:08:16 (EST)
My two cents are:
Ok then, its an artistic bandaid, a pretty scar. A beautiful flaw, nay it is the very mole on Monroe's cheek.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 08:02:45 (EST)
My two cents are:
morning yall
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 07:59:42 (EST)
My two cents are:
She may not be so dumb. She may be just unable to express herself well verbally.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 07:51:46 (EST)
My two cents are:
WOODWARD CAPTURES CONDI'S THOUGHTS WHILE SHE IS ALONE WATCHING TV! ...Drudge
Her "thoughts?" What did he use, a sponge or a cather's mitt? That chick is DUMB.
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 07:50:33 (EST)
My two cents are:
More of the "Battered Republican Syndrome"
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 23:57:50 (EST)
My two cents are:
That, and the suspicion that, while you're stealing, the enemy is still getting laid more than you ever will, by Penthouse Pets you will never know.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 23:01:47 (EST)
My two cents are:
Nice pep talk about the new, less timid GOP. As if these yappers were ever timid and meek. This is just the latest Republican angle: We're too nice, too polite, too gentle, yada, yada, yada. Look, if these nutcases are afraid at all, it's the fear a kid who steals from his daddy's wallet feels - the fear of getting found out. Except, here it's the knowledge that you WILL get found out. That's when the desperation sets in, when you know you've got to take as much as you can RIGHT NOW and QUICK, before you get thrown out of the house for another 40 years.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 22:59:37 (EST)
My two cents are:
Smile, you�re on virtual candid camera," said Laura W. Murphy, Director of the ACLU�s Washington National Office. "If the Pentagon has its way, every American - from the Nebraskan farmer to the Wall Street banker - will find themselves under the accusatory cyber-stare of an all-powerful national security apparatus."
The Pentagon�s Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency is developing the system, which it has dubbed "Total Information Awareness," in its Information Awareness Office. That office is directed by former Reagan Administration official John Poindexter, who once said that it was his duty as the national security advisor to withhold information from Congress.
say cheese
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 22:17:16 (EST)
My two cents are:
Interesting. But I tend to think that the razor-thin Republican majorities in the House and Senate are the result of a wag-the-dog campaign by an illigitimate president. The president's future depends on Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden; to me it seems fairly gloomy, because behind the meaningless spat with Saddam and the bungled "war" with Osama there lies nothing but a wrecked economy, a looted treasury, a country half freedom-loving American and half the gulled, frightened victims of a cynical Republican bunco game. But all opinions are welcome, and the moron who created the fantasy below should keep it up, so other morons can cut and paste his thoughts around the web.
House of Meat
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 21:40:24 (EST)
My two cents are:
As Republicans and Democrats absorb the significance of last week's election results, a few things are starting to become clear. For one thing, Republicans are finally starting to settle into the idea that they are the majority party in this country. They have not thought so since 1932.
I worked in the Senate in 1980, when Republicans won control there for the first time in almost 30 years, and I remember clearly the sense that this was all just temporary. In contrast to the Democrats, who treated Republicans like dirt, the latter were very deferential. They didn't treat Democrats with the same disdain, because in their hearts they knew it wouldn't last.
The memories of 1946-48 and 1952-54, the last times that Republicans held either house of Congress, were very much in their minds. Although no one ever said so, I think most Republicans in the Senate thought they would probably lose the majority in 1982. Consequently, they were fearful of alienating the Democrats, whom, they thought, would soon be back in power, lest they be punished as a consequence.
This sort of meek attitude toward one's oppressors is, sad to say, not uncommon. People who are kidnapped, such as Patty Hearst, have been known to fall in with their kidnappers. Republicans in Congress had somewhat the same attitude. They were so used to being beaten and abused that they thought this was the normal state of affairs. When they got the majority, some reacted like a caged bird suddenly set free: they simply didn't know what to do.
Some reacted by leaving. Congressman Bob Walker of Pennsylvania, for example, was one of the most energetic Republicans opposing Democrats while in the minority. But shortly after Republicans got the majority in the House in 1994, he retired, as did several other longtime Republican congressmen. I can only conclude that they really preferred being in the minority, where they could lob bombs without taking any responsibility for their actions. Once they actually had to do so, they bailed out.
I think that now, at last, Republicans in Congress may be ready to come to grips with the consequences and responsibilities of being the majority party -- the governing party -- in America. But they must first shake off the tendency to think -- in the back of their minds -- that they are, in effect, illegitimate and temporary holders of positions that, by rights, really belong to Democrats.
This will be hard for some Republicans. I think that many of the problems that developed after their 1994 takeover of the House resulted from a fear that they would be out again in 1996. Their mentality, therefore, was that we have to do it all today; there is no tomorrow. This led to an over-reaching and pushing the envelope that proved to be self-defeating in certain respects.
The main reason why the 2002 elections are important is precisely because Republican gains were not supposed to happen. The party holding the White House nearly always loses in mid-term elections, but does better in presidential elections. Since Republicans gained this time, they can realistically look forward to holding the House and Senate in 2004. This means, for the first time in two generations, that Republicans can think beyond the next election cycle. They can start to think long-term, about building a base for policy changes that may not occur for two to three years, rather than going for broke immediately.
Of course, another element in this change in thinking is that a growing number of Republicans in Congress have only been there since they have had control of at least one house. They are not intimidated by the Democrats, as a whole generation of their predecessors were. When I went to work in the House in 1976, Republicans were like animals that had been severely beaten. They were shy, fearful, easily intimidated and extremely deferential to their masters. That is no longer the case.
President Bush personifies a more self-assured, majority-minded Republican attitude. His ability to convey this to other Republicans will be key to his ability to pursue an agenda and change the political dynamics for a generation. He has a historic opportunity to do so, since so many Republicans believe that they owe their seats to him. Not unlike Newt Gingrich after the Republican takeover of the House in 1994, Bush can, for a time, lead Republicans in Congress anywhere, and they will follow.
Between now and January, Bush must think very, very carefully about how to use the power he has been given. Fortunately, he is in a much better position than Gingrich was to exercise it effectively. Having been denied the traditional "honeymoon" that new presidents generally get, owing to the unusual circumstances of his election, he has now been given that honeymoon back again. How he uses this window of opportunity will tell us much about the future of the Republican Party.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 20:22:49 (EST)
My two cents are:
It was, in effect, gratuitous cruelty.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 19:46:30 (EST)
My two cents are:
Besides which, patched it? Nope. We're not talking "patch" here. Maybe that's why you fell into the evil ways, because you didn't understand the difference between accessorizing a boat and patching a boat. Oh, sure, there was a wore spot which I did spank some glass on. But the copper, that was for comfort and for speed, for beauty and utility. It was a breath mint and a candy mint at the same time. Not a patch. Not unless the Michaelangelo renditions of the sybils are patches on the ceiling of the Sistine chapel. Not unless the gargoyles of Notre Dame de Paris can be thought of as patches on the cathedral. Not unless the big chrome air cleaner cover sticking out of the hood of your Woody Woodpecker Moon-Equipped Duster is a patch. Nobody patched anything, Senor Turkey. Your cruelty was totally unnecessary, for there were no patches.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 19:45:06 (EST)
My two cents are:
Oh it was personal all right. It bit deep. Rather have someone kick my ass than dis my copper plate. Something a Nazi could do easy. The one who skins out the bodies for the kommandante's lampshades.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 19:38:07 (EST)
My two cents are:
Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 18:48:58 (EST)
My two cents are:
Look. you patched it with copper bandaids and besides, its not personal really, not like the chine stix. Not like Patience, not like the chambartine.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 18:28:41 (EST)
My two cents are:
Nobody real cares about Pete. Nobody ever has.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 18:20:40 (EST)
My two cents are:
I think the lampshade guy would be that fellow on the coastal plains. I remember once I shared my technique of coppering the bow of my boat, and the guy jumped all over me, humiliating me and trying to hurt me by asking why I didn't just hang used tires all over it. Now THERE is one mean sonofabitch!
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 17:59:55 (EST)
My two cents are:
Throw the switch? I was thinking more along the lines of the guy who skins out the bodies for lampshades.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 17:48:18 (EST)
My two cents are:
Glint could throw the switch. Glint would stand in line to throw the switch. Glint would buy a lottery ticket for a chance to throw the switch. Who's in front of the Plim Plaza as a hot-legged transvestite cruising the Paul Revere smorgasboard? Glint.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 17:37:39 (EST)
My two cents are:
Sure, why not? As long as the government is willing to overpay on the contract. Look, the guy already has been a mercenary "soldier" in the war on drugs. It's a perfect fit.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 16:51:38 (EST)
My two cents are:
Pete operates from a position of fear, probably as a result of his genes and environment. He is to be ignored. As long as he stays far away on an island, he is of no actual significance. The ocassional trip to Disneyland is okay.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 16:49:32 (EST)
My two cents are:
As long as we're discussing the attributes of a good concentration-camp guard, has anybody noticed that Glint seems to have an adequately hating soul, along with not a few kinks or twists of instinct unpossessed by the multitudes? I think that Glint might make a better Buchenwalder than Pete, especially in the section where the juvenile sexual deviants are kept and tortured or subjected to various experiments. I can see Glint really getting into that work.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 16:47:03 (EST)
My two cents are:
Amazing, isn't it, that a mild-mannered, self-effacing, affable citizen like Pete could become a brutal concentration camp guard? Civilization is but a thin veneer over the jungle of mankind's soul.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 16:42:47 (EST)
My two cents are:
Yes, oddly enough, there are always enough Petes around to take care of the dirty work. In Germany, there are a whole lot of Petes.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 16:41:14 (EST)
My two cents are:
Elimination of the Jews and Gypsies was a duty which most Nazis found personally repugnant. Yet, somehow, when push came to shove, enough Krauts managed to unwillingly straggle forward to perform the unwelcome service.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 16:30:05 (EST)
My two cents are:
Hitler was a nationalist, not a socialist?
doubt it
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 16:14:37 (EST)
My two cents are:
Can't do that, if we did we wouldn't have a President.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 16:06:30 (EST)
My two cents are:
It is time to rid the world of the useless.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 16:03:12 (EST)
My two cents are:
National Socialism classically says that a nation is the highest creation of a race. Therefore, great nations (literally large nations) are said to be the creation of great races. The theory says that great nations grow from military power. In turn, military power naturally grows from rational, civilized cultures. In turn, these cultures naturally grow from races with natural good health, and aggressive, intelligent, courageous traits.
The weakest nations are said to be those from impure or mongrel races, because they have divided, quarrelling, and therefore weak cultures.
An obvious mistake of this type is said to be to permit or encourage multiple languages within a nation. This belief is why the German NAZIs were so concerned with the unification of German-speaking peoples' territories.
Nations that cannot defend their borders are therefore said to be the creation of weak or slave races. Slave races are thought to be less worthy of existence than master races. In particular, if a "master race" should require room to live, ("Lebensraum"), it is thought to have the right to take it and kill the indigenous "slave races."
Races without homelands are therefore said to be "parasitic races." The richer the members of a "parasitic race" are, the more virulent the parasitism is said to be. A "master race" can therefore, it is said, easily strengthen itself by eliminating "parasitic races" from its homeland. This is the theoretic justification for the oppression and elimination of Jews and Gypsies, a duty which most NAZIs (oddly enough) found personally repugnant.
Religions that recognize and teach these "truths" are said to be "true" or "master" religions because they create mastery by avoiding comforting lies. Those that preach love and toleration, "in contravention to the facts" are said to be "slave" or "false" religions.
The man who recognizes these truths is said to be a natural leader, those who deny it are said to be natural slaves. Slaves, especially intelligent ones, are said to always attempt to hinder masters by promoting false religious and political doctrines.
According to Mein Kampf (My Struggle), Hitler realized these truths by carefully observing the policies of the Autro-Hungarian empire.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 16:00:28 (EST)
My two cents are:
Useless, like the Jews were useless in Germany, 1939?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 15:47:26 (EST)
My two cents are:
I think what happens is that liberals always end up fighting the wars. Then they come home and don't want to talk about it. It's like they're shell-shocked or something, like they've lost their cojones and can't deal with it anymore. Look at George McGovern. He was a war hero, then he went soft. Hell, if it weren't for the good old stay-at-home conservatives, I'm thinking we could never go out and start a war. In a game of us or them, we would be toast.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 15:47:01 (EST)
My two cents are:
I don't know why you demonrat lie-brals are so stuffy about bombing a bunch of useless frickin' towelheads who are sitting on oil that belongs in a USA SUV. Are you blind or what. It's the frickin' American Way.
General America
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 15:25:26 (EST)
My two cents are:
Woman To Wear Sign At Hopkins For Refusing Search
Police: 28-Year-Old Rejects Being Scanned By Wand
UPDATED: 11:46 a.m. EST November 10, 2002
CLEVELAND -- Wednesday won't be an average day for saleswoman Adrienne Bundy of Indianapolis.
Instead, the 28-year-old Bundy will stand in Cleveland Hopkins International Airport with a sign saying, "I am appearing here because I refused to comply with airport security."
Bundy refused to be searched at the airport in July.
Police reported that she rejected being scanned by a metal-detecting wand and yelled and swore at an officer.
After Bundy fulfills her two hours of humiliation, Municipal Judge Emanuella Groves will dismiss a misdemeanor charge of aggravated disorderly conduct.
City Law Director Subodh Chandra said Bundy's sentence will be a friendly warning to other travelers.
http://www.newsnet5.com/news/1776912/detail.html
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 15:24:18 (EST)
My two cents are:
Can't we just dispense with all the spying and get right down to killing a billion people?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 15:07:59 (EST)
My two cents are:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20021115/ap_wo_en_po/us_iris_scan_1
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 14:46:23 (EST)
My two cents are:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20021116/ts_nm/bush_spy_dc_5
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 14:42:21 (EST)
My two cents are:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20021113/ap_on_go_co/chairman_warner_1
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 14:41:15 (EST)
My two cents are:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20021115/tc_nm/tech_dragnet_dc_2
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 14:39:02 (EST)
My two cents are:
Well, sounds okay by me. Glint always said youth was all about experimenting with substances and the like. I kind of wish I would have done that but I didn't. My third stepfather would have done some pretty bad things to me if I had. Someday I'll tell you all about him but I'm not ready yet.
Harlan St. Wolf
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 13:49:29 (EST)
My two cents are:
Experimenting with what? Different brews? Different orifices? Different religions? Dachsunds? What?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 13:41:39 (EST)
My two cents are:
Yeah, right now she's still experimenting.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 13:40:05 (EST)
My two cents are:
Her dad will have been president. Oh, she'll have to work her way up through the ranks, of course. Maybe a few oil-company directorships, a hockey team, governor of Nebraska. She's plenty qualified, don't you worry about that. Do you think the supreme court would appoint anyone who isn't?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 13:38:28 (EST)
My two cents are:
On the other hand, I MIGHT be around another 20 years. I don't necessarily believe EVERYTHING the doctors say.
Harl
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 13:36:44 (EST)
My two cents are:
Also, I'm not sure Jenna is qualified to be appointed president. What's her background?
Harlan St. Wolf
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 13:23:49 (EST)
My two cents are:
I'll have to cogitate on this a spell. I never figured it would take so long. After all, Pete said this could all be wrapped up in 10 days so I calculated about 2 years. Now you're telling me maybe 20 years. I'm not sure I can hold on that long. Heck, I'm not sure I'll even be alive by then as they say.
Harl
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 13:22:11 (EST)
My two cents are:
Harlan, Harlan, Harlan. These are but the opening gambits of a war that will last twenty, thirty, fifty years. It cannot be said that the Arab, even with his 30 billion dollars damage to America and its economy and his greasing of 3,000 of our frontline people, subtracting the gooks and other foreigners in the Trade Center, it cannot be said that the Arab is ahead. Only time will tell. We cannot expect the scorecard even in fourteen years, Harlan, although there is always the probability that we will smoke Osama out of his hole before then. Be patient, fellow Christian, as we soldier on. Hell's bells, Jenna might have been appointed president by the time the picture starts to clear.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 12:55:58 (EST)
My two cents are:
I'm as patient as anybody, but fourteen years? No way, my brother!
Harl
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 11:56:58 (EST)
My two cents are:
Helped a guy move a bed last night from his ex-girlfriend's apartment to his own, so his mother would have a place to sleep during her visit. There was a classy picture fram in the dumpster with glass and a picture of a babe by the ocean, from the back. One of those babe picture. He dumpster dived it for me. I may give him the picture and keep the frame. Soft-core porn on the walls may be a little too corny for me. Got to consult the bandy-legged little cheerleader in my soul before deciding.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 11:50:24 (EST)
My two cents are:
Does somebody have the text of the Bush statement where he said that American justice is patient? That we are a patient people? I like the picture this man paints of America, the bold and the patient. The word picture he paints. I suspect that he thinks those words up all by himself, the stuff about American patience. Karl Rove and the outreach guys and the speech-writers probably have nothing to do with it. It just wells out of the deep understanding that our president has of himself and of the American people, who are the very cells, the skin and the liver and the heart and the kidneys and the warts of the patient frog that is America. The deep understanding of the soul of America that this man nurtured in his own soul all the way from Andover. A man well-wired to the patience of his native land, not counting the Cook Islands or wherever Harkin Energy wanted to re-incorporate. The Cook Islands are where a patient America washes its money, but they are not the soul of America. Even a dyed in the wool Cook Islander like the crynic still feels the patient core of America in his gut. It is an impossible characteristic for an American to discard, patience is. We get the dead or alive, but all in good time. We are willing to wait a long time-- fourteen months or fourteen years if it comes to that. Except, we are not willing to wait fourteen months or fourteen years to depose this madman Hussein, who threatens us from the sands of Iraq. We can't afford to wait for that one. We've got to stop him before he gasses his own people. In fourteen months he could gas them many times over, and we can't afford to wait. There is a limit to American patience, though it be the patience of a frog.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 11:41:53 (EST)
My two cents are:
You don't have to draw me a picture, my brother. I can see that tongue in my mind's eye. One day it will go, "phlpt!" and get catch that Osama!
Harlan St. Wolf
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 11:34:20 (EST)
My two cents are:
Like a calm, patient frog, American fury sits on its lily pad, waiting for the bug Osama to stroll past. The frog of American fury can wait for twenty years if necessary. But the technologically-advanced tongue of the frog of American fury will one day whip out, faster than the eye can see, and nail the bug to the lily-pad of justice. We will smoke that bug out of its bug hole, and force it to scamper across the lily pads where patiently sits the frog of American fury. Do I have to draw you a picture?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 11:30:03 (EST)
My two cents are:
You know, back to home in the wild west we have a saying: "Dead or Alive." That is the wild west statement that applies to America's Enemy Number Two, after Saddam Hussein: Osama bin Laden. The guy can run, but he cannot hide. Not for very long anyway, unless you figure fourteen months is a long time to hide from the long arm of American fury. But we are a patient people. The patient fury of America will clap this character in the calaboose one day, mark my words. Read my fr**king lips. We are like a fr**king frog that sits on a lily pad, patient as a fr**king rock, waits for a bug to crawl by. Well, Osama bin Laden is that bug, and America is that frog. Resistance is futile, bug.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 11:25:36 (EST)
My two cents are:
Saw that pretty guy in a movie where his brother was autistic and he was a prick. Don't remember much more about it. The only other time I saw the one where he was a pilot and stood on a box during the love scenes with another tall actress. Kelly something. Appeared naked in yet another movie, that one with Harrison Ford. She played a naked Shaker, and he played a police officer. Sick bunch of liberals if you ask me.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 11:21:26 (EST)
My two cents are:
The guy with the pretty face theoretically ran off with a Spanish girl. Guinea-lover. But it has been revealed that they never committed the deed. The thing with the lemon halves. The world wonders, is this guy some sort of queer, or what? It's all there in People magazine, if you know how to read between the lines. There could be worse things to do.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 11:18:00 (EST)
My two cents are:
Nicole Kidman? Is she the bimbo who towered over that fellow with the pretty face? They were Scientologists? Adopted a Chinese child with worms?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 11:15:18 (EST)
My two cents are:
I miss the rube already.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 10:58:45 (EST)
My two cents are:
Nicole Kidman to play in a new release of Stepford Wives. She plays such attractive and alluring psycopaths
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 08:29:00 (EST)
My two cents are:
Shot through with sunbeams. Blazing golden arrows streaked the grey as the gulf sun reclaimed the afternoon.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 08:26:49 (EST)
My two cents are:
It is the grey of the gulf that is indeed the more characteristic grey of the coastal plains. At its finest it is a cold sea breeze slinging drizzle and raindrops across the patio. It is a morose and steady grey. Even-toned and flat. The color of primer on a 66 malibu the way it's laid down by the guy that owns the body shop on his own restoration project. Sombre and unwavering, it lasts for days.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 08:22:01 (EST)
My two cents are:
In truth, the melancholoy grey of yesterday afternoon was not that borne on the southern gulf breeze, but of a passing northern front leaving the in it's wake the clear crispness of fall - crackling brown and orange leaves chasing each other down the street in whirlwinnds of sunshine.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 08:15:28 (EST)
My two cents are:
I certainly am glad that it's the Pentagon that is running the data base with the goods on every citizen. Just think how bad it would be if it were in civilian hands and someone like Janet Reno got hold of it! Barf alert city!
Cornwell VanOstrich
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 07:58:26 (EST)
My two cents are:
Quick, what was your mother's maiden name? Don't worry, Admiral Poindexter knows. I you forget the details, you can always ask Admiral Poindexter. He'll have it in the Cray.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 07:54:39 (EST)
My two cents are:
Rights? What rights? There are no rights except the rights of the Pentagon. The Pentagon's rights to records of your buying habits at Safeway, your airline ticket receipts, your e-mail and your every web hit, your kindergarten behavior report, your library check-out records, and whether or not you buy the jumbo Trojans. You thought this was all a game, didn't you, fellow travelers? Well, if it is, we win.
Diosgraced Admiral Poindexter, Convicted Felon
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 07:52:42 (EST)
My two cents are:
Why is it that melancholy gray often drapes coastal plains? Is it the proximity of the watery ocean, or gulf, or embayment of any sort? Is it the subtle interplay of land and ocean, the interdigitation of water and earth hiding itself in its own delicate veil? Of course, this is not necessarily all bad. On the coastal plains of our youth, the melancholy grayness, a bath of cold cold drizzle made of the hot winds of the Pacific and the cold whipsaw of the Kuroshio Current, was perfect for the culture of what in other climes would be naught but lowly thistle, but in ours was the magnificent artichoke. And yet, nearby grew the foul asparagus, one of the world's more disgusting fruits. Yet complaining about the "melancholy greyness" is the priviledge or perhaps even the right of one dwelling on the coastal plains, be she Hairy Ainu, Pelopponesian Turk, the stout Cornish yeoman of Old Blighty, or the bold Eskimo of the north.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 07:48:29 (EST)
My two cents are:
yes, the gulf sun. The sun that heats the tepid coastal waters creating a melancholy greyness that often drapes the coastal plains.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 05:45:20 (EST)
My two cents are:
Good old Glint. I'll bet he gives those Maryland State Troopers a piece of his mind tomorrow!
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 00:42:58 (EST)
My two cents are:
I wouldn't be surprised to hear that Glint, a long-time NASA buff, worked on the O-rings. Maybe just doesn't brag on it, out of a sense of humbility.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 00:41:07 (EST)
My two cents are:
What about Morton Thiokol and the O-rings? You can't tell me that we didn't whip that problem with contractors!
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 00:39:51 (EST)
My two cents are:
It reminds me of the old days before the Government Land Office. A dentist could get a contract to survey a township, go out and sit in the woods for two weeks drinking whiskey, and come back and get paid top dollar. Oh sure, it led to the condemnation of a lot of summer estates when civil servants established the real boundary lines, but how many Republicans have summer estates? That's a DimboCRAP thing.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 00:39:04 (EST)
My two cents are:
True. The efficiency of private enterprises on government contract. I makes me feel warm and fuzzy just to think of it. The controls. The oversight. The close performance scrutiny. The congressman sticking his beak in and wondering why the government isn't forking over as much as the contractor says he needs. The contractor sending ladies with mammoth poitrines to advise the congressman. The procurement officer's son getting the internship with the vendor. This will be the biggest hog trough ever opened up to private enterprise!
Anonymous.
- Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 00:34:23 (EST)